/brit/

mechanic

where do you work?

another fantastic jakenbake x pokimane stream in paris today. Poki spent like 2000 euros on two new coats in Gallery lafayette she looks AMAZING in both. can't wait to tune in tomorrow for their last day in paris.

job in the industry

doing a poopoo

England

im a virgin, but its not because im undesirable. im.. like.. traditional or something

Too late lad, its a new thread now and I shant be reading a word

I’m a virgin because of the beatles

Wakefield spoons x

can I smell?

it's a good thing they've decided to cancel brexit

You should have taken her out tonight but you got cockblocked by John

youtube.com/watch?v=17A_wsy6WX0

yank tier post
sort yourself out fucking gimp

Can't win if you don't play!

lads

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Red pill me on Boston lad. What's it like

im a virgin because ive only ever been shagged.

FFFFU

Full of the worst kind of yank

>burglar breaks in

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hard to believe catyank is a virgin desu he's really good looking and seems like a decent enough guy

Same *high poo*

(8) fuck me up and make me go crazy. addicted to the pain that you just make me (8)

*fondles knob*

why are cockroaches so rare in england? ive never seen one in this country

authentically irish

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if you're a virgin but end up finding a wife then you're a virtuous man
if you remain a virgin for life then you're a fucking sadact

not even catyank's mum thinks he's good looking

I was born in the wrong generation. I should have joined the british army and then gone off to somewhere in the far east and gotten killed or some shit

They prefer Germany.

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Sort your fucking life out

>burglarized

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>worst
you mean the second best after southerners?

how can you be incel lol just have sex

i got inspired by a really good monologue so I tried to write and perform my own lil story

>vocaroo.com/i/s1hPfHsjsZA1
vocaroo.com/i/s1hPfHsjsZA1
>vocaroo.com/i/s1hPfHsjsZA1

what do you think?

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*produces your virginity*

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facts:
unless you are a virgin by choice/litterally never leave the house after the age of 20 (at the very very latest)
you are undesireable. facts. it's that simple. There are no excuses copes. you just suck.

apparently the heritagefagging gets quite extreme if you’re Irish

Wrong

It’s nice if you stay out of southie. If you’re Vietnamese and you go to southie mark wahlberg will personally trash can you while calling you a “Vietnam fucking shit”

Back bay is the prettiest and most expensive area. Everyone is smart and goes to Harvard or MIT or Boston university or Northeastern.

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>Baaaaawwstonian plastic paddies

>Alright sweetheart?

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you have to look like henry cavill at the very minimum to bag a 2/10 these days

imagine being some poor mill worker or farmer at the height of the British empire and you sign up to the armed forces and get sent off to the literal other side of the planet. must have been one hell of a live. I know in many countries the labour was so cheap even private soldiers could have a servant to do all their boring work for them.

6es and 7es are easy enough to bag

after that it gets hard

no shit. im 5'4"

>southerners
Mentioned

youtube.com/watch?v=QEPHLPmt914

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based
best accents, best culture, best disposition

what the fuck is this autistic virginnery
state of your whiny manchild voice

/brit/ being autistic about looks and incels and shit again tonight
fuck off back to twitter or reddit you boring cretins

which one of you maniacs did this?

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imagine not wanting to shoot bastards who want to rob you or harm you.

Like not even in the fucking leg or something.....

So I've watched Master & Commander, and all of Hornblower in the last couple of days and now.... nothing. NOTHING

Why are the shadowy figures that control the global film and television industry hell-bent on torpedoing any 17th/18th/19th century naval productions. Is there no justice in this world?

Lads
youtube.com/watch?v=hDi-8dWYGB0

how did he react to it?

could've had a purpose in life, could've had interesting stories to tell. not cope because my great uncle never had a gf and hes told me about his times in singapore and stuff

You quite obviously
Sick freak fucking with ill people

for naval productions its basically becuase if you want to do it well you have to have an actual wooden sailing ship to film on. costs a lot of money. now we know who runs the film industry and we know they don't like spending money or providing good white role models. it's never going to happen i'm afraid. maybe one day we'll get a good vdeo game but i doubt it. They never make good video games in that period either

jointhefuzz.com/

looking forward to this film

black sails has some of that

Only 7.62 NATO would do

cancer patient prognosis recovery prank (gone sexual)

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for me it’s 2 in the centre of mass and one in the head

I am from North Carolina and I moved here a bit ago, get lots of compliments from yall on my accent. People always want to bring up guns with me though and its a stuggle not to mention gun crime is caused by black people
This has been my blog

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bit of an overreaction

black sails also has a lot of "Muh stronk women" just for the sake of it. the appeal of M&C and Hornblower is they try to capture the historical feel of the period, even if that means not being particularly appealing to the female netflix audience

I used to go to total orthodontists when I was a kid. they put braces on me twice and I'm still ugly and alone

don't give a fuck mate

nice

>shooting TO WOUND someone who is trying to harm you is an overreaction

You've lost it mate

Dave raring up for a other gun debate

just tell them and watch them freak out. it's not like you're lying to them.

Did you know we have C O W S

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dave got bored of everyone ignoring his shitty memes in the last thread. needs better bait

In a lot of places there's not much crime in the black neighborhoods either

not calling the police like a non-weirdo?

white genocide is real

Of course it is, but so is racism. So keep it to yourself

im white

Need a qt pie Emma Watson gf tbqh.

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Ah yes black sails where there are wog captains because pirates definitely didn't keep them as slaves and oh ah yes the pirate town is ran by a woman because she wasn't a prostitute was she ah yes the gay sex lesbian scene very accurate highly thought provoking why I bet a real good man and strong character created this fine piece of cinema

damn the gf looks big today how do I tell her

Also a lot of 'le British r baddies xDD'

>never had a gf
>never kissed a girl
>havent hugged a girl in like 5 years
>regularly complimented on my looks
>girls approach me sometimes but i physically cant talk to them
>lost my virginity to my best mates gf last year
haha what a fucking mess

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let the loometh commence...

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>i'll just reach for the phone and dial it and then hold a conversation with the call centre operator while i'm being stabbed to death of having my head kicked in....

yeah good luck pal