/brit/

toil in 6h

your mother sucks dwarf cock

When I was born, the devil said "oh shit! Competition.."

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what use is half a wing
never got that one

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Hernan Drago, lads

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Live feed of women resisting Overlord Lachlan's declaration that all women are to be arrested.

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Moving to Australia to get a perfect Aussie bf that looks like this

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One near me commutes on an electric motor skateboard

waiting for the french to make his blog post

might invite homealone to my brothers wedding later in the year

second Indian itt

Ladies and gentlemen, the first Indian () in space.

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classic stitch up
really brought the lads together

movies are so cringe

bit weird for you to invite rather than the groom, no?

if we camed from monkeys then whycome there still be monkeys?

dont understand fabry-perot interferometers lads

phase shift is doing my nut

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just sitting there in the sun lads thinking about the cute yank girl i was just with
really big fan of girls don’t believe everything you read on here

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mental

I stacked it down a hill too, got a good bit of gravel in the arm for it.
Don't forget braking too hard and flattening part of the rear wheel

>do my yearly visit to /b/
>full of BLACKED cuckold spam
damn what the fuck happened

kek this is me

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Darwin was a hack he didn't even understand bees

useful adaptation for scaling high inclines

fuck off

books are a bit cringe
sitting down and reading someone else's thoughts, feels a bit like you're submitting to them

haha yes YES

he does what I say

yeah

baffling how we just got the first ever look of the existence of a black hole and the media is more concerned about some roasty that happened to be on the team. christ almighty we're fucking doomed.

dumb crossposter

i was expecting something better

...

it's the march of progress image that has caused this fuck up in people's heads.

the weak should fear the strong

i like music and travelling and game of thrones

always surprised at the borderline noncy jailbait pics and threads they post

imagine if u saw somebody one on of those big scooters with like the bike wheels the ones that u can take off road and that

has it happened, have the gamers finally risen up

Nick the feature film

blog on

thought about mentioning how my gay nonce uncle gave me aids and my father died in the war but decided against it sorry to disappoint

that's why i go on Jow Forums and utterly subjugate people by making them read my posts

we didn't come from monkeys, we share a common ancestor with monkeys

three short hours lads xxx

fuck off knowitall

>Number of wars each European country has been involved in since WW2

thought we'd only been in like a couple like falklands + iraq/afghanistan and that

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>botty sex, small tits and massive periods

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well you just went and mentioned it now so what the fuck

That Modi web series should've been available for free to everyone had Modi wanted his entertainment media election campaign to be successful

pretty good is fleabag, but i reckon you need to be a white woman to really "get" it

me dad always said his uncle was an orangutan

why would you actually watch that shite you gimps

it’s all those small “wars” to keep our dictators in place in africa

why does the pope keep sucking on nigger's toes?

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To inspire us to go back to the pure ways of our ancestors

4 for me but extended freedom is coming ever closer.

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it's pretty funny incel

blog on utter freak

merely the machinations of global capitalism user
nothing to see here

no it isn't you maggot

Tell my wife I'm an orangutan

to piss off horrid rorkes like you

good deal on Game Pass lads

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This is why I'm considering leaving Catholicism for Judaism.

>le break 4th wall quirky middle class slag

you ain't even watched it you bellend

*follows the yank menace like the good lapdog we are*

wow this netflix show about neurotic quirky people is really good

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woof woof hahahahah

same reason niggers are still about

we’ve no gumption left to go back to the moon let alone mars
Think how the media would respond if some woman died in the attempt? They’d utterly stop all space exploration

brown hands

don't need to watch it

you can make anything sound dumb if you're reductive about it

have become convinced that humans only enjoy going out for walks because they subconsciously want to be stabbed, or rather they want to be in a situation where they have the potentiality of being stabbed

i would like to talk to you at length about this some time

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If someone exercises me but I have no evil influence will that cause any side effects?

what war has Ireland been in?

Performative humility. I saw he wouldn't even let people kiss his ring previously. Plus he doesn't wear red shoes, although that's not just him who started ignoring that practice.

>reading other people's posts
hello cuckold

probably counting the congo crisis
shame on you for how you treated them

it's not reductive it's just what it is it's fucking dogshit

dumb crossposter

>Indian law says there should be a polling place within 2 km (1.25) of each citizen, so authorities have to set up a polling station in a lion infested forest for ONE MAN

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8009522.stm

saying a little prayer for lachlan

Maybe. But I think anyone who is a completely fuck-up in life can relate.

I quite enjoyed it tbf. As far as BBC comedy goes it's one of the better ones of recent times. It's pretty dark and Fleabag is a good character. What do you not like?

Waiting for /brit/: the movie

>tfw you will never emasculate this family unit by dating and fucking their son

Just imagine it. Imagine holding that pathetic, failed male down in his childhood bed while you tear his lily-white ass to pieces. Imagine the look of shame and disgust on that red-faced cuck as you great him the morning after turning his 'daughter' into a moaning, quivering mess. Imagine it. Imagine him lowering his gaze, his eyes darting left and right as his wife happily pours you cereal and asks if you slept well. She knows you didn't. The whole house knows you didn't. But she's happy to entertain the notion because it completes the happy illusion she's nagged her husband so hard to achieve.

Imagine his feelings of guilt and failure as you cuddle with and kiss his 'daughter' during family movie time. I might even flirt with his whale of a wife. Just to really rub it in. Complete genealogical domination.

God just the thought of it makes me rock hard.

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