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/dixie/ - Southern US + friends
Ohio
Deez nuts
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on their way to 404
Bought a salted butter and caramel éclair y'all
fat fuck lmao
Also bought a large cookie
This shit smells really good
I saved you the bite with the white chocolate chip
You aren't gluten intolerant user now, are you ?
no but im lactose intolerant
Based lord of the Steppes
actually the mongols were lactose tolerant and lived off cows due to the mobility and how easy taking care of them was
Based protector of the Melanin then
>0-15%
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
iceland though...
stop larping negro culture
Te arvottomat,
Te hedelmättömät maat
Minä kaskean
Vihan liekillä kylvän
Veristä ohraa
where the fuck do you think you are? /argentina/?
frogposter shoo shoo
hate wess tennessee
hate eass tennessee
luv midul tennessee
simple as
Thoughts on norss tennessee
bring maçon back
hows work?
not hard nor too exhausting
just a bit boring
xoomer vs boomer
pmub
Have you taken a phat paid poop yet
r8 cookie
What is in it?
fake cookie, Christmas tree ornament loop clearly visible
Chocolate and several nuts, I can single out walnuts and hazelnuts but there's a third one and idk which
Why wouldn't I hang a real one tho
Sounds pretty tasty
>he would have the self control to hang up a delicious real cookie instead of letting it`s mixed flavors dance about on the taste receptors
a stronger man than I
2/5
text is not blurry enough and there is no noise
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But I was going to spell out pharded and shided lol
HOLY CRAP LOIS
>no noise
turn up your volume, brainlet
Saints
was being autistic part of your master plan
your shitposts are just plain bad, if you could even call em that
and dakota dont steal my memes
Boat
filtered
alas, observe: a good shitpost
Observe: a
Ruminating on a rn
cheese sauce
What's a rn
a rn is the same as a always
rope niggers
Asshole neighbour is blasting real shitty rap at 2 a.m again
Banged at his door and shouted a bit but he won't react, with any luck he overdosed although it would mean I'd have to listen to this crap a few more hours
give him some dakura seeds
(not giving a recommendation)
datura*
Two more weeks to live with these "people", I'll hold
you've got earbuds for the trip?
amazon.fr
Basic ones but they've been surprisingly resilient, I've had them for 3 years whereas they usually lasted me a year no more no less
I intend to change before I leave yeah
i have the ones i linked, they super durable ive been quite rough to them and they've lasted me atleast 3 years
just dont get the one with media controls, the wiring is weak on the panel
Thinkin bout freezing my piss in a thin and large slice and slide it under the guy's door while it's solid
>Banged at his door and shouted a bit
blessed france, if I did that here I'd have to worry about him and his nigger friends retaliating against me for raining on their primate fun
you can use an oven metal plate of whatever its called
>ww2 vet came into work today
>94 years old
>spent 15-20 minutes listening talk about his life and his experiences
>seemed like he hadn't had anyone to talk to for a while
>oldest of seven children
>last one alive
>of all his friends and those of his generation, only he and his wife are still alive
>they've been married 71 years
>she has congenital heart failure so he doubt they'll see 75
>he was deployed to germany in winter
>-15 degrees at night
>he asked me how they warmed up
>i asked how
>he laughed and said "we didn't god damn it"
>he and his squad assaulted a village the next morning
>still dark out
>as they push the germans shoot up a flare
>he ducks (contrary to what he had been trained to do which was stand up straight and perfectly still
>a line of machine gun fire rips through the snow beside him and behind him 30 feet
>12 of his squadmates died in that assault
>he and one other man were the only survivors
>his other squadmate did not survive the war
>he talks about how much he loves his azaleas and how much pride he takes in keeping them beautiful
>how he can barely work for more than 5 minutes for a time before taking a break but that won't stop him since he loves his garden so much
>as our conversation ends he pulls out his wallet to pay
>he fiddles with the dollar bills for several minutes trying to find the right ones complaining about his eyesight and adjusting his glasses
>he finally pays and sighs deeply
>he says "it's hell getting old" in the most tired and honest tone i've ever heard
hit me deep boys, i don't know if i'll ever meet another ww2 vet in my lifetime but he was one of the nicest old men i've ever met and he made an impact on me
i never had a grandfather so i feel sympathetic towards old geezers
He's alone and most likely wasted
I've heard it works, wouldn't do it now because I'd need to look at the door, find a proper container, and wait a few hours to have decent slice
Right now someone else living in the same hallway just knocked too and told him "you're not fucking alone in here", small confrontation and the volume is down a bit
Yes we have a fuckton and they're thin enough
Hmm sweaty actually you'll be lucky if you survive to become a vet of WW3
What will you say to your grandkids user?
Problem is I don't have a freezer in the room and it's not cold enough outside anymore, so I'd have to use a kitchen freezer and I reckon it's against regulations
War vets are special people for sure. I only hope the guys out in the middle east right now come back half as wise as those old codgers so the kids of the future can have that same kind of dynamic with them.
>froze in -15 weather
>fights Germans, watches his buddies die
>"its hell getting old"
really makes me think... I`m glad i`m young. This guy would know what hell is like
>be french
>retaliate with piss
mine passed a few years back, reminded me a bit of him
soon
to be proud of the south and to respect their elders for building the world they live in
those guys are going to be absolute mad lads
he also invited me and the register girl to drive by his place and look at his azaleas, gave us directions and whatnot, guy was super proud of them
muscles ache
I'm seriously considering it
Not even out of anger right now, I just think it would be fair enough. It's been going one the whole season, him waking people up a couple times a week. It's the first time he's been so childish about it and didn't open his door for me tho
Just blasting back music means pissing off my own guy next door and become the very thing I was intent on destroying
So yeah I guess I'm buying asparagus or something in the next days
why dont you just open his mail hatch and piss there
It still live in a hotel, it's the guy in the room next to me out of dozens so not personal mail hatch