/brit/

i liked her in lady bird

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wonder how many times em changed his ip to mass report the thread.

>hope they were all proud Protestant lads too

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tf is Jannie's problem?

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Nah it's ok, I'm sure we all saved them. Some are juat gagging for a tribute.

why isn’t he permabanned

cum mummy

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seething mutt

she looks great with straightened hair

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Weve all been ruined by someone who works online for free

You can't be racist outside of /b/.

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Emmett talks tough but can't handle the heat.
Sad!

he really does seethe when you get his real life involved, despite being the retard that made it all available
kanaka mews or 236, the world wonders

Make a collage, feel bad for her but fuck emmett and his autistic tantrums, guys 25 years old

pregnant lasses

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>seething mutt

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everytime I see pictures like this I just think about the stupid stories cattwat has written with them
like this picture makes me annoyed because I expect to read "the therapist likes me lads" next to it
ausahugdhgfksdf

peng

thought it was alanah from the thumbnail
hoped it was
want to pump her full of babies

state of mutts

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That's you, isn't it.

>LARPing this hard
yikes

I'm going to do this to Alanah :)
I just hope her family's mental health issues arent genetic.

the therapist dropped the n-bomb

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don't let your dreams be dreams user

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i wanted to have sex with alanah before it was cool

the therapist likes me lads

>the therapist
>the first gf
>the professor
>his own sister I'm pretty sure at one point
>gf who has a bf who has a gun
what's next?

had a haircut earlier

vpn problems, em?

Well yeah obviously I remember I made them
Just for you, faggot :
vocaroo.com/i/s1adRYwPUWrD

>family's mental health issues
Tranny father, schizo virgin (this really gets him angry) brother
Yeah, wouldn't go near her faulty genetics

if I posted my face in profile I’d utterly mog this general

What kind?

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I'm actually the one who figured out what her name was

Virginity problems, mate?

Short at the back
Longish on top

think of a new angle em
nearly fall asleep when i see you constantly drone on about the same thing

3 minutes of pure fucking cringe em. you like making an arse out of yourself? btw, slip me nudes of alannah and I'll leave /brit/ forever.

youre never gonna make it mate the honies only want business in the front party in the back

Very cool.

Can a foreskin grow back or is that serious wishful thinking

no you werent it was a union jack stop lying

Get laid please

Proper weird that. Whenever he spazzes out he's obsessed with calling people virgins, completely out of context.
Something on his mind, perhaps??

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>when you realize the phrase "stings like buggery" is refering to anal
What the fuck, I've been saying that since I was kid and adults didn't bat an eyelid.

>the honies

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>mfw my parents kicked me out but my sister and her husband pity me enough to let me live with them

the NEET train is gonna last a little bit longer, lads

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Is there a way to filter cat pictures?

actually crying at his attempt to read a book

how's it feel knowing that at least 4 guys in this thread are spunking over your whore sister.

Blackcurrant flavoured vape juice PENG

don't think so
first time he posted his full name i found his instagram and his sister was one of the 3 he followed
quite certain it was me that broke the news lad
willing to admit i'm wrong if you prove otherwise though

I'm sure the dutch incel that whines about having a microdick and the canadian that wanks to trannies are really top shaggers and its all in my head.

stings like a willy in the bum

vile creature

every1 but me is a virgin

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How does it feel knowing a bunch of betas an a cartoon imageboard think my mundane looking sister is attractive? Feels pretty unremarkable.

new video going up em

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>a bunch of betas an a cartoon imageboard
what did he mean by this

imagine having an opinion on your sister's attractiveness and then referring to her as mundane

Im sure the autist who spends every waking minute on an internet forum knows all about getting his dick wet.
Seriously, you should try having sex sometime, you might stop being a vile little slug and become an adult human.

I'm no psychologist but do you think their attraction to her has something to do with you? Like sexual frustration plus something something to do with you and you looking like her or something so they're like sexually attracted to you in a way? Wish I could speak proper English so I could get this out because it makes sense in my head.

Yeah, when he gets wound up his mind immediately searches for the worst things he can think of; "virgin", "no friends" - very specific and recurring insults. Think the person he hates the most, after his mother for raising him into a freak, is himself, which is why he projects his own perceived flaws and anger out towards the world.

Always find it hilarious that some random guys obituary has been vandalised by brit due to his association with emmett
mapleridgefuneral.ca/notices/Jacob-Sebert/guest-book

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Sure it'll get you laid bro

scromiting

mapleridgefuneral.ca/notices/Jacob-Sebert/guest-book
fuck i hadn't checked that in a while
>the entries at the bottom combined with this music
chuckling

the music always makes me howl

What do you think I meant, autist?

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ok melvin

the trilogy
youtube.com/watch?v=8JlB-MQ-DKg
youtube.com/watch?v=7DFx9wpkzSs
youtube.com/watch?v=Kset8mN-pgI (new)

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genuinely feel awful rolling from laughter at this
you're all cunts hahaaha

Dear family and friends,

I would just like to offer my deepest condolences on behalf of Jagex, creator of RuneScape, a game that I've heard Jacob enjoyed greatly while he lived. I am glad that we brought enjoyment to his short life and pray that he rests in peace

Nothing can ease your pain but I hope that as time passes it will become bearable

Kind Regards,
Mod Kalaya
Jagex Games Studios

still amazes me that emmetts cock went through
when you post something it says they check it before it goes up but clearly it doesnt

>Although i didn't see much of Jacob in recent years he was and always will be a good friend of mine. I have countless good memories of him in elementary school and afterwards when we would occasionally meet up and reminisce. Words will never explain or do justice to the sadness the family must feel. I grew up with Jacob and with his passing i feel as though a part of my child hood has passed with him. Rest in peace my friend you will always be missed.
Yeah do you still miss him Em? Sounds like you kind of gave him the cold shoulder you fucking prick

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got a new weed vape cartridge from the dealer yesterday and ho lord is it potent

d'pooeth niggaw

Literally every post in this thread is about me.

clearly i dont know hence why i asked

shouldn't be screaming this time of night

more inclined to get more of this tight cunny of a sister of yours

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