Why are the French so bad at war?

Why are the French so bad at war?
Because they love Toulouse.

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>German """humor"""

BOOOOOOOOOO

Good one 2bh

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>not even a chuckle

you are wasting your time and our time Dummkopf

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the frontline

What happens when you give a coin to a Greek?

He throws it in a wishing well and wishes he had money.

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HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

just

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What's the difference between a Besarabian Bulgarian and a Macedonian?

The first one tells you in Russian how he's a Bulgarian. The second one tries to convince you in pure Bulgarian how he's not.

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What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley? A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

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Why are there no pharmacies in Ethiopia?

They all went bankrupt after telling people not to take any medicine on an empty stomach.

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HONK HONK

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This is some good shit. Never laughed this hard in my life.
I need to go buy some booze now but pls don't stop posting.

I have 0.08 Mbits, so everything takes a little longer.

If an Italian neighborhood is called Little Italy and a Chinese one is called Chinatown, then what do you call a Muslim neighborhood.

A no-go zone

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boooooooo
based.

A woman walks her dog along a canal, when suddenly the dog falls into the water. A man comes and jumps in to save the animal. After getting out again, he hands her the dog and tells her with a thick German accent: Nau it's importänt to keep him drei and warm. The woman asks: "Are you vet?". The German replies "Vet? I'm fucking soaking!".

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Turkish tank?

You can only fit one dirtbag in a vacuum cleaner.

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