/cum/

God, I need my asshole ravaged

She's wearing Kanye's shoes. She probably has

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Based

same with sibling marriage

you're probably replying to an arab/streetshitter """""leaf"""""

Please have sex with me

Based
>excess inbreeding
This verbiage implies there is an amount of inbreeding that is within acceptable levels before it becomes excessive.

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I want to marry my cousin
I want to have many children with her

who wants to be my gf?

Starting my free online cartography class today and it's hosted by these beautiful people

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Hi

do only very intelligent ppl like golf?

no
t. very intelligent person who hates golf

i am home

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where were you?

I find Jow Forums very therapeutic

Want to play CSGO, but my mic won't work on it for some reason.

i had class late in the morning.
some shit broke a glass stopper in the lab and didn't own up to it

just get a russian swearword soundboard and use that

Yes, search AMBF.

i like this album cover
youtube.com/watch?v=lnlZTwTKw7w

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hotline miami is a gud game

am very hungry

never played it

Got old quick for me. Loved the aesthetic though

It keeps me from being totally overwhelmed by feeling like killing myself

the american gf

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yuck

I prefer a girl like pic related instead of that gross creature.

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Back on the golf site
No more nagging wife

I farted in cat's face and she didn't like it, dumb cat doesn't have a good taste

Listening to Alex Jones on the Logan Paul podcast
youtube.com/watch?v=HmStbc0tNcA

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Incel freaks with no hope of ever having sex prefer debt free virgins without tattoos

Hot, don't listen to those low test nu-males

Any adults in this thread? I have a question

broke = golf
woke = tennis

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Hi I am 20

Ask

Are people who see machine elves possessed by demons? My drug-induced visions have always been kind and loving gods, not machine elves.

>Hot, don't listen to those low test nu-males

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shoot

>Logan Paul podcast

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Give her a petting for me

howdy youngster

youtube.com/watch?v=HHf1dNHU0os

i'm old, what wisdom do you require child?

I have a guaranteed surveying job because my supervisor asked me if I'd like to come back, but he'd like to know if I'd take it within the next 2 weeks because they're starting soon. However, I have applications out for many other better paying jobs and I certainly won't know if I'd be hired by any of them before the deadline he gave me. What should I do?

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be yourself

take the job and then leave it if you another job offer?
lol

I'm not THAT adult sorry, the boomers are gonna have to help you here

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It's with the assumption that I'd work for the whole summer. I'd hate to work there for like a week and then leave

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Ignore the potential jobs and take the guaranteed but lower paying one UNLESS you think it would make you really miserable

>It's with the assumption that I'd work for the whole summer. I'd hate to work there for like a week and then leave
if they want you they will offer to match wages from another job

Yeah I was thinking of doing that especially since this would be my second year there. I'm a recent grad and I'm wondering if it would be better to take other jobs that could give me different experience rather than 2 yrs of the same shit

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Alex jones is talking about pepe on the logan paul podcast

fake your death?
in all honesty there's not really a right choice here.
if it were me, I'd probably take the sure thing and then apply for the better jobs again later on.
or find some way to stall your existing job offer would be best of all.

wonder how many girls post on /cum/

welcome

one is too many

I think I'm gonna try to stall the offer
Gonna call my mom when she gets back from work thanks guys

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. Take the job. If anything better comes along, put in your resignation and take the better one. Just don’t tell your boss that you’re looking for something else until you have to put in your two weeks. It’s pretty normal for people to make the switch like that; the only real consequence is that you probably just won’t be able to put it on your résumé if you leave early.

Gandalf the Grey over here woahh

i love this post

This sounds like the best thing to do if you are looking out for your own interests, and not the company's.

hey.....

Logan Paul and Alex Jones are talking about MK Ultra and the Unabomber now

I'd totally do it too. The minute a better gf comes along, I am making the switch.

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don't reply to the feds

reply to me

(you)

We must annex denmark

would you believe me if i said i was a girl?

LOL but if you dump her too early you won’t be able to put her on your gf-résumé!

she looks very slavic

*annexes all of america, mexico and canada*

gf keeps calling me daddy and I’m pretty sure that part of why she’s into me is because I’m older than her

need photo evidence heh

Who is that qt what the fuuuuuck

it's a finnish girl a guy got to take pics he would post, she never actually posted here, he accidentally dox'd himself also, can't remember what his name was now

what’s the origin of daddythot behaviour? gotta wonder if it correlates to anything like girls whose fathers left the family when they were young, emotionally distant fathers due to work, etc

My girlfriends dad died when she was little so she grew up without a father

we wuz da hebruhs

what is she 56% Finnish LOL
dios mio.....

I wonder if modern faggots are even aware that the period where homosexuality was accepted in Greece was the same period where pederasty was also widely accepted in Greece and that it only lasted for a single era and, shortly after the death Aristotle in 300BC, was widely regarded as an abhorrent practice and was banned. I wonder why so many modern day homosexuals tend to ignore that ancient Greece was not a monolithic thousand year era of buttfucking... hmm...I mean there were harsh critics of the practice during the time where such a practice was in vogue among the upper classes of Greece.

Idk, I guess most people don't really care about history at the end of the day.

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k

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lunch wasn't that good

havent needed a barfing reaction image until now