Help an user out?

Got really fucked up last night and have to wage cuck in less than 2 hours. Is there a way to make myself recover faster?

Please help

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Drink coffee, get some pills for hangover (we have Caffetin® here) and after a hour or two unironicly get a white monster to get your though the day.

That's what I do atleast, I do it atleast 2-3 times a month.

cold shower as long as possible

I only have a can of redbull caffine wise.
Will do

Who's the cutie girl on the top pic?

Can of coke works for me too. Sugar.

I dont know I just saved this image because its funny.
Okay will try some after this can of redbull gonna eat soon as well.

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>girl

dont pound the caffeine birdbrain, sip it throughout the day - you're just going to crash soon after the high is gone

Pour a 5 hour energy shot into a bottle of Gatorade.

Fuck , well I can have a coffe when I crash I guess.
Im a euro so that dosent exist here

Tripe soup with vinegar and garlic (lots of it)
Beer, unironically
Ayran
Coconut water

20 minutes till I need to set off
AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Ayran

I never manage to not totally feel like shit when I had a rough night or even slept for less then 6 hours. I feel so zombie that I need to call in sick usually so I can't afford to ruin my night. Does anyone else have this or will it go away with practice?

monster is shit buy rockstar™

what happened to those shots were they banned here or something?

b12

accumulate more wealth and develop abundance mentality to where you can just call in sick on a whim and not worry about consequences

thats what i do and it always seems to work out in my favor, and if it ever doesn't work out i actually dont care because i have ~3 years worth of expenses saved up

i dunno man, try to free yourself from the bonds of society and literally do what you want when you want

kratom. take 12 capsules on an empty stomach, one hour later after the effects kick in eat some food. and a couple small tokes of weed

Water, OJ, Red Bull, Muscle Milk

Hangovers are normal and will only get worse as your liver deteriorates. Learn the power of turmeric and other anti-inflammatories.