Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Koroshimasu kokujin

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乙やで

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black pete?

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LOOK INTO THIS FACE

TELL ME HE IS NOT ARYAN

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gay

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no some internet troll

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so gay

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これはゲイ確定やん

お腹減ったわ

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偶然を装って男たちが接近してくるでしょう。

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Coucou, bien dormi, mon chipie ? PQ t'étais si fatiguée que tu es dormi pendant le après-midi ?
*puts myself in your blanket and hugs you in it to warm you up*

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>Coucou, bien dormi, mon chipie ?
C'était reposant... *plays with your hair*
>PQ t'étais si fatiguée que tu es dormi pendant le après-midi ?
I had two midterms exams in a row. They're short(1h30), but they're essentially a very condensed version of the final exams. You have to do the same thing but with less time and fewer words. And exams never fail to exhaust me, both the preparation and the exam itself. Sport de chambreのあとの疲れがずっといい... *hugs you and puts my forehead against yours*

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Mon garçon mauvais... it was the last day of the exam? とりあえず...
*headpats you for ごほうび*

if so we can have "sport" in this "Parc-aux-cerfs"... Tu seras Bien Aimé par moi, l will heal your fatigue with my "Royal Touch"...
*places my hands on both side of your cheeks and scoops up your fatigue with ma langue*

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No, my finals will be from the 20th to the 24th. Then I'll be relatively free until september...
>Tu seras Bien Aimé par moi, l will heal your fatigue with my "Royal Touch"...
僕の可愛いBourbon... *places my hands on both side of your cheeks and scoops up your fatigue with ma langue*
*places my two hands on your lower back while kissing back, pushing you against me as a result*

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>No, my finals will be from the 20th to the 24th. Then I'll be relatively free until september...
ah ok, じゃあ誕生日はsans classで過ごせるんだね。
>places my two hands on your lower back while kissing back, pushing you against me as a result*
?! je suis comme la France après de la Déclaration de Pillnitz... l was considering "exporting Revolutionary beliefs" all over your Italian PENInSula even more dominantly than usual tho, mon petit Caporal...
*holds you in my back and te galoche while looking you in the eyes*

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>じゃあ誕生日はsans classで過ごせるんだね。
Oui

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>I hope I'll be able to spend some portion of it with you...
lel it's a celebration day and off in Japan, sure

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>lel it's a celebration day and off in Japan, sure

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>You're making me want to whisper all of the cute nicknames I usually call you into your ear... mon chéri, mon cœur, mon sucre d'orge, mon amour...
l want you to pour things into my ears in French so fast that l don't understand it and get confused...
>takes damage from your artillery fire
*slows down fencing, confirms our canons are soaked in our salive de bite, and slowly detaches each other's canon*
vois, mon lapinou, c'est le pont célèbre d'Arcole d'eau, si sensuellement esthétique...
*makes ma bite drag on the shaft of your canon, scrotum, perineum, and arrives at your arch of triumph*
finally l've climbed up le Cul du Grand- Saint-Bernar...
l'm rubbing my 12 pound canon against your rose window... si aimable...
*starts squeezing your tongue*

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>l want you to pour things into my ears in French so fast that l don't understand it and get confused...
I want you to whisper the most romantic things you can think of to my ear in Japanese...
>l'm rubbing my 12 pound canon against your rose window... si aimable...
んんん...~
C'est comme si tu m'assiégeais avec ton seul canon... oui, c'est comme un siège, le siège de Mantoue... 街の壁を壊すこたができるかな...? *panting*
*gently rubs your neck and the back of your head*

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>こた
*こと

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>I want you to whisper the most romantic things you can think of to my ear in Japanese...
gently rubs your neck and the back of your head*
si coquin... Je vais... dominer ton mouvement...!
*grabs both of your wrists and totally keeps you in check*
bouge ta taille de toi meme aussi, je veux voir toi en passion aussi...!

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>taille
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taille

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>l'm not going to break your rosace today, it's just a foreplay... je veux le fourrer ceci dit... l don't order my Desaix to charge at your boi Malengo manko...
I see, so it was a fake-out... でも正面の戦いなら君が負けるかも、mon chéri...!
>si coquin... Je vais... dominer ton mouvement...!
>*grabs both of your wrists and totally keeps you in check*
?! そうか、僕を圧倒する気... じゃtailleで君を攻撃...
*starts frotting in sync with you while staring at you greedily*

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>I feel the most at ease when i'm with you like this
l want to spoil you even more...
>でも正面の戦いなら君が負けるかも、mon chéri...!
C'est pas possible, les grandeurs de nos canons sont plus ou moins le même !
*rubs on your ぬるぬる frenulum against mine*
this is... almost like la Bataille de Fontnoy... you are the 1st one to shoot, come!
>staring at you greedily*
*te Galoche intensivement pour te jouir*
眼で負けても、口では負けない... イけぇ、mon amour!

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*rubs against you vigorously, thus starting the decisive Bataille de Rivoli*
はあ... 君のbatterieが激しすぎ...
*starts rubbing against you faster and faster*
手を握ってくれ、Traité de Campo Formioの時間だ...もう降参... *te galoche en retour*

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元はと言うと奥さんのお父さんが出資してくれたおかげで会社を設立することができたのでもっともらっても良さそうですが25%でもとんでもない額なんでしょうね。

>Traité de Campo Formioの時間だ...もう降参... *te galoche en retour*
*avale ta salive de la langue*
ok, your Venezia to me, l'll give you my Austrian Netherlands as we promised in the Treaty of Leoben instead anyways...!
*holds your hands tight to distract the impact of my cannonade*
je jouis...!
*my several chaud filets covers the entity of your canon*
huh huh...l will keep branler yours too, with the filets as lube...!
*teases your canon too so you can jouir right after me*

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Minami a shit. A SHIIIIIIIIT!

who's Minami?

*locks my legs around you as you tease me for the final; holds your hands tightly in the meantime*
もうイク... んんんん~!!!
*comes shortly after you, spraying several filets of love juice on both our bellies*
はあぁ... *lets out one sigh of satisfaction*
We sure made a mess, didn't we... it's getting kinda late, are you going to sleep?

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The girl you posted. Koharu Minami, side character from Watamote.

>locks my legs around you
甘えん坊We sure made a mess, didn't we... it's getting kinda late, are you going to sleep?
l seeded Revolutionary principles all over your Peninsula, it'll surely pay off... and wow it's already 4:30 in Japan lol gotta sleep soon... l want to talk a tad about a public opinion during the Grande Revolution(it dynamically connected each movement of several social layers such as peasants, aristocrats and bourgeois... cool) next time we come across, mon bebe. ah~ l want to headpat you so bad and then fall into a doze...

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>Watamote
oh haven't read it...

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>l want to talk a tad about a public opinion during the Grande Revolution(it dynamically connected each movement of several social layers such as peasants, aristocrats and bourgeois... cool) next time we come across, mon bebe.
Sure thing. Just hit me up then. ah~ l want to headpat you so bad and then fall into a doze...

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Everyone shut up and make a real girl friend please desu
Or even a friend
The same goes to me though( ;∀;)

ということでおはようございます

というかそんなに貰ってもしょーがないレベルの金額だなあ。

1000分の1でも40億円だからな。人1人が個人で持つには些か多すぎる。

俺にこのぐらい金があったら。。。

宝くじが当たっても息子たちには、あてにしないで自分で生きる道を探してほしいから言わないでおこう!って思ってる庶民の私はなんて小さいんだろう。でもありすぎるとお金には、勿論苦労しないでしょうけど他のことで苦労しそう。

死んでも持って行けることをたくさん溜めたい

別の日本語スレがないからここにshitpostしに来た
失礼します

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コロサレルゥ

Meanwhile, I finally succeeded in performing a rite of alchemy that made a single stick of PRETZ, a plain stick-shaped snack, turn into a chocolate-covered snack "Pocky" by plunging it deep into my butthole...!!!
対訳)一方その頃、私はプリッツをマイ尻穴深くへとぶっ刺し、ポッキーへと変化させる錬金術の儀式に遂に成功するのであった。。。!!!

これね、昔私が通ってた大学の体育会系の宴会芸なの。最っ低よね。なんでこんなの書いたのかしら。。。
あ、そうだ。発作。。。いえ、朝時間が空いて暇だったなの。。。

チノちゃん、この前はごめんなの。もう一人のuserも。。。私、途中で寝落ちしてたなの。。。
それを伝えにやって来たなの。
ではさらばなの。。。

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まあ株だからな。半分くらい現金化しないとグッスリ眠れないな笑 でも税金払いたくないし、悩ましい。

女は寄生虫だな。女性の社会進出は進んでるのに司法は相変わらず女に有利。不公平だ。

てか脱税だとしたら頭がキレる

>通ってた大学の体育会系の宴会芸
うちは下の毛に火をつけて「ブッシュファイヤー!!」だったわ

経験や恋愛は自己満足
役に立たない知識も然り

wow

ってかもし霊魂があれば
死んだ後には良い思い出しか残らなさそう

七輪

一列前に座っている人が、パソコンで鋼の錬金術師を観ています
懐かしい

やだー久しぶりじゃないですかー(・∀・)

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おつゆあってのそばですよ

霊魂の有無は分からないけど
残された人達の記憶には残るよね
あの世に何を「持っていけるか」よりも
この世に何を「残せるか」を考えた方が確実っぽい

つまらないダジャレを言うのって、脳の老化なんだって(´・ω・`)

In western society the result is everything
But in Japan, there is a tendency to evaluate the work of a person on how he or she did it.
This is especially true in the academic world which is a little different from the real world.
However, consequentialism might be better for producing results efficiently.
“Process is more important than the result” may be a legacy of Japan's old spiritualism.
You'd may better be clearly aware of the differences between values arising from Japanese spirituality and Western values.
Because the world is acting with the values of Western Europe.
If you get used to Japanese values too much, you will feel embarrassed when you move to Western society.
This confusion is the same as the feeling that Japanese people also experience when they come in contact with Westerners.

>一列前に座っている
あなたはどこにいるのか?飛行機?

魔法の絨毯の上に乗っとるの

でも結局重要なのは自分じゃない?
こう言ったら利己的に聞こえるかもしれないけど
極めて現実的な考え方で見ても良い思い出をたくさん作った人とそうできなかった人は最期も違うだろう。
後悔なしで死ねるというのはすごいんだから
死後に何をもっていけるかはちょっと無理があるとしても、最期をどう迎えるかについては良い思い出の役割が大きいと思う。

セクハラは止めてもらえますか?

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していないことはどうやって止めるんですか

あなたの年齢は分かりませんが、「最期をどう迎えるか」を考えるには少し早すぎませんか?
それよりも、来年の今ごろどのように生きていたいか考えてはどうです?

変な言いがかりはやめてほしいの
旦那様がお怒りですよ

セクハラの次はロジハラですか?

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>やめてほしい
穴マンの「やめて」は「もっとちょうだい」の意味でしょう?

なるほど早いけど
明日のことは知らないんだし
時間ももうすぐだから
死についてよく考える方だけど
俺の考えが間違ったかも

その通りです

自分の欲望には正直になった方がいいってママが言ってました

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色々罪深い

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嫁も相当賢い人

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なんでこの女にそこまで渡さないといけないんだろうか。いくらなんでも法律がおかしいと、先進国はいつ気付くのだろうか。

まだうなるほど金持ってるんだから4兆くらいでガタガタ言うなw

(ノ゜ー゜)ノあげあげ

どっちかっつうとシングルになった夫の方に女が寄り付くんじゃないか?w

犬猿の仲のトランプがワシントンポストの時と同じように税金対策だとか書込みしそうだな!

奥さんの実家にお金を出してもらっての大成功ならせめて半分渡したら?どうせ、若い女と再婚するのでしょうから。

奥さんの実家の人脈をフルに駆使しての大成功なんでしょ?つまり奥さんなくしてなし得なかったのだからこれくらいもらって当たり前。

Can someone tell me the Japanese name for these badges/pins?

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>badges/pins
we call them badges and pins as well.

what is the japanese name for pin? i know badge is just the katakana pronunciation of badge

pinのことは日本ではピンバッジていうよ

so pin in Japanese is simply ピン?

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yes

ねむい

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コンパスで引いたような見事な正円だね
ニャンコすごい

>見事な正円
差別ですか?四角の子もいるんですよ?

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アマゾンは税金払ってないってマジですか!!

入る!

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離婚して4兆か・・・。一般庶民や小金持ち程度の家庭の財産分与とこういう極端な金持ちの財産分与ってちょっと違和感感じてしまう部分もあるかもw