/brit/

Business idea: start a website that sells used womens underwear but you wear them not women its a bit bent but £40 is £40

finna go mcdonalds
finna cop a large veggie wrap meal with a coke and some cheese dippers pon de side

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might make a cheese negger

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shifting my persona
codeine in my soda
slipped into a coma
wish i never woke up
ever since we solo
people say they know us
margiela loafers
but i know he's a poser

>worn as a tiny purse
Absolute fucking genius

>drank and smoked my opportunities teaching in Asia
What did you mean by this lad?

Soundtrack of Rorkes life
youtube.com/watch?v=N4JZBs3TINs

sounds good

bit cold out
australian weather

prophetic

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What website is this from?

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Got drunk every day and smoked weed because it was free instead of actually getting a teaching job (had so many opportunities)

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for me, it's chicken nuggets

How was it free

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I have no friends but I don't know how I don't? I have a gf and have all my workmates in stitches with my chat

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going to bed lads!

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the beer is free at certain points of the day as its locally brewed stuff and the weed was so cheap you could mooch joints whenever you wanted

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good looking lad this just needs a fucking decent hair cut

what do you think of this monologue I just penned, lads?

audio of performance: vocaroo.com/i/s1hPfHsjsZA1

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the owl is reading the book

Business idea: open a cafe that cooks eggs on bricks eggs are cheap and you can find bricks anywhere the seating would be upside down plaster buckets and no tables the egg would be served in a hard hat you salvaged from building site skips

average finnish man

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south africans must be ugly as fuck if you think this is good looking

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walkingforum.co.uk

arent owls the only birds that can do basic reading like what a 5 yr old can or something or is that african greys

how the barbican finna be so peng like dat?

idk if they can read
i know african greys are about as smart as 5 year olds and can learn lots of words see: alex the parrot

i dunno he's not bad looking at all imo just needs a decent haircut and to maybe take photos from a decent angle not from below like that

hmm... always thought merkel was not a girl but shes laughing about clothes? very girly thing to do. maybe she has some estrogen in those old bones after all. wonder how good she is at riding a cock.

average finnish man

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twitter.com/zyntrax/status/1115828241229668358
ah yes the future

Such a superficial understanding of intelligence you have

youtube.com/watch?v=tcoPW53yO3E

surprised this classic doesnt have more view desu

why do you say that?

Nothing unreasonable about anything she said

dress smart de poo niggers

it's true

don't think birds can read

>he's one of the most highly respected people in grime

no he's not lol, he's just seen as a stepping stone and give authenticity to other up and coming artists.

>has mainstream recognition

once again, no he doesn't lol, the raves i've seen him in, he literally empties out a room, having a few million views on SBTV doesn't make him mainstream

>most raves he performs at he's probably the most famous guy in the room

not hard considering raves reject the mainstream, anyways point above is still relevant

>that being said when i seen him live he only performed his tunes and didn't actually spit bars which was quite disappointing

yeah this is the problem with him, he's tripping on his own self importance and thinks he's above drum and bass even though he insists on being in the scene. I can understand why he doesn't want to MC DnB because lets be honest, Gaz from down the pub can do that. D double E is above that (he's still not mainstream), but the problem is though it's just incredibly awkward when he thinks people pinging their nut off want to listen to grime.

trained an owl to read me /brit/ posts as i rest

just imagine that

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squaaak doing a poo squaaak

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HAHAHAHQHQHWHQHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LUV THIS! XX

lol brit is dead at 1:20am

this is utterly dire

i like the lower bar of getting (You)'s

I am pised as fuck
Stopped watching transformers cause it was mega cringe#
god i cant wait to go home tomorrow and possibly get drunk

>mega cringe
Oyyyy lmfaooooooo

>im losing an argument and its making me rage so ill say the other person is angry over and over again and that means i win
Which country am i

It wss though my nigga

Bulgaria?

spending a lot of time in al khanigger in runescape

tried imagining myself saying "i don't hate Jews" with a straight face to my friends but burst out laughing

hello dave

Hello stacy