/mena/ سكس محارم edition

>caught shitposting on a makruh website by someone I might know
u-um I rather not say akhi

I won't judge you if I know, tell me, romand?

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phew Im not a romand am german-swiss. Now can you tell how to approach a qt desi after gomaa without being a kafir?

hello frens
keef halak?

im sorry if this seems like a such non problem, but for first world autists like me, it is.

>you can only get away with it if you're PoC
otherwise, you might as well give up.
kek
some somali did this at the bus where all the fat hijabi girls were, based lad.

>act racist, they'll stop
i will get fined or get sent to auschwitz for ''hate crime'' or some stupid shit, not worth.

Kullu tamam alhamdullah is this a swiss diaspora thread now?

how many swiss flags are here?
how the fuck did you get to live in switzerland?

fock I thought I could bully someone
Do you have friends in common? You could approach her that way. Do something in a large group, a ""friendly"" meeting, so that it's not too haram

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>fock I thought I could bully someone
why u want to bully me fren ;(
>Do you have friends in common?
nope
>Do something in a large group, a ""friendly"" meeting, so that it's not too haram
there are occasional meetings by my local muslim organization inshallah there will be another one soon

romand?

>why u want to bully me fren
because you seem cute
Attend! If she's religious and sees you in a mosque it's easy points and she can brag to her parents about it. Extra points if you're in STEM

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aight I just hope she isnt an exchange student

>is this a swiss diaspora thread now?
yes habibi

>romand?
Yes but I'm actually Russian haha.

Khabib???

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Listen here, infidel, women looking at you is always based, even if they were subhuman Arab/Muslim

No lol. Just have a lot of arab friends.

hahaha ... now fuck off mena retard

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kus ummak

yes but they are fat, thats the problem.
imagine being known as ''seducer of the land whales'', ''The hijabi chub lover'' etc.
I've always had this problem since childhood that fat girls love me... I don't even look bad or anything, im not even fat my self. or do fat women just like staring at average men who are not fat?

>I don't even look bad or anything
It's not like you're biased or anything
Post pic we'll be the judge

>im sorry if this seems like a such non problem
This is a white people thing in general
Even the mighty alps will not shield switzerland from the Nafri menace

It's not like you're an overweight borgar or anything

>the hijabi chub lover
that sounds kinda cute
Fat girls are more likely to be insecure. Maybe you seem "nice" so they think you might overlook that they're fat and feel secure around you?

I'm not "her" she would've called him an incel

either you are gay or a woman wanting a pic of my stunning seducing face.

wasn't that already proven

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Or a straight as fuck Arabian Chad who doubts your claims and increasingly so

youtube.com/watch?v=f4hoa6X2U68

Fuck that actually escaped me

Yeah you sound like a faggot
>Girls always look at me, I'm sexy!
They don't like (you), They are just after the citizenship.
By the way, How hard is it to immigrate to Sweden as someone who actually wants to work and not a faggot refugee who live off your money? Asking for a friend

I always make this face if i accidentally make eye contact. maybe they think I am somehow interested.
cringe, shut up woman

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I have no idea, did you mistake me for a new swede?

can you stop the blogposting about your boring incel life already

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Surely you do know
I'm surely not a refugee, But I know back in the day when ISIS was relevant, Its soldiers could just shave their beards and enter our country freely
Forget that question, How is life in Sweden with all the refugees? Was it just a meme?

There are quite a few Jordanians that study here.

rude, im just trying to keep a conversation going and answer questions about my AUTISTIC* life.

Not my first choice, I want a Nordic country to return to the land of my ancestors

Well, I guess it is quite easy, if a subhuman retard terrorist from a village in nigeria could make it here, any one could to be honest.

Life here is alright, besides all immigrant memes, yes it kind of fucked, but its miles from being as bad unless you are an immigrant yourself or a cuckholmer, just know it is extremely hard to become friends with swedes. It's not that we hate other people, we just keep to our own.

Care to shut the fuck up, incel?

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why are you so fuckin triggered?
kys ga7ba

I’m just telling you to shut the fuck up because your incel ramblings makes anyone who reads them lose their brain cells.

ok retard

butthurt incel

i didnt know women were allowed to use internet in saudi arabia now kys homo

>village in nigeria
More like Iraq or Syria. Nigerians have higher IQs than arabs are usually good immigrants

no matter what nationality they are, incels all have the same kind of insecure meltdown.

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you're the worst poster

objectively false

You both need to kys unironically

true
"she"'s a texan on proxy, don't give her (you)s, just ignore her, she's always rude and not even funny

Their morals, their code; it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. You'll see- I'll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They'll eat each other. See I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve.

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If only the king beheaded incels instead of innocent people

Your posts are bland, unseasoned.

i didnt mean to make nigerians look bad, probably nice people but i just made up an example since terrorists are usually low IQ to begin with, and if they can get here anyone can.

How dare you? My posts are full of spice and zest, just look at all the boys it brings to my yard to gift me (You)s.

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Perfect. I've been waiting for a slip up like this to report you to mabahith. Enjoy your anal rape in prison fatass. Oh wait you will.

BASED MAGHREBOIS
Come back to sg

yeah i noticed
lmao women

>

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Imagine this (((saudi flag))) posting once without using the work incel
Its just fucking terrible
Kys
Thats the problem you see
Its like you intentionally take dumb people

nigerians are niggers which makes them dumb by default

If y’all could stop being such incels, I wouldn’t have to use the word!

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i saw you said something about it being the land of your ancestors, you have a nordic parent or grandparent?

Reminder there are no funny women or informative women on Jow Forums.

>Reminder there are no funny women or informative women
you could have stopped right there f a m

Arab immigrants aren't that bad actually, the ones doing all the crime are Pakistanis and afghans
Then Iraqi subhumans

indeed, starting with you.

I'm a Nordic white redhead, Surely one of my ancestors was one

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based
I have some red hair here and there but mostly brown.
come home nordic man

Yo guys I used to frequent here in 2017 (aznmenaboo) but I stopped because I now browse Jow Forums. Last summer I hit beirut and alexandria Egypt. Good times! But by the way, where is krieg? The Moroccan guy. I miss him and wanted to wish him well.

why hello
yes i am a citizen of jordan what gave it away

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to the other jordanian don't go to sweden stay here because we will start getting more aid gibs and more and more syrians are leaving which means more money (and women) for us

Krieg hasn't been posting much lately from what I gathered. He might come back someday.

More women for you because the syrians are leaving implies the Syrians were fucking your women and cucking you hard
There's no other explanation lmao

Nigerians have higher IQ than americans too
What's your point?

Why do you think so?
I'm infertile.
Krieg is pretended to be gone for good but he'll be back in 1,5 years.

ah yes sick burn mr syrian man

They don't. MENA IQ ranges from 77-84. Nigerian IQ is 84 the same as Iran and close to Tunisias which is 83. Tunisians are some of the smartest arabs but white american IQ is at 100. The only reason I said anything is I dont like nigerians to be insulted since they seem like really good people

Just so the fat saudi princess would get mad

cringiest post of the thread, just top of yourself and put an end to your meme brainlet life

You hate me, find me uninformative, unfunny, and yet you use my vocabulary? Who else said top yourself but me on /mena/?

I don't want (you)s from anyone right now don't bother.

>Stay in ths shithole because it will be less of a shithole later, (probably)

First for Bashar the lion of Damascus

First for Rosa Luxemburg!

>my vocabulary
cringed in real life. its like you're permanently on periods, can you retain yourself from bitching for once? i feel so sorry for your futur husband

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Perfect middle east, thoughts?

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where's your sense of nationalism goy
just wait it out

cringe. fuck you and him you nigger la77is 6iaz.

thot give me your kik now.

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>Wait it out
Man, the only thing that could make living in Jordan possible is by entering the GCC and becoming rich like them
Or forming a right wing Levant nationalist government, Declaring war with gulf Arabs with the aid of Israel and making Pic related happen