Americans that use UK slang

>tfw English accent
>tfw circumcised
I'm coming for your women and you can't stop me

>uni is slang

What

That's so scuffed mate xd

You don't understand the word spastic.

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yikes, are English women that bad that you want our disgusting el creaturas

nice projection

I don't do that, but I go by the SI measurements by default. I convert to imperial units during everyday conversations with other Americans, though. Do you want me to kill myself, too?

yes

cringe ouiboo

I don't care about any French-speaking country. I liked foie gras, though.

Americans say college. Uni is an Australian or British word

Are you really sure? The average American woman weighs 11 kilos more than me and I’m not exactly malnourished myself.

youtu.be/YnGPgCVJUsI

ugly cunt aye

College and Uni are two different things though.

We say university not uni.

>Americans that use the anglo language

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what are they supposed to use? american (aka simplified)?

>WUUUUURLSTAAAAAAAAR
>ayo wassup ma pee pul
>babiti boop ba bip boop
>[insert uncatalogued nigger noises here]

hyeeeeey myhaaaan thats urrrrm like uh offen-sieve. The Yew Essss AAAy is like the most deviRRse cahntry in the woRRld you caaan naht even compreheynd

>american friend has started saying "slag"
it sounds about as natural as you'd expect

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Instead of imaginatively?

What's your problem, lad? Did some pop your car's tyres or something?

>someone outside of California saying "dude"
just stop

>pic
Is he incorrect? Do you blame him for facing ignorance?