Why haven't you converted to islam yet Jow Forums?

I believe in gnosticism

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The fact that there are religions means that God is. But that doesn't mean that any religion must be the right one.

you will burn in hell for your insolence

It means that if there is an alien being who wants humans to follow a certain religion, he's worse at articulating his message than Microsoft.

because I'm heterosexual

So will you if the lutherans are right breh.

>he thinks you actually fall all the rules all the time

That's not very shariah of you mate. The rules are there to badger the weaklings of society with. You can drink, whore and gamble just as much as you do now. Maybe more so. It will be more fun, because it will be forbidden. Secret, behind doors fun >>>> highly taxed fun

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because islam is dumb
trillion of islamic goat fuckers around, infinite oil money, and they cant even blow up israel
pathetic

i give it 2/10, barely any better than african niggers

>follow a certain religion
Religions are a human invention, not the will of God.

I don't know what aspect of reality led you to believe that some sort of creator deity was benign.

Setting things up so there's competing ideologies is very much in line with reality. None of them being true is also pretty in line with how things generally work.

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What would I gain from having to pray five times daily and following a lot of pointless rules?

Based Serbs

he was then shortly after executed by the ISLAMIC BVLLS, presumably because the chr*Stian god was too lazy to save him

I will also have to go to mecca at least once

I don't really like religion at all.

I get that attitude, I really do. But I'm one of those rare people who is actually honest and keeps his word. So if I'm gunna believe in a religion, I'm gunna follow its rules as best I can. And if I'm believing, I can't fool God, and there are no secrets from God.

So I just do my best to do good, and hope that if God is real, I'm forgiven for sucking the odd dick here and there coz I'm a nice guy.

I did say "if". I guess there could be a malevolent demiurge who created a clown world just to screw with people.

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islamic life seems awful to me, 0 nobel prizes, 0 quality of life outside of few tourist traps built by euros for other euros to come visit and a little bit of oil money

islam is unironically more retarded than the oh so modern and progressive world of faggots and hatecrimes you have atm, there is a reason half of shitslamists want to escape shitslamic countries

Why would god give a single flying fuck about what you do?
If he does exist he is all powerful. He has created everything, a universe that spans through the eternity. Do you think an entity with such power would be as petty to give such childish rules to anything as meaningless as us?
Religion is retarded.

>0 nobel prizes
This isnt true and MENA village life looks pretty comfy. Islam is just stupid cause its wrong

>Why would god give a single flying fuck about what you do?
The rules and books say God does care though.
>Religion is retarded.
Yeah pretty much.

There are some super intelligent people with strange hobbies around us already.

>mena village life looks pretty comfy
dont they rape goats and young boys, while living in disease breeding rags and tents over there?
secular arabs like saddam and syria are all wrecked, secular iran was cool too, but all secular arabic countries became war torn utter shitholes

I can understand the alcohol banning, but why pork?

Jews banned pork as well. Maybe, Moses ate undercooked pork and got brain worms which induced his burning bush hallucinations.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taenia_solium

my mom's village in Northern Jordan looks pretty comfy chicenchko
why are you such a seething serbian faggot?

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Pigs can be particularly dirty animals. They'll happily frolick in shit and eat anything you give them.

>aswell
jews were the first to ban

I like my foreskin thank you

Then why attribute it to anybody? If the result of a god and no god is identical, why go with the sillier one?

mysterious ways and all that eh, nice to have a get out of jail free card for any argument

looks larger than a village to me desu

So basically dogs

No, village life looks comfy. The goats and young boys shit isnt widespread outside of Afghanistan. I've never been but in college I went thru a Persian and Egyptian cinema phase and semi-fell in love with their culture.

I'm agnostic but I doubt there's any type of god. if there is one, and it is all powerful, it is evil though.

I was implying god is autistic.

basically any farm animal*

>thinkpad
obviously not a chad

Pork is very susceptible to spoil fast or harbor dangerous parasites when not adequately stored or prepared properly like in the environment of desert nomads. At one point all religious commandments made sense within their context before they were sacralized. Another example is the disdain for dogs that originated from feral dogs being dangerous pests.

>I've never been but in college I went thru a Persian and Egyptian cinema phase and semi-fell in love with their culture.

Such as? I've only seen A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night and it was great.

I'm seriously considering it.

Yeah but even less picky eaters than dogs. Also why Muhammad was anti-dog, he had OCD.

Nah God isn't, Muhammad definitely was though.

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jebać islam

podstawie

Bashu, The Little Stranger, Where Is the Friend's Home?, and Children of Heaven are my favorite persian films. Egyptian cinema is more varied and comedic but a guy named Ismail Yasin is great comedy performer.

Thanks user, I'll some of these out. /tv/ is my homeboard. You'd probably get a semi-successful thread there if you ever wanna discuss these or get more recs.

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Believing in God = being a pleb. Whoeve tell you otherwise is probably a pleb

>/tv/
>discussion
:DD

I went on /tv/ in college cause I was a film student so I used to shit post Kubrick and Tarkovsky stuff. I hate movies now and i'm in trade school to be a machinist

A significant improvement.

Shitposting >>> discussion

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I don't want to have part of my dick chopped off.

Why did you (You) me, ape?

read number 6

En el nombre del Padre, y del Hijo, y del Espíritu Santo. Amen.
Creo en Dios, Padre todopoderoso, creador del Cielo y de la Tierra. Creo en Jesucristo su único Hijo, Nuestro Señor, que fue concebido por obra y gracia del Espíritu Santo; nació de Santa María Virgen; padeció bajo el poder de Poncio Pilato; fue crucificado, muerto y sepultado; descendió a los infiernos; al tercer día resucitó de entre los muertos; subió a los cielos y está a la diestra de Dios Padre; desde allí ha de venir a juzgar a los vivos y a los muertos. Creo en el Espíritu Santo, en la Santa Iglesia Católica, la comumión de los Santos en el perdon de los pecados la resurrección de los muertos y la vida eterna. Amen.

I'm not Muslim, I'm 100% native Swiss.

*not muslim yet

Because all religion is nonsensical. There is no such thing as God, nor does the universe adhere to the same moralistic principles that we abide by. Religion is nothing but a tool to keep the superstitious in line, allowing weak-individuals to make some sense of their place in the world so they can cope.

Only by severing such superstitious beliefs can we ever truly progress and be free

*tips fedora*

Not surprisingly it's a Canadian

i would but im s homosexual

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I like my foreskin intact
Plus I'm already part of best Christianity

youtube.com/watch?v=SRbbyhsBE3I

I don't wanna become a suicide bombing pedophile.

(Nor a target for your shooting practice.)

Islam is based and red-pilled

triple digit iq

Will convert to Islam if you give me a MENA qt with socks that reveal her ankles and sneakers.