/cum/

yeh

Do the girls like that or would they rather you finished earlier?

i take a little longer too. i also have no refractory period.

youtube.com/watch?v=KghmoR9Rzvc

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daily reminder that the modern cheesecake is americanese
*dabs*

we're the normal ones, every other country are the ones who are weird!

eastern canadians are new englanders 2.0

*devours feces*

Nah, they're the new scots, hence the name, Nova Scotia.

yummy

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looks dry

they prefer it if it's going well (most of the time)
if it's not, both of us wish it'd be over sooner

i was looking for a pic but its deleted even in the archives

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Don't talk about your mother like that

nope, its lost

youtube.com/watch?v=NL6KFlKsbuE

Why won't you do the sex with me?

that final fuck off makes me laugh every time

cuz u aint a bitch. Try asking someone else

>tfw one of your favourite youtubers turns out to be a literal cuck

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Canada is being infested of Mexicans. I'm one example of that.

But I want you :(

Need to stop taking benzos before interviews

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spread your legs arch your back go up and down and make it clap

well i dont want you doing this to me

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who

That's fine you can do it to me

youtube.com/watch?v=91VHPdNBc-M

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eeeeh

Is that a yes in Swedish?

nä

If I go to Gothenburg will you visit me?

jeez dude, stop being so clingy. no one will want you if you continue like this

Please cuddle with me

ok, leaving now

>tfw you scared your future husband away
Feels bad

bruh...
youtube.com/watch?v=vtguLo_DwFg

told my shrink I may have assbörgers and she seemed inclined to agree

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took a nap in my last class

tfw no qt brown warrior gf

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underrated

now that the dust has settled
thoughts on this?
youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk

I took a long nap not long after waking up. I missed breakfast, my first class, and lunch. I really hate myself sometimes.

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I don’t know the difference between Billy Joel and Elton John

i'm not good with money.

what's ur net worth

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$40 rn

Who /ugly/ here?

>She was criticized on Twitter by the artist Sia, who stated that "sacrificing animals for your gain is the wackest shit I've ever heard. Get ahead by being awesome, kind and working hard."
>Banks responded to Sia with a series of tweets stating "your ugly pasty dry white lady winter skin face is the ugliest face I’ve ever seen, that must be why you hide it all the time. Have some fucking respect for my fucking traditional African religion, you pompous white bitch."
LOOOOL

youtube.com/watch?v=LXYieIhqDD0

internet losers unite

me

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I wish Azaelia had a better career. Feels bad

do you think this girl is attractive?

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who are we endorsing for the democratic primary

Dunkey.

he whores out that cute french chick of his? I knew something was up. wheres the proofs

still too early for /cum/ to endorse a candidate

joe biden for obvious reasons

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youtube.com/watch?v=s1p9lVmOnzo

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She scares me

some mexican guy on the bus peek on my phone.
kinda want to punch him in the face tbqh.

why is he peeking

some ppl don't respect privacy.

what did you do when you caught him

who are you voting for in the european parliament election?

literally who

whoever will open the border to migrants

I can't you dumdum

>I found my way to the holding room for the speakers, where everyone was chatting, taking photos, and getting ready to speak to the hundreds of voters in the audience. Just before the speeches, we were ushered to the side of the stage where we were lined up by order of introduction. As I was taking deep breaths and preparing myself to make my case to the crowd, I felt two hands on my shoulders. I froze. “Why is the vice-president of the United States touching me?”

>I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. I thought to myself, “I didn’t wash my hair today and the vice-president of the United States is smelling it. And also, what in the actual fuck? Why is the vice-president of the United States smelling my hair?” He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head. My brain couldn’t process what was happening. I was embarrassed. I was shocked. I was confused. There is a Spanish saying, “tragame tierra,” it means, “earth, swallow me whole.” I couldn’t move and I couldn’t say anything. I wanted nothing more than to get Biden away from me. My name was called and I was never happier to get on stage in front of an audience.

Anyone else rock-hard reading this LOL

Kek

A video came out of her being fucked by a black guy, yeah. You can hear Dunkey in the background.

rude
poor answers

>whoever will open the border to migrants

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>dunkey cuck
LOL

fake news until i see it

FUCK YOU DUNKEY! I DO NOT WATCH YOUR VIDEOS BECAUSE YOU ARE BLACKED!

if you don't want literal-terrorists newcomers to come through your wide-open borders, you're a cuckservative retard

Sauce

>having borders at all
What are you, some kind of fascist?

literal 0 dems vying for pres are pro open border

f u

It's Lucy Flores' statement on Biden
She's a former Nevada state representative

who is this new swede? he doesn't seem like sven

That guy is a demon.

Here's why that's a BAD thing: