/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

yes

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easily the best state

no i hate california

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Thought of a really great post, but i forgot it.

Bazirano.

I like to stare at white female asses

rude
based

Thought of a really bad post, and I remember it.

I deserve sex

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If you find a girl attractive but you are poor and ugly and she dismisses you but now that you are rich and powerful and she wants your dick, what would you do?

nut in her pussy then never speak to her again

well yeah you're a shitskin but not sure what that has to do with anything, virgin

Buy her a solid gold dildo cast from my cock so that she can very possibly see her choosing selling it over using it as a symbol for just wanting cash over me and all I could offer before I got rich.

jannies are awake haha

Wrong.

they just deleted a wojak thread

wtf I love jannies now

Any wojak should be a bannable offense.

great-granddaughter of Leon Trotsky
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nora_Volkow

>Any wojak should be a bannable offense.
especially when they're spammed

Waiting for the auto parts store to open, then I'm gonna change my struts. 5 hours 28 minutes to go!

hate it when /cum/ is dead

banning is hardly even an inconvenience

find me a better combination

you cant

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Reading Jurassic park while waiting for stuff to do st work. Another 7 hours then I get to go to the hotel eat and sleep.

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hate living with ppl
wish I lived alone

lucky charms with ice cold whole milk

they got you up in a hotel? how long is this gig?

Me too now I do and it’s based as fuck. No one to give me shit for getting loaded and passing out random places.

lucky charms would be great if it was marshmallows and something else

the rest of the cereal is just bland

it's a pretty good book really

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i don't mind them. the marshmallows are so sweet it balances out

the bland bits are to balance out the sweetness of the marshmallows. What are you? Some kind of depraved hedonist?

I like my cereal sweet, sue me

and for the record, I usually eat honey bunches

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I don't eat cereal anymore, probably haven't in like 10 years.

I liked kix
haven't had it in years tho

gettaload of this square

forgot to go to the sex store and purchase an onahole today.

maybe i should just get a gf....

at what height does a woman find a guy too tall

4 on 4 off they give me 140 a day for living allowance and the hotel is only 80 a night lmao. Job only goes fora few months though maybe

depends on the woman

damn. nice.

How do I discipline myself

30 lashes to the back everytime you touch your penis

make a lil to-do-list for the following day before you go to bed

Then do meth when you wake.

now u thankin'

Why are the jannies from /a/ such fucking massive faggots I swear
Waste of space they are

All three of these are equally terrible

Awful show

they have a stick up their ass a mile long

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RAPE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM

youtu.be/ABM8RTVYaVw

have sex

hopefully when I hit my goal weight

Try not to dilate

>Awful show

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awful post

J-Jean Chretién?

...

Why is US police so very incapable of proper police work

youtu.be/lj7ksU1tJR0

Pussy and asshole
Yep I said it

youtu.be/IwOfCgkyEj0

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bitch niggas

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there he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little commenUt p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Jow Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "bitch niggas", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Jow Forums posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic weeaboo NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "bitch niggas." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

it is now 12 am

Putooooo

Just gave wrong direction to wh*toid americans today, so that they'll hopefully get mugged or killed lol. I heard some bitch screaming for help in english and ignored the cunt. Mexico is for mexicans cunt.

youtu.be/33Vz7ogQhJE

i share this board with a bunch of shrunk dick sluts

Bit based but please treat me right because I just want some shmackin Taquitos from Tio Pepe’s street stand

I'll never understand why people choose to vacation in a country that has had travel advisories for years even prior to Trump highlighting the dangers.

Hannibal Buress is the funniest man alive change my mind

Never seen a teacher here wear open toed shoes...
Some are pretty young and qt...maybe they know of their toe appeal and don’t want to tease me too much...

kek

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racist southern wh*toids are addicted to oppium because of us lol. get fucked druggie

I this the hispanic population of 2019 lol

>Mexican education

prove me wrong

I was molested by a dog once

fuck society

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Ok
It's an old map of mexico, you stupid shitskin.
What's my prize?

You know full and well it's just more shitposts. Don't feed trolls.

>Ok
>It's an old map of mexico, you stupid shitskin.
>What's my prize?

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oh hee hee mixed up the pic sorry hee hee, couldn't see the difference future shitskin

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what the fuck are mexicans doing up by the oregon border, its all rednecks and forest there

high demand of drugs lol.