Dad said we're moving to America in two months wtf do I do bros

Dad said we're moving to America in two months wtf do I do bros

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you better not come to socal. i see to many faggy manitoba and alberta license plates here

Invest in a bulletproof vest

tell him to not be such a cuck and find a canadian job to support the canadian economy you fucking leech

try not to get shot?

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This.
Alternatively start gaining weight now, the fat acts similarly to a bullet proof vest, assuming you accumulate enough.

Good luck, future citizen! Where are you moving to?

invest in a black colored rubber dragon penis for your pancake hole

get shot

how do you feel about Arizona license plates

where?

kill yourself

I like them. i saw an Arizona license plate labeled "IH8HEAT" thought it was funny because how ironic it was.

Chicago

Based I live in Chicago suburbs its a nice city. You will have a lot of fun

His dad will want to kill himself during his commutes though

Can't speak for the CTA but Metra hasn't shit itself since the great amtrak broken switch fiasco. I think his dad will be just fine.

grim desu

>The fact acts similarly to a bulletproof vest

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I was thinking car commute. CTA isn't too bad if you're near a stop, I suppose.

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Say goodbye to your NEETbux.

Develop a taste for BLACKED.com

hey what's going on in this thr-

oh it's just reddit.

But it's you chinks who spam that.

>invest in a black colored rubber dragon penis for your pancake hole
Did you miss his flag he probably has answer in different colors.

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>answer
*a set