How can I get an orange Scandi gf?

the more they imitate americans the less attractive they get. strange that

B&R
giv qt latina gf

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Scandi women would be way more attractive if they didn't all have disgusting fake tans and wear pounds of makeup.

Are you stuck in mid 2000s? That's not the case anymore

Easy if you're black gansta rap star.
if you're just poor nigga from Compton then fuck off these birds not for you.

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nipsey hussle could have shagged all of sweden if he wanted to

Are you? Fake tans and piles of makeup are a 90s and early 2000s thing. Get with the times grandpa.

It's not fake it's just the way we tan.

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>Pulla
That's a Finn. Scandis eat strudels, schnitzels and shit.

That's a very Swedish pastry and it doesn't look at all like 'Pulla', and the girl is Frida Karlsson.

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Brought to you by Finnish immigrants. My neighbours name is Karlsson. Sockerkakor and taco semlar are your thang.

And that's a pulla for sho. Korvapuusti to be specific.

Are you trying to say that Karlsson is a Finnish name? Know your place finn. She is 100% Swedish.

Now I know you're trolling.

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>presumed

Lots of Finns have Swedish slave names.

Oh yes very finnish.

>Lots of Finns have Swedish slave names.
And that's a good thing.

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>implying swedish speaking finns aren't finnish
this post is hate speech send help

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Yes I see ylioppilaslakki and the other language of the Finnish realm. Checks out.

Why are you so autistic?

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For being white they sure are orange

Is this nordic or germanic?

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"germanic" doesn't exist. there are scandinavians and their once proud slav-raped cousins on the continent.

Nordic and Germanic are the same thing. She's wh*te though so no.

We're not wh*te.

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ah yes i see now, let me rephrase
For being an l1 they sure are orange

What? It sounds like you're saying that being orange is strange for someone that is Germanic.

scandis are so white they can't even tan brown

And thats why they're the master race

You know these videos are staged right? Probably some "we'll give 100 dollars to homeless children for a kiss" or some other retarded virtue signal going on.

neither can anglos, the real master race

>tfw live in l1
my norden brodas

Do swedes really turn into carrots during summer?

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Icelandic women are fucking goddesses, what are you on about?

you don't use a fucking kiss to fund shit like that

Just search ”kiss prank” on youtube. It’s all staged bs. It’s funny, but it’s not ”real life” when money is involved.

What money, dude? How fucking much money do you need to pay 100 girls?! To literally destroy their reputation in a silly vid

Also, they're Swedish, they're rich

by having a black dick

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Well then guess I can go to Russia and start touching tits.

.......or just maybe. It’s staged.

>pulla
Literally derived from bulle

>tfw I have a brown CHI dick instead
no Scandi goddess gf for me I guess

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