/brit/

Are Timberlands worth the money

thought it was friday and ive only gone and ordered a chinkies havent I aha

the man demanded slags

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no
shit boots with shit construction

disgusting grim verminoid

>The situation only got worse for Jews as the 13th century progressed. In 1218, Henry III of England proclaimed the Edict of the Badge requiring Jews to wear a marking badge.[9]

weird beds are for sleeping, shagging and dying in

what do you think of this monologue I just penned the other day, lads?

audio of performance: vocaroo.com/i/s1hPfHsjsZA1

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The noble wanker

The depraved sex haver

no footwear is worth more than £100.
end of.

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I don't understand the appeal at all.

What are some good ones
I walk ~40 miles a week and nike trainers start to fall apart in a few months

no
get milsurp for functionality or docs for style

onitsuka tigers

ngl kind of like the smell. turns me on.

he cute

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sound like that bald bender off 8 out of 10 cats

something something oxford bender

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>get milsurp for functionality or docs for style

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you have the worst fucking voice/intonation i've ever come across.

You sound like a skinny private prefect gimp that has consumed too much American media

right what'll it be

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Right fuck it I'm getting the wine.

cornetto

its a fake accent
i wanted the main character to seem nasal, whiny and runtish, so i went for a rising intonation and a slight yank accent

join the meindl master race

NEED to fuck a cougar before I lose my youth

anyone care to imagine the smell

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adidas sambas are the best constructed sneakers
They last for years of heavy wear

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what is your goal with this?

*imagines the smell*

>im not gay, i just take it up the bum

Can of coke

nobody with a good voice, a voice with any maturity/depth to it, could produce THAT

you're done for mate

you want boots or trainers?
salomon makes some very nice trail shoes

*glances over at the rookie serving the customer*
ahh those were the days

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one gf to go

powerful

same
but I think the cougar thing is a meme
Older women like men their own age or even older for some reason pretty consistently online

Sounds like bullshit to me

don't find whores attractive.

what are girls who work in pubs like

are they slags

>yank ''''''''''pubs'''''''''''

that fucking state of it

>women over 40
lol no

lads what if i find a traditional demure middle class gf at one of these singles group events and then we get married lol would be mad

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He became a younger Arab man just from reading the Quran? wow

based

>I will find mistakes in quran
That literally makes no sense

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>not finding milfs arousing

most peculiar

>women over 20
lol

>being attracted to women over 20 years old
Holy COPE

how's it going community college virgin?

not really you've got to keep it professional
worst thing is when guys give you their number just because you're polite and LITERALLY doing your job

It's illegal to be attracted to women under 20 years old. I am stuck with women over 20 because I do not want to get arrested.

wonder what it's like to have your penis in a fanny

LONDON

I think it just depends what they are looking for, if they just want a shag then I reckon they would prefer younger.

Reckon if I went to the right pub on the right night I could pull one

*combs hair*
m'lady?

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roastoid

it's washington state

Based

going to enter it for a competition at my uni with a cash prize / put it on my website for possible CV purposes

this is another voice i was considering
its a bit more sultry and deeper, but still pretty gay and with a hint of atlanta

vocaroo.com/i/s0RqdFJuSBTe

What day is it tomorrow

If it's not Oxbridge, I don't wanna hear about it.

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

catyank makes yanks in /brit/ look bad
would hate every American that breathes if I had to read that mong's posting as a 4ner

>Reckon if I went to the right pub on the right night I could pull one
Even drunk I don’t have the nerves to try this or go to a bar like that

>going to enter it for a competition at my uni with a cash prize / put it on my website for possible CV purposes

Please God don't

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you're fuckin retarded
go away

gonna be having a wank soon, yes indeeeeeeeeeeed

spoons is garbage

Friday lad

*does a drive-by braaaap all over your face*

what do?

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me and a load of other british lads are ganging up on a yank mong on twitter who doesn't understand what dubstep is (or originally was)

skream not skrillex innit

its like a warm little pouch made for your willy to fit inside

read it out like shatner

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CLOSE THE DOOOOOOOOOR

literally no reason not to
not like i know/care about any of the judges

>thinking catyank is one person
you're all just bandwagoners anyway

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please be in london

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better try forks then aha

ffs got a dentist appointment in a few days
honestly CANNOT be arsed

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the gf

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