Explain this, UK

explain this, UK

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>be female britbong
>put plastic in your face
>put ten pounds of makeup over your face anyway
It’s all so tiresome.

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Why the fuck would anyone pay for that

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How did anyone fucked that?

thing is, since it's britain, they probably looked worse before, ain't that something, huh

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imagine the horror they felt once they saw themselves in mirror

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Well I'm assuming they fucked up before the surgery, when she actually looked like a human

The fuck is that red outline on their lips?

>The fuck is that red outline on their lips?
probably lipstick

Na people like that are dilusional bet they think they look great

Just your standard lvl 85 slag

How many diseases would I get if I shagged her?

I've never seen anyone do that. Is it a brit thing?

What is this insult

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What lipstick? Yeah

Daughter looks like a mutt

>23 and 41 year old A*glo

damn, looking good would love to take you out for a Nandos dinner

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now that's money well spent! would luv to smash these birds

Specifically the outline around the lips like that

The fact that there are m*n out there who actually paid for this shit is utterly pathetic

Absolutely based

>Semi-permanent make-up

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>yakub's experiments reach completion in Ireland (10000 bce)

EL MOSTRO BRITANICO

>Sunbed sessions at £10 a time
>£10,400

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Yeah thats what I though, WTF.
Thats 1040 sunbed sessions, why do they need so many? How time consuming was that?

In America we have tv programs that showcase people ADDICTED to sun bathing/tanning

the real question is how health consuming is that

Las creaturas

Surely it must be very damaging for the skin to do so much? Why do they want to be so tanned, its looks horrible.

I don't know how damaging it is, but I'm sure it's very unhealthy. It's just another beauty related obsession that they have. They think they look better tanned, which MAY be true. But they don't even look tanned, they literally look fucking orange most the time

Chicanas did it with black outlines instead of red back when I was a teenager.

Wow. The mental illness people have to do this, they legitimately think they look like goddess now probably. Dismorphia shit is real. Any pics of them from before? Fuuuck i cant believe shit like this is real

Would combined with create the next step in evolution?

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All of them.

which one's the 40 year old

We may never know

The sexy one

And now the brexit feels less harmful.

Woman, not even once.

lel

you never see this with single fathers

La Creatura Anglosajona

>The fuck is that red outline on their lips?
what remains of their soul seeping out into the ether

True English roses