Tfw no mestiza gf to cook me tres leches cake

Tres leches cake sucks. Mestizo food in general is pretty good (I say it that way as Latin America in general has pretty good food).

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Here it is btw, no it is not for lewd stuff, I use it for my ugu kawaii lolita dresses. It is at a weird angle to catch the lace pattern.

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Oye chico, me puedes hacer pastel tambian? ;)

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But girl (girl) is what I’m looking for, amiga/amigo

Am gril
How old are you, cuz I might be too young for you..(18)

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I hate unironic attention whores.

That and having a stupid bra is proof of nothing.

im 28 o///o hope you dont mind

Fall for his bullshit and you're going to wake up without kidneys.

We will see...

im a nice guy ok, just 28 and never had a job but I started running last week

cook me threes leches please...

>im a nice guy ok, just 28 and never had a job but I started running last week
That's very nice and you sound like a good bf but I'm warning you to stay away from the attention whore tranny itt.

this is getting good...

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Sorry but not interested then :C

Based literal whore. What kind of hoe are you? What men do you like?

21 actually. All good though. Probably need a throwaway account on somewhere to be quite honest. Not me

BAKE ME MY TRES LECHES
FUCK
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY BAKE FOR ME RIGHT NOW
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY WEAR YOUR BRA SO THIN
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY PUT YOUR LACED SOCKS IN MY FACE

fuck off

>go out for a bit
>come back to the thread
>two (2) people impersonating me
I'm taking you down

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On second thought I hope she (he) kills you, one less leaf shitposter.

Do it, mi hermana.

Cope. You just want to damage control. Either way I'm taking this bitch to a certain general.

18 is fine, but AOC is 21 in my province tho
what do you like to do other than cosplay and baking?

>not iphone file name
Explain!

I like to draw, even though I am bad at it, and I do cardio to keep myself healthy. Pretty normie 2bh, I would love to travel alas I am but a wage slave for now

post your ass

they gave a job to a tranny?

I'm hearing no school there lass. And sexwork is barely wage-slaving it is the best "job" out there you do literally nothing and bucks flow in your poosay for free you don't even need knowledge of accounting the profit is so great any loss or theft or scam won't hurt that much

State?
She’s 29 actually

There's a market for fake pussies actually but not big. Don't think the lass cut her nigger dick off as the tranny market is big.

It's illegal to discriminate against transgendered people.

Well crap, looks like i messed up ITT
Alberta is 18 here
Well, i got no proof im OP other than
>6’1
>plains and bush
Nice hobby btw

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Are you cute? /.\

Ty, I'm from South Texas which is basically North Mexico really. I've lived in Juneau for almost a year before moving back, the cold winter kinda depressed me. Forest is very beautiful tho, what does Alberta have?

>including height
incel detected

Makes sense if you’re from down south there. Alberta is pretty great if you’re into scenery. Although the south is pretty flat and boring, the north is pretty forested with some cold winters. Never been to juneau, but id imagine the colds where I’m from can compare to juneau. You said you’re purepecha?

Sorry for asking, but do you wanna pm?

Mom is castizo (she looks like the stereotypical image of a Spanish woman desu) and dad is mestizo with more indio in his blood, they're both from Guanajuato. I would love to pm!

ayy, nice

Also how do you pm lamo, my first time doing it

Pretty cool
Never left the eastern seaboard of North America to be honest. Southest ive been is san diego, and most east is salt lak city.
What platform do you wanna use to talk?

Make a burner email address or KiK

Maybe a throwaway email then after proof I can give you my Line?

Crap, meant western not eastern
Maybe a throwaway email/facebook/instagram or something?

It's better this way, otherwise she will feed you until you are a fatty and then she will leave you for some muscle Chad.

Well i got a throwaway hotmail on ready. You want me to post it here? Or somewhere else?

Here please, i'll message you with my line after a bit

Just sent a message, I'm using outlook but here's proof it's me. I'll continue messaging in the morning cuz it's 1 lol.

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Canadians just became chads tonight.

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Email incase anyone missed it, please share if it ends up being a lolcow

ha go for it bud. Like i said, it’s a throwaway

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Already on it homie ^.