/cum/ - Free Love edition

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i want to love cute asian boys
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Si en moi j'ai quelque chose d'éternel
vivre sans toi m'est imposé j'espère
puisque j'm'emploi à t'implorer d'être celle
qui m'sauvera d'une apogée certaine
dans une prison de l'âme
où on m'isoleras de la beauté d'cette terre

tu rigoleras mais j'ai qu'un projet c'est d'faire
qu'tu m'ignore pas et j'puise en moi la force nécéssaire
pour qu'j'maitrise mon art toute raison gardé et qutu t'dise: "non là
lui je l'adore ouais c'est clair"
alors j'essaie d'plaire
mais c'est un triste combat que je mène car aborder ces thèmes
c'est qui m'rends barge peut etre quitte à avoir des séquelles
vaine mise en garde je sait qu'j'suis maladroit mais j'essaye
d'être puissant de par ce texte et à la fois d'rester faible
pour te décrire mon mal de tête sans trahir l'éffet qu'j'ai
puisque ceux qui n'sentent pas le stress ne parlent pas d'rester zen

Et oui je m'en tape de traverser le désert
si jle fait sans diable pour me taper sur les nerfs
et j'braverais cette géhenne même s'il faille que c'rap dégénère

l'paris

Fags will burn in hell like they deserve to.

want to live in a cosmopolitan city

Shut up leaf

Make me

>Shut up leaf

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The kids in the Jurassic park books are annoying as fuck

AND ONE IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE:


love is amazing,
but it is something to merit
i'm always embarassed
when I'm talking to ladies
cuz I don't know how to say things
without sounding oppressive

Maybe i'm gonna perish alone
tell me my god why can't I cherish a woman
without feeling like i am breaking a promise
terrible omen for my penis and balls.
Love can be treacherous
when it's offered with mistrust
so be honest with this stuff
or you'll be coping with disgust

there's something within us
That is unforgiving such
as untold feelings plus
a lust for women's curves
THATS MY MOM BILLY, STOP!!

and that's how I got my willy stuck

im bored and dont know what to do

also its hot af aaaaaaa

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coLISS

do drugs

Best post I’ve seen in awhile

Hello it's Blogpost Time, another exam tomorrow buds.

The professor set up the class such that there aren't any textbooks to buy, and only books to take out from the library reserve. Sounds based in that you don't have to waste money on textbooks you'll never open again, however the library reserve rules are such that you can only take the books out for 2 hours before returning them. That, combined with fact that I'm more of a night-studier, and that you have to take the books out for your 2 hours during the operational hours of the library, has resulted in my never reading the textbooks during the entirety course.

I put off studying all week and put it off all day today. I finally gathered the energy to haul my ass to the library about two hours before close. Then I continued to put it off by taking a shower first, and then making a pit-stop at a gas station to pick up some juul pods and red bulls to last me the night. These delays eat up another a half-hour, such that I'll only have 1.5 hours with the books instead of 2.

I finally make it to the library reserve desk to check out my books, and the librarian tells me "These normally have a 2-hour loan period, but because it's so late it overlaps overnight, and you'll need to bring them back in the morning. Is 10:30am late enough for you?"

Friendly reminder that God is loving and merciful.

take off your pants and jacket

Can't say I never looked up
to the heavens above
thinking a prayer could work
if you're helpless enough
to believe that there's an angel whose job
is to answer those calls you've been giving
hopelessly when you can't handle your stuff
but honestly, you think a stranger would come
for free here to put an end to your problems?
more he'd be like "hang up, you knob
forget me and send a letter to god,
fucking kid.."

I opened a case with corporate about my pay being reduced. They told me I have to talk to my manager and local HR department. Looks like they're giving me the runaround

more like
take off your pants and jack it

Can you get matched by non-binary freaks on Tinder?

im not wearing pants or a jacket

ya thats the joke

Nice. Study hard, bud.

u nude?

huh???

maybe

get a fan

only if those freaks deign to swipe right on you as well

anyway what kind of fools pay for Tinder upgrades like the gold stuff?

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go to sleep little ale

its 9 pm

that's my line

beauty sleep is important

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trade for 110+ boat world

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whose line is it anyway

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Just posted in the wrong thread
It’s been 7 days and 10 hours since she last replied

>all the copies weren't out
surprise happy ending!
gl, bud

just

...

LOL

u 2?

the early 2000's nhl's had the best soundtracks of any games ever.

nothing wrong with being trans in 20+19. get with the times grandpa

Every single Transition Photo With The Parents shows a mother with a beaming genuine smile, and a father with a fake smile who looks like he wants to kill himself
And it's beautiful

A lot of people in social media photos look like that

She’s commenting on the fact that I have a photo of me next to the Bold and Brash painting from Spongebob
Finna write an epic response bros

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Thoughts, bros?

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imagine deciding to be a tranny and then going bald just like your dad LOL
look at that HAIRLINE
reminder that gender is a social contract and it's BEAUTIFUL

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probably would have been funnier to go with something extremely Bold&Brash, rather than going straight to self-deprecating humour

male pattern baldness doesn't happen if someone is on hrt, it happens before starting
dht causes it not the y chromosome

>red socks defeat the leaf menace
it was a GOOD day

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I had a friend in high school who used to joke about buying one of the weirder looking dragon dildos, making it a centerpiece, and claiming it was merely a modern art sculpture to anyone who asked about it -- but once he got an apartment he never followed through :(

She’s too far for us to ever date anyway

me on the left! haha1

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not all trans FOLKS are on hrt BIGOT

things could have gotten pretty Hot&Heavy

Protect trans kids

Just set a reasonable range already bro, you're wasting your time

I do have a reasonable distance but tinder ignores it
I’ve gone on dates with girls in reasonable distances so it’s not like I have zero success or anything

might fuck around and decompose in the woods

for me, it's the smug look on his face LOL

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>imagine deciding to be a tranny and then going bald
>and then
syntax, how does it work

exactly! and she was literally asking for things to move in that direction by bringing it up
opportunity = MISSED

gay islamic trannies shoving dildos up each other assess

some archaic form that lasted or vernacular/foreign influence that entered the language, probably

She is literally nearly 100 miles away
It was never going to happen

We must all learn from our bud's mis-step.
BE the Chad.

Trans Folks™ are not necessarily on hrt immediately after deciding to transition you literal nazi
SHE even has a BEARD in this pic which she presumably chose to represent HER in the media
i don't think you understand what transition means, sweatie.... sad!

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>what are Hot'nFresh lewds

Transgenders? Haha, I'm stronger than those.

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OH NO NO NO NO

business idea:
Little Cleopatra's HOT-N-READY® Lewds

synthol and steroids are p based, ngl

I stole it hehehe

the fit

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Should I pick the Tinder Gold for a year at 14 bucks/month?

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okay, this is epic

Alright then “Chads” what do I say
thinking about saying that I belong in either her heart or future
She seems kinda nerdy so she might like something cheesy

What do you guys do when you have anixety?

just got home from the OT sat on my ass did nothing for most of it. watching some esports and eating leftovers from yesterday. rate my blog, no response = assuming 10/10 thank you

cry
r
y

Tinder Gold is only really worthwhile to remove the daily like limit in order to get through the slog all the dormant accounts, after you first make/remake your profile, so eventually it'll only show you the other fresh ones. Buy it for a month and remember to remember to cancel your subscription before it renews.

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Benzos
And hiding from reality

You need to find a pic to accompany this if you're going to make it your gimmick like the Bitch Niggas user

ignore everything in my life by browsing Jow Forums and watching movies

I have the same problem and social phobia.

live in the bush
hire idiots to manage the business

a business in hand is worth two in the bush

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is there any practical difference between polyamory and cuckoldry?

anime

AWFUL post

based polyamory: when the girl brings girls for mff's
cuck under another label: when the girl rides the dick train and you get NOBODY

i'm proud to be a PoC