/brit/
Is this the perfect woman?
ah yes, white nationalist *squints* mort klein
nowt wrong with making early news desu
15 stone ago
shit just remembered there was a sauna in the goteborg hostel and i forgot to try it out
often wonder what it would be like to surrender completely to madness, tell all my friends to fuck off, and start a bizarre ranting youtube channel with 3 subscribers as i descent more and more into loneliness and insanity
reckon it could end up being a transcendental art piece/experience, but im a bit worried i would go too deep and wouldnt ever be able to pull myself back from the edge and go back to normal after
Ah you're right. Aguero is still injured. Hope Pep doesn't play that calamity Gabby Jesus. So fucking wasteful but people overlook that because he is so elegant with the ball.
stop posting that fat bird you fgucking autists
im tryin g to fucking eat without throwing up
brexit means _______
Alan's on tv
Shut up you little faggot and neck yourself yeah
Yes she largely compensates for her obesity with her pretty face, giant tits and overall wholesome appearance
I'd do unspeakable things
she's hardly obese
>faggot
FOY
Lowest test in Brit alert ^^^^^^
*throws all your tea in the harbor*
>allemagne: pourquoi tant de haine ?
i assume they’re talking about the new year rapes in cologne, or the ones in that one other town hmmmmm
she's a fat cow
Phwooooar
England is the best country in the world
-best bands came from England
-nicest people
-relaxed alcohol laws
-best accent, sexy on girls and masculine on men
-smarter and educated people
-aesthetic industrial era housing
are you fucking stupid
even if she was 12ft tall she's still very obese
Left toil 2 hours early and not a single person batted an eyelid
The protoshag
Thanks.
Look lad I have pulled my fair share of girls who look just like her. Tits blind you but the worst is when you see their asses from the side. It just looks grotesque.
A swedish girl necked on me last night because I looked like a singer from Green Day or something
mission accomplished nigel you can come home now
she's just overweight but that's not always bad
blog on
>educated people
*tongue out winky emoji*
Me with the frosty jacks
if someone said that to be id spark them desu
the new match
you don't know the words you're using
you let her call you a bender like that?
HOLY PENG PENG PENG HOLY PENG AWOOOOOOOOO AWOOOOOOO HUMMNA HUMNNA HUMNAAAAAA AWOOOOOOOOOOOO AWOOO PENGALISH
chebs
Wouldn’t be proud of that mate
>velcro gym shoes
>nose ring shopped out
cringe
only feel alive at the weekend
you're an algerian in thailand?
Would marry
literally got the same jacket as him as well kek
Love drinking energy drinks when im hungover
has got to be monster energy drink though
Do you have the sleepy eyes bags?
love fat girls me
>tfw literally the biggest bender at my uni and nobody from my hometown knows
From a small socially conservative ex mining billage, was headboy and still dating the headgirl who goes to a different uni. Would literally destroy my mum and reputation if anyone found out but what they dont know wont hurt them
>teehee im bent btw :v
genuinely think this boomer thing was a shill campaign
went from shopping it into old people's hands to putting the drink fucking everywhere, it's really weird
>monster
Plebplebplebpleb
It’s
Rockstar
Red bull
>relentless
>monster
I have sleepy eyes bags even though I sleep enough. wish there was a solution to this
I spend too much time looking for the perfect reaction image that by the time I find it the thread has moved on
Billage
No not at all lad
it’s genetic innit
having earl grey as a treat to myself lads
Same, even as a kid
Mate if you are going to tinder post at least prove you matched with them and haven’t just grabbed a random photo.
hemorroid cream
Based puff
what's a bender? i'm not yet familiar with british slang, brother. does it mean gay or a chad who fucks women nonstop?
Day 2 of no weed nearly done
Almost caved
Probs going to get some later still anyway still
look at that belly button though that means she needs to lose quite a bit of weight she's still nice though
190 has TMAU
new passport got delivered and it was printed one day before the European Union would have been taken off the front. Fucks SAKE why didn't I wait.
Can't wait for the day ninja has only 1000 people watching him on twitch
It’s someone with a curved spine
Based and brownpilled
Urban dictionary exists
most hate crimes in the US are blacks beating up whites, asians, native americans, basically anyone they come into contact with.
fookin hell she's an absolute whale
still would like
Any woman that knows how to dance is trash
thought you were joking
Honestly thought that was Jimmy Saville based on the thumbnail
it means gay
as in, "opposite of straight", geddit?
its a bit derogatory, so dont use it in real life or you might get in trouble lad
forgot the spice ethnically cleansing the blacks from their neighbourhoods
GET HYPE
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It’s not even 5:00 yet mate, quitting isn’t that hard if that’s what you are going for.
I used to smoke all day everyday as a student, now I just have a small cigarette sized joint after toil. Can make an 8th last nearly a month.
i'm not the joking type
gay
bender
poofta
faggot
gaybo
shrub rocketeer
3-pin din plug
woofta
homo
queer
quare
fudgepacker
balloon-fancier
any others im missing lads?
corrr
Had to watch far too much of that with my ex and her gay best mate.
im 1488 far right neo nazi
not true
always thought i was racist
then i started working and met a lot of upper-class well-educated black people and realised im actually just classist
true
>tfw getting bummed while my gf texts me telling me how much she loves me
IM NOT THE MAN YOU THINK I AM
190
shirt lifter
shit stabber
arse bandit
my dad once unironically said "if you imply that youre gay then girls will trust you more and let you get closer to them"
weirded me right out
seems like a bit of a creepo thing to say
>ass and bananas
Sign me up where???
Are fags even human
bats for yorkshire