Dear scots of Jow Forums: How does it make you feel?

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>Yes, it's Jordan
Is this a slogan or a phone call?

>#spainindetail
>the original cool
>Visit Armenia, it is beautiful
>I feel SLOVEnia
>Best enjoyed slowly
>Epic Estonia
>Go your own way!

People got payed for this

Very kind of them to confirm that for the dumb burgers who couldn't find Jordan on a map without the help.

>Djibeauty

Never thought that Brenton was working in ministry of tourism lol

No, this is Patrick!

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>denmark
youtube.com/watch?v=vpVVxxUo-Jo

>I feel like Tunisia

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>you have to feel it!
ayyy

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How come they still dont have their own flag

>Surrender in France

>Iran
>You are invited...unless you have been to Israel

>what is saltire

top level country domain is GB
no "SCOT" or whatever 2 letter code they'll choose

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>there‘s nothing like Australia
Thank God for that.

>there's NOTHING like australia
did a boomer make that slogan?

>I wish I was in Finland
Yeah, me too

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>europe's west coast

based assburger

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>epic estonia

>Jamaica
>Get all right

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>Chile
>All are welcome
It's actually "All ways surprising"

>Nigeria
>Good people, great nation

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>Sweden

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>#spainindetail
Just nuke us already

lmaooo scots are retarded they are all inbred from being stuck on a teeny tiny island lmao!

what does it even mean?

here is one for free
>Scotland, under my kilt

Hungary:You'll hunger for more

wtf I want to visit Scotland now

I really need to go abroad sometime

>Peru
WE

Sorry, but my country takes the cake in wasteful spending.

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>United States
>all within your reach
>reach inside jacket
>*bang* *bang* *bang* why did you make me shoot you!?
youtube.com/watch?v=V73BVe7Ulog

Maybe you should apply for the job of coming up with these.

they are

Thank you for the invitation, Iran.

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>I wish I was in Finland
In Finland I take my stance to live and fight for Finland

Turkey: Simply delicious

We spend money on big ducks in Canada.

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>Visit Armenia, it is beautiful

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>#spainindetail
What is this soyboy shit?

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what about argentina?

Nice.

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I've never had a turkey invite me to dinner before

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We have a slogan? Wtf since when? We don't even allow tourists

>Cuba
>America Cuba
gib back beach property

What is Mecca?

So like Muslims from the rest of the world can't go on hajj anymore?

Hajjis are tourists you brainet

Doesn't count for this slogan you know what I mean.
>implying hajj needs advertising

this language is incomprehensible to me

just iranians, yemenis, and qataris!

DELET

Actually based and duckpilled

do they really not let those people in? really petty

it is a shame you don't have a pope like the catholics, you could just excommunicate them!!

ssshsshhhh qatar officially does not exist as a country anymore

The whole religion itself is advertisement for hajj t b h. But whom do you and don't you allow into the country? Can I not just go tool around Riyadh or Jeddah as a white burger if I'm respectful?

DELET!!!!

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What?

I checked and it seems you guys give a weird electronic visa.
So you can actually visit Saudi Arabia as a westerner, idk why anybody would want to visit your shithole over morocco, egypt, turkey or tunisia, but you can.
sharek.sa/

Not as a tourist no. Only gulfies are allowed to come for no reason (tourism isn't a valid reason yet).

Just feel the cumbia m8
youtube.com/watch?v=sXq1i80fSLc

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the place to go if you must go to his region is UAE, or Kuwait. Did you know Kuwait has indoor ski slopes?

i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm trying please accept these 500 F-22 stealth fighters as an apology

I dont want to experience Haiti.

Yes it's a shithole don't come, we're totally full anyway.
>falling for that visa meme
Someone from Eastern Europe/Russia would understand how that meme works but you wouldn't so I won't bother explaining.

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to experience all these Haitis

That's UAE

>stealth
Will it literally vanish though like all new American planes?

I see, so what are the rules for non-gulfies? What gets us in? Work/business visa or maybe if you have family to visit? For hajj do you actually have to prove that you're a Muslim?

Fuck off, only poorfags and retards like visiting malls.

>apply to go to sports event
>get weird visa
>don't go to sports event and visit jeddah
Seems pretty straightforward.

maybe in the united states

Work or family so if you're a grill and cute there's hope for you. Hajj and umra visas are very restrictive you'd have to stay near Mecca afaik.

>"Different"
What the hell are they implying?

>Work/business visa
you can do this, set up a fake company as an exporter and a fake saudi importer will invite you

As far as I know, you're not allowed to go there if you're not a mudslim. But they're pretty lax depending on their interest, like when they let a shitload of Murrikan soldiers in during the 1st gulf war (and they renamed the army priests as "psychology consultants" or some shit like that).

>visit country
>pay plane and hotel tickets
>go to a mall that looks exactly like any other mall for rich people
>b-but this one has a ski slope
Nope, rather go somewhere else

You forgot to continue the greentext
>drive to a checkpoint
>get asked for ID
>show visa not valid for that location
>get deported and permanently banned from entering the country
>get your name possibly blacklisted or at least on watchlists throughout the Gulf
Sounds like a great plan

Damn. I honestly just think SA would be an interesting cunt to see for the cultural and historical significance. Plus your food's good.

>Will it literally vanish though like all new American planes?
shit shit they've figure it out

Why are you guys like this?

>reveal your own russia
Чтo?

Because we're full and if we weren't like this we'd be overrun by Pajeets and Africans. Have you noticed where we are on the world map?

>We don't even allow tourists
Since 2013 you do
>In December 2013, Saudi Arabia announced its intention to begin issuing tourist visas for the first time in its history. Council of Ministers entrusted the Saudi Commission for Tourism and Antiquities with visa issuing on the basis of certain regulations approved by the Ministries of Interior and Foreign Affairs.[2]

>The top four places to visit in Saudi Arabia are Madain Saleh, Yanbu, Jeddah and Riyadh.

>The National Museum of Riyadh holds many ancient manuscripts that are traced back to many ancient civilizations. Indeed Saudi Arabia is considered one of the richest countries in regards of the number of ancient manuscripts.[3]

>traveling for thousands of kms to visit malls and indoor desert ski slopes

the only worthwile place in the whole region is Socotra Island

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I'm seeing reports of people who have visited that way.
Looks like you are lying to me.

Oh my sweet summer child.....