When an white american wnats to larp as a medieval knight.
He thinks he is a badass french/belgian kight with their chivalry code ?
Weak english knight ?
Scottish knight ?
Beta german knight ?
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>latin/southern (Spain/Italian/Greek/Portuguese)
>Knights
AYYYYYyYyy
I never heard of good slav knights from medieval era too, so AYYYYYYYY also.
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>when a french nigger thinks he knows anything about knights and middle ages
ayyy
whats your usual build for mount and blade lads?
>mace and shield
>on horseback
sweet, sweet money
>Italian wars
The French Bayard Knight
> At the Battle of Garigliano he singlehandedly defended the bridge of the Garigliano against 200 Spaniards, an exploit that brought him such renown that Pope Julius II tried unsuccessfully to entice him into his service.
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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>french """""""""""""""""""""""knights"""""""""""""""""""""""
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I'll be waiting for you in my milanese plate and spadona if you want to get some more, frog
>I never heard of good slav knights from medieval era too, so AYYYYYYYY also.
Because you are an ignorant fool
Hey guys, did I make it in time before the battle-stat-cherry-picking begins?
Horse, Bow and arrow :)
French knights are pretty based desu.
the Anglo bulls giving up on exterminating the sissy french is the worst disaster that happaned to europe on par with the fall of rome
plantagenet is NOT an english name
WE
They were also French, forcing their Anglo dogs to kill other French.
Was she ever knighted, I don't remember.
WUZ
Except vikings and some Christianised Scandinavians knights during crusades, you can go to sleep. You are out of the league
They LARP as American knights
I would find it hard to believe Joan was never knighted.
you are right, they were NORMANS, who should've ruled over England, France and Aquitaine as equal kingdoms
letting the degenerate northerners ruin Tolosa and the south was the first step of turning it and then their p*ris into nigger infested shitholes foreshadowing the fall of all Europe
KHANS
Behond, the great Finno-Hungarian National Anthem:
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trianon would still have happened one way or another
armoured horse archer.
lies
The best plate armour available and a lance, just like muh ancestors
>frogistani talking shit about Southern warriors when his country was so afraid of the Iberian wars they systematically refused taking any part fighting the Muslims
>frogistani talking shit about Southern warriors when Navarra, Cataluña and Aragón were stolen from them by Iberian warriors
>frogistani talking shit about Southern warriors when France was a Turkish vassal state
knights were a military class not a geographical entity.
>Italian Wars
The same Italian Wars Spain in which BTFO'd France into submission and made itself a world power?
sword heavy calvary and a bow only for cheesing sieges
Shut the fuck up fucker fag
we literally did help: en.wikipedia.org
the knights templar was a mostly french order and so was the knights hospitaliers, not to mention the independent french volunteers in that battle
or did you expect us to do your job in your place?
>we did help in a couple of battles by sending a couple volunteers across 700 years
Is this a joke or are you legitimately stupid?
>do your job
Funny thing is, Aragón, Navarra and Cataluña were not "our job", it was YOUR job, as the Frankish Empire, to protect the Southern regions, but you didn't and that's precisely why WE took them from you.
But we did with this
those provinces were inhabited by spaniards so yes you're basically asking us to do your job in your place
learn to fend for yourself mate, with that attitude it's no wonder spain became europe's punching bag after the thirty years' war
Still mad about Trianon?
That's the regions you lost because you didn't protect them.
Those regions were part of the Frankish Empire and Spain -Castilla- took them from you, how saw that I know your own history better than you do.
>thirty years war
Funny you say that, considering Spain only became irrelevant in military terms after the 1800s and we didn't get punched around by Europeans but by our colonies.
>punching bag
Even more funny coming from the country who got smacked around all throughout the 1800s and 1900s by the Germs. "They wouldn't attack from Belgium again"
>so was the knights hospitaliers
Italians founded that Order, then the french forced themselves in and tried to corrupt it and fuck it up like they usually do. Good thing its italian core prevented it ended up as some satanist degenerate faggot orgy cult like the all-french templars did.
STILL NOT A SINGLE GERMAN COME JOIN THIS CHERRY PICK FIGHT
WHAT WENT WRONG/
>Those regions were part of the Frankish Empire and Spain -Castilla- took them from you, how saw that I know your own history better than you do.
don't want to share a country with spaniards anyway lol
>Funny you say that, considering Spain only became irrelevant in military terms after the 1800s and we didn't get punched around by Europeans but by our colonies
>be spain
>lose foremost european power status to france
>then get your austrian dynasty replaced with a french one, losing your dutch and italian territories in the process
>finally, get invaded by napoleonic france causing your colonies to revolt
hoo boy we sure fucked you over would do it again tbqh
full list of hospitaliers grandmasters, i think it's obvious that italians were outnumbered quite early: en.wikipedia.org
>italians were outnumbered quite early
that's just because the wealth and power the french had over the Holy Land, but the order was founded by italians and is MINE
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this is the most relevant knight hospitalier member, a european capital is named after him :)
cool, I'm glad that the Cavalieri dell'Ordine dell'Ospedale di San Giovanni di Gerusalemme had such a nice commander :)
alright i'll let you have the order just like you let us have corsica, savoie and nice :)
LA VALETTE
*Witcher 2 soldier*
>Nice
nice
We get dibs on templares sense we gave them protection.
Besides you wouldn't where a full set of armor on a sea expedition.
the templars were shit, don't see why you'd want to claim them
Kéki rakonte lui ?
stupid smelly frogeater
French, italian and germs would wear plate everywhere
Step up your armour game portubro
based
these tournaments are actually pretty badass got invited to one cos im a paramedic, ended up treating a guy who got all kinds of fucked up by an axe nearly broke his neck but in the end he was ok just concussed af, the weapons arent sharp but holy fuck they swing em with full force!, i wouldn't call any of these lads larpers there hardcore motherfuckers i think its fantastic some men have the balls to keep the spirit of the medieval alive!
They have Bohurt in Aus as well?
we really only think of three knights over here
1. English knights, which most people don't realize were essentially French and definitely did not have stereotypical posh English accents in that time period and actually spoke Norman
2. French knights obviously
3. Holy Roman Empire knights
Just a reminder that a king of England sat on the throne of France while a king of France was never on the throne of England
>while a king of France was never on the throne of England
english nobility spoke french until the 15th fucking century
Uuuh technically if a king of England sat on the French throne the opposite is also true :)
>on foot
>2h sword
>bow + 2 quivers of arrows
I usually play with brainybots too.
Still not a king of France
>french """knights"""
>american education
>no good slav knights
Imagine being this retarded
I really want to participate of a bohurt league but theres nothing here like it :'(, looking to start something somehow. It looks hardcore but fun as hell.
>Who were the plantaganets
>any norman king was also running duchy of normandie
also that "english king" that sat on the throne of france was fucking of french descent sitting on the french AND english throne you absolute fucking retard.
so yes, a king of france sat on the english's throne. fucking retard.
william the conqueror was french
you're a fucking absolute idiot just kill yourself fucking mutt probably LARP as an anglo-saxon too huh?
So asshurt. Fact of the matter is that by the time of the hundred years wars they were calling themselves English. And that the actual king of France never held the title king of England. In fact the citizens of Paris sided with the English king when it was under his control and beat back a French army
the only good knights were french and german lets be real
But Norway has actually done 2 crusades
Imagine being this delusional.
Russky bityaz would defeat any westoid knigger
> slav knights
Kind of heavy mild asian cavalery with lamellar armor
It was not only slav knights though
just realized that these kind of threads are exactly
'my dad will kick your dad's ass' kindergarten talk
Based
Our knights were more relevant than yours you pathetic subhuman
Fuck off we had fucking great knights frog.
who would win?
trillion dollar metallurgical industry, whole fucking horse farms, whole fucking fields full of serfs and castles required to house and feed and armor these plated creatures
or some 20 bucks weird peasant bow? or some even weirder 30 bucks pizza pasta chefs cross shaped bow?
indeed, we definitely had the best kniggas
Reminder that a freak storm and a case of the shits did more to foil English ambitions in France than the French "army" did in 117 years.
Have to admit brits were pretty based too; even if their most memed victories (crecy, agincourt) were mostly because french acted dumb as fucking fuck
Hell, the two central figures in this painting are German and Lithuanian. look up pic related.
Orden de Santiago
Saint James Order
Richard III appreciation?
>getting twatted by Henry Tudor at Bosworth Field
>leads a cavalry charge directly at him in a last ditch attempt
>knocked out a champion jouster and killed his standard bearer
>bulldozes himself through the chaos to within sword range
>oh shit a 1v1 for the throne
>is piled on by knights who cave his skull in with a halberd
knights are /fa/ as fuck
heres your battle painting bro
why are the french always so arsemad
>weak English Knight?
Kek.
Are the English considered weak knights in the European lore of chivalry?
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imagine being french
naked, top 2h, top boots or helm or gloves
>Also
>latin/southern (Spain/Italian/Greek/Portuguese)
>Knights
Educate yourself. South German and Italian plate armour was the best in Europe or anywhere else really.
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>It consisted in a mounted tourney between 13 Italians (the most famous being Ettore Fieramosca), who were part of the Spanish army based in Barletta, and 13 French knights who were based in Canosa di Puglia. The Italian knights won the battle, and the French had to pay ransom.
lol
meme
knights only became knights if they were wealthy, respected and good fighters. not a nationality specific thing
Is it a meme that the English lack physical strength? That seems to be what OP is implying.
>siege
ranged weapons are best for siege
>flat terrain
mounted heavy lance
>hills, rivers, dense woods, other terrain where horse cant charge
1h+shield, best combination while under missile fire, switching to 2hander/polearm for shield breaking in melee, stunning their blocks, and 1shotting anyone insane enough to come close to me
>invents tactics that defy the code of chivalry
>a pepik
>Pole calls him a knight
Y I K E S
the vikings settled here remember. their and our mutt dna must have made brits larger than average.
oh? is that so...
>knights
What's a Belgian knight?
Dark Souls 3