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Fuck sake
*walks towards you*
Oppa Gangnam Style
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redpill me on england in 1987
>City
3 days on without poo
Spent £130 in the last week and now I feel utterly sick.
pooOOOOoooOOOoOOoooOO
Might have another go at the ol 'cide lads, can't do us any harm can it?
where do i get diazepam
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green eggs and poo
Keep fighting lad
desu he has lost a lot of weight
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think he's a janny at a supermarket irl
It's worthless unless exchanged for goods and services.
Looks like every yank poster
hope spurs win
We're gonna win the League
We're gonna win the League
Please explain. I'm begging you
In gta 5 when you kill people as Franklin, he says the line "Blast o'median, bitches". What does it mean????? Please
doesnt exist bro just get a haircut
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>The oranges of the investigation
rent free
'ate Kalos
'ate Jynx
Love Pints
Love da norf
Love Galar
SIMPLE AS
There's a certain lad in this thread thats done the Riverdance, can you spot him?
well?
if you get a proper haircut and start going to the gym, you're unironically more than halfway to getting laid
Spent that in an hour down the pub last weekend.
Some trannies are amazing PROVIDED they keep their willies
If she's had the snip, she's worthless
Certainly wouldn't be a yank as their ankles would snap under their own weight LMAO
>PROVIDED
never understood this word used in this context
I just watched Pointless on BBC Brit and Richard Osman said it was gonna be a good 45 minutes, but the show's only 30 minutes here and that's with commercial breaks. So not only do you have commercials over there, but it's USA amounts ever 5 minutes? I thought BBC didn't have commercials at all for you guys, only for us foreigners. Wtf? The Norwegian Broadcasting Channel literally has 0 ads
are the arctic monkeys the beatles for our generations
same thing as "assuming"
must be annoying being rich. people hounding you for money, always needing to have security, no anonymity, can't relate to majority of people
literally who?
I'm sure you're really happy as a poor permaneet virgin, aren't you marky mark? would suck to be rich
Did you get paid while you were in prison?
BBC only has BBC adverts in between programmes not during, dunno what's going on there
Other channels probably have America levels
oh dearie me, change the record
only applies to celebrity rich, or ultra rich.
Vast majority of rich people have none of these issues
since when do normal everyday rich people need security lol
Sorry I didn't mean to say that I meant that I've always thought it was weird for some reason, you don't come across it used like that very often now do you
ate some mint matchmakers now i feel sick
Oh good. But it lasts 45 minutes? You probably get more banter then
im a soyboy
on the verge of death, lads
i think this might be it for me
you become a target for criminals though
oh shit this is kino
this fat dvd autist is dragged is bugged by his goblin friend to a pyramid scheme meeting
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What can you tell me about Corbon how's he like? What is his policy stance
>if you get a proper haircut and start going to the gym, you're unironically more than halfway to getting laid
the beatles
My bad, it lasts an hour here, thought it was 30 minutes
got my ambient lighting on and candles lit lads. very comfy
fuck white people and fucking the economy, basically
>must be annoying being rich
not really
>people hounding you for money
not really
>always needing to have security
not really, just don't flash your cash like a spastic
>no anonymity
what?
>can't relate to majority of people
what?
Britain really needs more of a flat culture, too many ugly as fuck terraced houses that are the size of flats anyway. Much rather have rows of nice Georgian flats than houses.
Oxford
eh hates jews and doesnt afriad of anything
hes pretty based imho
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Stand for the national anthem you swine.
Peng
might take progress pics of the ol' cut for summer
We also need to start building vertically in general
how rich are you though?
im poor
rich enough that I dont have to listen to those bloody pigskinned kaffir ay lad hahaha
*slaps you on the back*
It is more efficient but also so much less ugly. All those ugly, tiny terrace houses near cities centred should be turned into 6 storey flats. Germany should the flat cultrue much better but everyone in this country wants a house despite living in a one of the most densely populated countries on the planet.
Walcoom tu de hydrolik press shannelle
>be poor
>spend money without trouble
>be somewhat okay (30k in savings)
>find myself unable to make even basic purchases (30 quid or so) without breaking in to nerves
?
quite rich
but I'm not famous so it's a nonissue
Seriously considering joining the civil service lads
*clang*
...FUCK! ahh, fuck it
I was NEET until 23 for the first nearly 2 years every time I got paid I spent most of it on shit like vidya, clothes and shit but now at 28 I hardly spend anything and got 28 grand. Wanna get a house but scared due to brexit.
Common side effect of growing up poor and suddenly coming into money. Some people go absolutely crazy and spend it all in one, others hoard it and die some spinster with millions in savings. Start a budget, it's not just a tool for saving but also for spending effectively. Allocate certain amounts for purchases every month and you'll find it becomes a lot easier to buy stuff.
oh yeah
*sups my pint*
tell you one thing though theresa may needs to take the fucking finger out
apologize immediately
imagine living like this. comfy as.
shit internet though
playing spore
Whats wrong
I live pretty much like this
it's not as fun during the cold winter
honestly you could reconfigure most of manchester immediately outside of the city centre and you'd fit in so many more people
like within the sort of ring road you get with the a6010, they could do so much more with the land
instead they're building lots of 2 and 3 storey buildings a 5 minutes walk outside of the city centre
and this is on land that was previously also 2 storey buildings
why do the same again
it makes no sense
and why didn't they use the opportunity when the land was flattened to improve the infrastructure more in the idea?
it makes no sense
Already have lad
do you see bears?
FUCK! aye, it’s cunted
yeah there’s no more coming back for me this time... god I’ve fucked up bad lads......
This real Doug??
mmm bears
Never seen one (of course in the zoo)
They hibernate over the winter they usually stay away from human settlement not always though
Muh nigger, we need FLATS. 1,200 square foot flats should be the new normal. We're a tiny country but like to larp as if living in a tiny 800 square foot house attached to someone else's house is a suitable far away from social and business activities is better because like, it is a HOUSE.
the people building houses have little desire to increase supply dramatically
How’ve you never seen a bear? I live in suburban New Jersey and have seen like two in my neighborhood
>SHAGGING LADYBOYS ISNT GAY
Might have to consult the mandem on this one lads...
We kill them :)
the apa considers ladboys real women so how can it be gay then is it gay if you shag a women who was born with a penis