/brit/

My gimmick? Being polite to everyone in /brit/ and taking an interest in the goings on

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Hard to believe I'm posting with people who literally still live with their parents and child molesters

Lads I can't stop wanking to trannies

Wut do?

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stinky poo poo nigger

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based

Hardly. If it was I’d tell you, I don’t care.

Chinese incel is embarrassingly riled up.

the other Canadian poster does seem genuinely obsessed with Emmett
comes off as a bit not funny desu

been years since i had a bath
showers innit
might actually do a bath now

So you do admit you've got an alienlike head then?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO

IF YOUR SON WAS AT HOME

CRYIN ALL ALONE

ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

COZ HE'S HUNGRY

AND THE ONLY WAY TO FEED HIM

IS TO SLEEP WITH A MAN

FOR A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY

AND HIS DADDY'S GONE

SOMEWHERE SMOKIN ROCK NOW

IN AND OUTTA LOCK DOWN

I AIN'T GOT A JOB NOW

SO FOR YOU

THIS IS JUST A GOOD TIME

BUT FOR ME

THIS IS WHAT I CALL LIFE

Thats a strange image

No workk tomorrow lads.

Where the fuck is dave

alri em

kek the absolute state of britain

i know we never say it but we do appreciate it
i do anyway

Where did you get that admission from? Really grasping to try and insult me now you spasticated virgin freak

Alri Handsomeyank

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Repatriations you fascist prick!

have sex

Stop watching porn

legitimately the only way

love reading a book in the bath feel like an enlightenment man

continue

He's a gamer incel

Actually quite bored of /brit/

bit late for a fucking bath/shower

this is emmett
youtube.com/watch?v=8JlB-MQ-DKg

mum get off Jow Forums

Thanks lad I appreciate that

katyank is hot AND based!

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Honestly your headshape is just so fucking bizarre I've never ever seen quite like it before, no offence

>have massive crush on the new Polish girl at work
>every time we walk past eachother we make eye contact and smile
I-Is t-there a chance or am I just overanalysing common politeness?

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the other canadian is a wog or something i think

nothing is stopping you from leaving forever

It’s really not though, post yours from the same angle and we can compare lad, go on you camerashy little shut in faggot freak.

Why would you be attracted to polaks? Blockheaded savages they are
Find a sweet English gf lad

god what a great guy donating blood like that

My mum thought a rapper referring to his "peeps" mean his eyes

Your mum is obviously much cooler than mine

Nahhhhh hahahahaha

Ask her out for lunch, if you get to know her a bit you’ll have a better idea

And? This shit is based.
You're like my number one fan and advertiser to the masses.

why do you attention seeking dorks flock to this place
is this honestly the only corner of the planet where you don't feel like a total fucking loser

Why won't Netflix stream in 1080, lads?

you mean reparations?

alri jeffo

But then he's going to actually land up shagging trannies.

the fact that you think those videos are flattery really speaks to your delusion, em.

>paying for jewflix
that was your first mistake

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Video is more relevant than ever today.
Fucking embarrassing time to post that mate.

For this sad fellow it is

Bet he's a gamer

Looks like a man who’d fight for bread scraps in dr. Zhivagow

Pipe down Padraig you post your face and body here all the time

cope

schizos off the rails!
wound up like a clockwork toy!

Haahahaha he's got an alien head

good lad

Hopefully my pet rock will get to do drugs this weekend

I’ve posted my body, I’ve never posted my face and never will.

I haven't paid for it.

They're funny, don't really find them embarrassing.
Being a virgin gamer is embarrassing.

that's a lie

emmett is a demon he'd turn your face into baked beans with a slap

>Exit polls in Israel suggest there will be no clear winner in the closely fought general election.

This is fine

SWIM wishes you'd OD

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saw leftypol sucking off a man behind bernardos

fucking tesco substituted my hot dog buns with bread rolls
tell you what though i got a load of that laughing cow cheese and made some jalapeno cheese and crisp sarnies with these rolls
absolutely smashing grub

No it isn’t

tismomick said he accidentally uploaded a pic of himself and now is denying all actions, thick irish cunt looool

the duality of man

would love to sit on his lap

>absolutely smashing grub

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take a break, incel

When did I ever say that? Making things up now you weird little vindictive virgin cunt

what
it was

might go to /cum/ and challenge people 5,000 miles away to a dual, coz I'm 'ard like that
if they say it's ridiculous then they're pussies, naturally

Might end up starting a rebellion against the royal family, will let you know how it goes

>wahh janny of real life, h-help me-

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em working /brit/ like a full time job. wonder what lawrence would think

For fucks sake, just shut up you lying little Irish mong. Can't you see he wants you to reply?

The Department of Education today announced that ugly children will be banned from schools because they put the other pupils off. A recent report shows that ugly children are unpopular, they cause disruption by being teased, and they conduct themselves in an increasingly twisted way as they become more aware of their ghastly looks. From next term children will be measured with a hideousness-gauge designed to eliminate those with irregular or concave faces, swollen eyelids, undersized heads and the looks of an old man. Teachers Union leaders today welcomed the new regulations, adding 'their dismissal will also remove their parents who are often equally offensive.

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Increasingly considering myself a Neoplatonist and idealistic monist.

feel like such a cuckold whenever I have to put the captcha in, swear I done about 8 of them they should be paying me

Any West Midland man in tonight?

lawrence had obligations

You’re the same poster you fucking twat