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wish you were monkeys that say speak no evil
coz then you'd be quiet aha

According to the Chinese I'm a Cock

It is her real name, she's unironically a sociology professor at Washington University

And according to the zodiac I'm a lion

U sure bro?

This while ironically women are the ones creating hostile work environments via HR (a completely made up department to give women busywork jobs in the first place)

Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
It's gotta be big, it's gotta be big
I said, it's gotta be big, it's gotta be big
I said, it's gotta be big, it's gotta be big
I said, it's gotta be big, it's gotta be big
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
It's gotta be big, it's gotta be big
I said, it's gotta be big, it's gotta be big
I said, it's gotta be big, it's gotta be big
I said, it's gotta be big, it's gotta be big
I said

youtube.com/watch?v=alU6MPmEN7A
choon

>The median sale price for a Renton home is $309,975

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1993 year of the Cock.
What year were you born?

must've been born in the year of the shagger, me

I’m a dragon.

year of the incel

In the US fanny means bum

And "shag" is a type of dance although thanks to the Austin Powers movies 30 year old boomers know it means sex

mentioned

Mind your own business pigman

year of the willy

bet you're embarrassingly young

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Want to kiss Emma Watson’s lips.

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poley broadening his horizons

Its not even a cock its a pig

Good morning I just woke up

I put the kettle on

Finlad is here!

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grim how fucked up emmet is
he needs to be taking meds and instead he's online threatening imaginary foes

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dave is thrashing wildy at the foreigners in another brexit thread, lads.

Fake

year of the snitch

oooooo

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well, there you go

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Brooo you were talking about your grindr profile just last week

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LMFAO yeah dude
finna fuck mad dudes in the ass you know me

Is Madeline an upper or middle class name?

Heard “Lottie” for Charlotte was very upper class, reckon I’m bad at discerning

??? The fuck are you on about

oh dear
nearly just pooed myself
off to toilet

Very good female name 2bqh
shall be naming my daughter maddie, don't cop it

In a few decades I shall be fucking one Maddie Garcin

You'll have to have sex first

Way ahead of you boss

Gf has already told me we’re naming our daughter Maddie but I like Charlotte and Lydia

hookers don't count

>Charlotte and Lydia
cringe

In a few decades I shall be fucking one Maddie Mouthyank

Knew a Madison in school. Super girlish face, very pretty, all the boys wanted to be her bf's because she could dance, was very sassy, and knew she was super hot, so she would eat bananas very lewdly and would dance very seductively.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MADISON PLEASE BE MY GF!

youtube.com/watch?v=AavUtawwdok

Its a cute name

favourite girls name is rosemary. Rose for short

Holy shit

My favourite girls name is Emmett

facts didn't match, I actually saw them in 2002
It was not as bad in Paris, but close.

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so boys
what do you get from the mcdonalds breakfast menu

Mate... fair play

The feminine version of Emmett is Emma. Not to be confused with Emily.

me?

A milkshake and a triple xl shirt for emm

really fucking hate this utter wank band.

so relieved lads
feeling cool and calm

youtube.com/watch?v=GgPJSBd18MU

Hey fuck you

yes

Kill yourself, Pete.

Not very nice

...

for me, it's the mcchicken

But for the best.

Year of the McChicken

>£33 just to get home one the train
Kill rail bosses and steal their shit.

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Listen to some Libertines it'll make you feel better

I don't listen to modern music. I only listen to communist war songs.

Emmetts gonna flip

Fuck Emmett. He'll drill through the ground when he hears this.
youtube.com/watch?v=H4V2jlhWJD4

having different citation formats is just plain silly

the bank declined my $500 overdraft application lads

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Good lad. The Libertines are pretentious wank

All us boys are gonna wind up in jail

anyone else reckon they should bring back sanatoriums for the criminally insane instead of this half-assed community care shite where you pay a negro woman to be your part time nurse

Hipster

Shut up Lachlan

sanitarium makes weet-bix and up&go lad...

I'm(26M) questioning my sexuality after meeting this guy(40M) at the gym-UPDATE. HE ASKED ME OUT!!!

mental asylums were based
NEED a psychiatrist to electrocute my bollocks

Nigger

bet you feel like such a hard man saying the N word on the internet

the nigger word

the libertweeners