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i've been accused of doing it

>that make people angry
dingdingding
also, why are you getting upset about it lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=pIOOwhmkoLo

:)

I've been banned multiple times from Jow Forums for shitposting. Some of the times were for filling redpill threads to the image limit with garbage memes.

Literally who

I post a curated blend of niceposts, shitposts, and refining-my-own-thoughts-posts for your viewing pleasure

quite delicious i must say. Does it have a name?

Make me laugh

BRUH MOMENT LOOK AT THAT COMMENT SECTION
fucking zoomers are all nostalgia tripping over Party Rock
they can’t all be shitposts!

he wanted to grace us with one of his very own "wonderful" editions

Everything under 190 is female

>Literally who

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>Worst posters agree with you
Make you think

i’ll let u know when i finally cave and start namefagging, or pseudo-namefagging with a proxy heh

it's a good blend desu

uggghhhh

Can’t imagine how bad life would be

Mr. Mozambique, as I live and breathe!

lol I'm 168. It's not an issue. Most women are noticeably shorter.

cute twink size

thinking about doing some late april fools pranks on my coworkers

WOW very good meme proxy, might have to do that sometime

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i want a bf thats at least 15cm taller than me so i call wear heels

kek
I'm too hairy to be a twink lol, though I am losing weight

should i go to the gun range tonight?

how tall are you

dw “dane” is based in my books

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mowce

170cm

This website has ruined the word "society" for me. I just laugh whenever I see it now.

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Gib back rightful clay ty

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Tu n'aurais pas dû le vendre, enculé

t. OP

My sneakers are making my ankles bleed desu

to shoot what

Are you wearing socks in your sneakers

want a gf who is 5'2 or shorter

Overrated unless you’re also short

Last year I got a raise to $14.00 but I just found out they knocked it back down to $12.85 after just three weeks.

his wad

I’m 6’3 and a Big Guy For Them so when I’ve dated a couple of really short girls it was really weird. It felt like we weren’t even the same species; like they were lil monkeys and I was an ape LOL

>get asked a question i want to say no to but cant say no

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girl in OP's is not my type but i'm glad that /cum/ is showing its diversity

how does one get hookers around here

tfw we should had made an alliance with the spaniards

all i have is gatorade for a chaser
could this day get any more dogshit

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Sounds illegal

Shotguns aren’t much fun on the range unless you’re got clays

i'm 5'8

lmao its 2 letters N as in no and O as in oof

nooof

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>So are you gonna suck my cock or what?

oof kay mr bossman whatever ya say :)

wtf are you drinking, gatorade is fine unless it's everclear or some shit

minimum wage in my state is $12

Urban Legend? 99% get this wrong
Is it true that Gatorade is made of Gators

Yeah, they never notified me and I think that's illegal. I just messaged HR about it, since I'm not at work until Friday.

Minimum wage should be raised to $60/hr, alongside UBI. It’s only fair. People need to earn a living wage in this Society unless they’re unwilling to work then just get it for free. Neolibtards HATE THIS

Yes, hence GATORade

I make the best threads

This

Make sure it’s an undercover ladycop so you can go to jail for a complimentary breakfast

I made 6 of these threads that are in page 1
desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/cum/

y’ever think about raping a female undercover vice cop just to teach her who’s boss haha

wow! great job keep it up!

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my guns

laughed at this

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This is me
hello

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rape is a turn off for me tbqh

sveden is the best poster in the thread rn

i don’t mean for sexual gratification get ur mind out of the gutter BOOTLICKER

>Arizona does not have any laws addressing when or how an employer may reduce an employee’s wages or whether an employer must provide employees notice prior to instituting a wage reduction.
FUCKING JEWS REEEE

really the only ts picture i like

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I did 5 of them
Embarrassing tbqh

got a raise at work

Thought that was the Queen of England on the left from the thumbnail LOL

Arizona is a lot more cucked than I thought, what the fuck

congratulations

wow i’m nveer drinking their ice tea again

How high did they lift you up?

I’m not usually so prolific but recently I did three NEWs in a row for a bit of a laff to myself

I just did in a thread and a German got mad at me, and then I kinda felt bad.

i've done 3+ in a row many times before

I’m fucking chomping at the bit to buy a house buds. Sick and fucking tired of apartment living

are you based kothposter

that's an immediate yes though

yea
desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/cum/text/hank and the gang/

about +12% of my yearly salary