/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
like what you see?
Whats something all three nations can find comon cause in?
Fuck Europeans
agreeing that mexicans are lazy
probably nothing, i don't think Canadians feel any comradery with mexico at all, and Americans probably only slightly more
this
The thought of death makes me sick so I distract myself when it comes on
Gonna try talking to the cute brown girl when I see her again (either tomorrow or on Monday, not sure at the moment)
Listening to Japanese tunes while in a Japanese garden
I ordered a copy of Ulysses off Amazon and got this fucking thing
you got what you ordered?
shocking, SHOCKING
Looks like ya got what ya ordered
>no bible in my hotel room
wtf gideons...
That would probably be considered HATE SPEECH in canadia
I left you a present in the toilet tank
I kissed a girl on a dance floor once, I don't understand how it works we just suddenly were on each other as if we were freaking magnets
how does it work
u were urself
How it's totally normal for us to drive for hours on end to reach a destination but for Europeans that's basically a car trip that you have to plan months ahead.
it's so big though what the fuck
how am I supposed to comfortably read it
it's not even an annotated or big letters version or anything, it's literally just 4 small pages combined together into superpages
is this some weird type of /lit/ meta trolling?
feet feel a bit hot
wat do
dusk yellow/orange light makes me feel a bit sleepy
how does it feel to be a WHITE SUPREMACIST???
going back to community college after a year of university lads, home sweet home
whiskey dick is bull
im still horny n hard as a rock
if you're ever feeling down, just remember that you are the little sperm who could!!
I'm thinking of taking some community college classes this summer too
Guys am i allowed? I am 1/16th american 1/8th mexican and 1/64th canadian (inuit)
Wow, way to be
i don't get whiskey dick either.
How did you wind up in Italy?
Cringe
This
wait till you're properly drunk and older
gon finish this handle and still wont get whiskey dick
hahahaha
Slave trade.
Why do you attack me my mexican brethren?
>dark spot on leg is growing
I feel like I can ignore it for a few more months
im in my 30s and can drink a liter of hard liquor and still get a perfectly hard bone
>Slave trade
Larp
Wow your sense of sarcasm is actually so low i dont even know where to start, are you like 12?
>go into Starbucks
>see a half black girl who looks super familiar
>she keeps looking at me
>walks over and asks where she knows me from
>remember that we talked on tinder until she unmatched me
>she tells me she actually deleted her account because she started dating someone and says she broke up with her boyfriend
>ask her if she wants to hang out tomorrow
>she says yes
Kinda based bros
Here's a consolation (you)
fun fact: most slavers were part of the Chosen.
You're fine
i am the s word
post titties so my dick can raise
Fun fact: This isn’t actually true
mexicans are so handsome
Same brother
is that steve bannon
Cringe
fun fact: you're wrong
guys im basically more american than you, like
I bet yall cant even speak a Natice American language
the sword?
How would you rate different fetishes?
I like choking girls, but that's pretty vanilla compared to some of the degenerate shit out there.
any fetish I like is highly rated, any I don't like is degenerate.
Except footfags, they get the ROPE.
definitely
My fetish is thicc JAP cooking show hosts
I want her to be the mother of my children
You and I are on the same page, then.
bake me
>american relationships
Cringe
ha
on a scale of 1-10 rate your sexual ability
0 because I’m a virgin
I don't have sex much but have a big penis.
SEETHING
I also like /ss/ spare me
2
i take an SSRI
My fetish is kissing, hugging, hand holding, saying “I love you,” and having long term relationships
My fetish is eating brown spots on bananas
not a cuddler, huh?
degenerate
That’s too lewd for me I’m sorry
JESUS FUCKING WHY CANT I JUST TELL THEM JUST DO IT YOU FUCKING COWARD AAAAAA
just a friendly reminder that cuddling after sex is 100% guaranteed to make you develop feelings for the other person because that’s when your brain releases the most hormones that make you feel love
If you have a FWB don’t cuddle after sex unless you want to date them
make them "accidentally" discover it
cause ur not really a tranny and don't really have dysphoria
the brown spots were known as "gorilla poop" in the vernacular of my pre-k.
is that you ale
>im ale
>im mad
>REEEEEEEE
my lips are always peeling :(
gfs dads nicknames for me include son, gringo, boss, and John Smith (because it’s the most generic white man name)
how
prove it
We're talking about
>kissing, hugging, hand holding, saying “I love you,” and having long term relationships
stop trying to inject your faggot bullshit, yet again
call him viejo rabo verde
put that lipstick faggots use for that lol
Are those cats ok?
He used to always call me gringo but now he calls me John Smith
At this rate he’s going to forget my name and think it’s John
Probably?
saffitz is a goddess
find some spanish "how do i know if i'm a tranny" website and leave it on your computer for your parents to find
doesn't work
yellow cake, white cake or carrot cake?