Why are the French so bad at war?
Because they love Toulouse.
Why are the French so bad at war?
>German """humor"""
BOOOOOOOOOO
Good one 2bh
>not even a chuckle
you are wasting your time and our time Dummkopf
Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the frontline
What happens when you give a coin to a Greek?
He throws it in a wishing well and wishes he had money.
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
just
What's the difference between a Besarabian Bulgarian and a Macedonian?
The first one tells you in Russian how he's a Bulgarian. The second one tries to convince you in pure Bulgarian how he's not.
What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley? A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
Why are there no pharmacies in Ethiopia?
They all went bankrupt after telling people not to take any medicine on an empty stomach.
HONK HONK
This is some good shit. Never laughed this hard in my life.
I need to go buy some booze now but pls don't stop posting.
I have 0.08 Mbits, so everything takes a little longer.
If an Italian neighborhood is called Little Italy and a Chinese one is called Chinatown, then what do you call a Muslim neighborhood.
A no-go zone
boooooooo
based.
A woman walks her dog along a canal, when suddenly the dog falls into the water. A man comes and jumps in to save the animal. After getting out again, he hands her the dog and tells her with a thick German accent: Nau it's importänt to keep him drei and warm. The woman asks: "Are you vet?". The German replies "Vet? I'm fucking soaking!".
What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Turkish tank?
You can only fit one dirtbag in a vacuum cleaner.