Why are they so good at making music?

why are they so good at making music?

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they need to froget where they live.

>why were they so good at making music like 30 years ago?
ftfy

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Name one (1) noteworthy song that came out of the UK in the last 5 years.

tghey got their gitar loicenses ahahaha

this but unironically

Define noteworthy

anything by the sleaford mods, m8

they don’t even have devo or the talking heads, how can they be good at the musics?

American women love the cringy boybands and singers that come out of here.
E.G: Ed Sheran and The 1975

Anything that was a hit not just in the UK.

Adele is the top-selling music artist in the world at the moment though.

Too many to count if that's the criteria.

they have The Smith's and joy division

Ngl, it's just as much a mystery to us, as it is to the rest of the world.

Devo is fucking stupid

Name 5 then.

I know this is bait, but name any influential band/musician over the past 50 years and there's a 95% chance that they're British.

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They’re one of the most influential bands this country has

We are the Champions
Stairway to Heaven
Gimme Shelter
Comfortably Numb
Space Oddity

In the last five years.

>in the last 5 years
Like, his bait is bad, but at least read what you're supposed to be responding to.

It's because english is the idea language for singing

Oh shit, I just realised you said last 5 years. Ignore my post.

5 songs? Fuck me, I can barely remember what I'm listening to right now, never mind over the last 5 years.
Ed Sheeran/Adele/Coldplay/One Direction/Gorillaz/Arctic Monkeys have all been active over the last 5 years and are popular to varying degrees globally...That Scottish DJ Calvin Harris is pretty big as well.
Probably a 100 more that I can't even begin to remember.

the real reason is that American genres were accessible to you earlier than other Europeans; and because the average Brit is higher IQ than an American, you were able to take what we created and improve upon it.

The Anglophonic music machine is a finely-tuned instrument, which slowly but surely, converts black men rambling about their dicks over acoustic guitar in the rural South into things like Sgt. Peppers and London Calling. A truly beautiful process not unlike a buttetfly emerging from metamorphosis.

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can you Redditors fuck off and take your makeshift upvote system back to your shithole? Thanks.

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This is wrong and everyone who agrees with this post is a nigger
reply if you agree

Because English is the most accessible language you utter brainlets. It doesn't say anything about the quality of the music.

Interesting take. I've also heard that it's because as a country, we generally encourage creativity and avant-garde behaviour, whereas in America - at least in the past - you'd be since as a fag and beaten up. Your traditionally puritanical leanings view "outsider" culture with a great deal of suspicion. Or at least, it used to.

Our music is objectively better than yours though.

the germans are more influential on popular music than the brits, at least in electronic music

kek, what does objectively better mean? every country has good music, english language world is just massive

Good thing music is wider than electronic then, isn't it.

Except it does, look how many genres originated in uk: heavy metal, dubstep, punk rock, drum and bass, britpop and many others. This is way, way more significant than just singing in a popular language.

>every country has good music
Ah yes, I do so enjoy all of that Tibetan pop.

claim your uk city waifu

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How does that make it better? Again, it's just because the English language reach is massive. Other countries invent genres too, but they don't get popular.

>the germans are more influential on popular music than the brits
Embarrassing bait. 2/10

>at least in electronic music
I don't think any of us deny that.

You never looked for it and you wouldn't like it because you aren't used to the language. You are proving my point again.

>but they don't get popular.
Because they're bad. If they weren't, they would be popular around the world.
You're trying so hard here it's pathetic.

which genres?

Grangemouth

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No, because people don't want to listen to a language they don't understand you low IQ inbred.

Don't fucking know, that's the fucking point. Why are you all so low IQ?

>Why are you all so low IQ?
Have you considered the possibility that it might be you who is the retarded one?

>The Beatles
Irish
>Oasis
Irish
>Kasabian
Hiberno-Italian
>Elton John
Irish
>Morrissey
Irish
>Elvis Costello
Irish
>Sex Pistols
Irish
>Ed Sheeran
Irish
>Dusty Springfield
Irish
>Pete Doherty
Irish
>Gilbert O' Sullivan
Irish

>U2
British

Spicy, especially the last zinger.

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A bunch of pop music like Adele and Ed Sheeran has come out. Plus we are helping them out, pic related.

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>Irish
>British

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Name 3 songs in Gaelic by any of those. Pro-tip: you‘re all just catholic Brits.

You forgot Boy George hes Irish.

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It's often overlooked but I really like British Trip Hop, bands like Massive Attack or Morcheeba made good Music, at that time the US was playing some shitty commercial R'n B and softy Hip Hop for the masses.
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Suicides Rates in the UK and France (per 100,000 people)

French males
>17.9
British males
>11.9

French females
>6.5
British females
>3.5

lmao

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you probably need licences to attend suicides.

The rates are objectively the same, French police is just a little more generous.

That's true. I've wanted to off myself for some time, but I can't get my suicide licence until I receive my licence-application licence.

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Try Switzerland then, we're glad to help.

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Based

I don't think so. Those mountains are treacherous, I could fall and hurt myself.

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belfast

>The Smiths
>Joy division
>New order
>The Fall
I imagine Manchester to be acute shy boy

>Oxford
>don't include Radiohead
how the fuck can you forget one of the biggest British bands of all time?

absolutely based.

Because they're shit

This was their only good song:

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trash. here's some real Boomer music

youtu.be/zfis7-VEYMs

Are gay and stupid? In rainbow is absolutely beautiful, listens to the album if you like house of cards. but seriously you like cock in your ass.

>cock
That's not plural

>the only good Radiohead song is a 3 chord pop tune

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I forgot you're a fan of taking doubles, my apologies.

When it comes to brit music im a progfag, but radiohead is still one of my favorite bands. They are real good for some reason.

to be fair it is a fantastic song, but saying it's their only good song is an automatic assumption that you like putting dicks in your mouth.

I'm really digging the Arctic monkeys lastest album. I always hated their music, but Tranquility based is pretty fucking good.

A double per orifice, please.

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seething retard

The Smiths will always be better than The Housemartins

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Yeah, I know.

Paul Heaton is an unironic commie too, however good he is at making music