Friends of Croatia in, haters out!

Slovenes have this thing called a unique language, which is a concept utterly unknown to Croatoids.

am I fren

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>implying i would be able to tell the difference

Alright then, from the physical perspective, Serbs and Croats have black hair, brown eyes and swarthy skin while Slovenes have brown hair, light eyes and pale skin.

lol

maybe you have a slightly higher percentage of lighter features but don't like your meme nations have distinct differences
i've been to croatia twice and i didn't see many dark swarthy people

you also tend to have beak noses, thick lips and square heads while we have more continental features.

It is typical of western european racists to believe that there are no distinctions between eastern european nations. But consider this, when saying 'well done' in Serbocroatian, the literal meaning of the expression that is most commonly used in such a circumstance is 'you have behaved according to shariah law' (alal ti vera) whereas in Slovene the meaning of that same phrase is 'well done' (dobro opravljeno).

You are fucked in the head, that's all.

Wtf are you talking about?

not racist but all slavic languages sound the same to my anglo brain
simple as

>alal ti vera

wtf is this even?

It is dobro napravljeno (literally), bravo or svaka čast here.

Not sure if you are really that dumb or just pretending.

you used the term meme nations which does apply to Serbia and Croatia insofar as they are ethnically and linguistically exactly the same (which they are), but not also to Slovenia, which is different. They call Jesus Isus, we call him Jezus, they burn a log on christmas eve and we don't, they call Easter uskrs and we call it velika noč, their music is based on Ottoman/Byzantines patterns, Turkish mandolins and the MENA upright fiddle, ours is Austrian/Slovenian on the accordion and clarinet, and the cuisine follows a similar pattern though our culture has of late absorbed a lot of theirs because like all MENA nations they like to migrate abroad in great numbers...there's quite a great difference between these meme nations.

Look at this guy

>never existed as a nation until 1991
>not a meme nation
oh my days i am screaming

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...

A NAAAAATION ONCE AGAIN
A NAAAAATION ONCE AGAIN
AND SLOVENIA, LONG A PROVINCE, BE A NATION ONCE AGAIN!

forgot a pic of literally the first Slavic state ever attested

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>828
>the slovene language didn't exist until the 16th century
OH NO NO NOOOOOOOO

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>language equals ethnicity
okay kajkavko, but chakavian still exists, and i'm not talking about the sthokavian hybrid dialect

>The manuscripts were found bound into a Latin codex (manuscript book). Four parchment leaves and a further quarter of a page have been preserved. They consist of three texts in the oldest Slovene dialect.
>The Freising Manuscripts were created between 972 and 1039, most likely before 1000.

you and your Gôspa just got pwned by cold, hard atheist fact, Rajko

All former Yugoslavian territory is Serbia, this is an undeniable fact, Croats and Bosniaks are Serbs with different religions

>dialect
that's the key word here
it's a dialect not a unique language

Slovenian has like 7 dialect groups subdivided into 250 dialects. It has been called its own independent branch of the Slavic languages before.

i can drive 12 miles between solihull and dudley and hear a bigger difference of accent and dialect than your entire 250 memes lmao

>Croatia thread
>50% chance for butthurt Kajkavians or Sthokavians
like poetry, feels good being north littoral Chakavian

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That's actually a lie because British English is either southern, northern or western (now extinct afaik) and it all sounds the same within those three categories. For instance Geordies sound exactly like people from Glasgow if you ask me.

>British English is either southern, northern or western
bizarre statement
>For instance Geordies sound exactly like people from Glasgow if you ask me.
hahhahahahaha they really don't in the slightest but seeing as all slavs sound the same to me, i'll let you off
now do you see where i was coming from?

>tfw ugliest accent

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>I'm putting together a team

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god sl*venes are pathetic

he's a croatian in denial, just like 50% of sl*venes

my grandparents are actually native fiumano speakers

People from Rijeka are fags

i am in...

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funny since most people here are now herzeshits

hi montenegro, i really like your flag :)

I've met a couple of foreign students from Rijeka and they were suprisingly not christcuck gods hates fags types at all. Maybe you just hate Rijeka because it's not as balkanoid as the rest of Croratia.

croatia is the most aesthetically shaped country in the world
phwoaaaaaar just look at that coastline, you can almost taste the bosnian tears from this image alone

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thanks frne

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Never heard of this.I thought Rijeka is infested with Bosniaks, Albanians and Serbs. Such diversity. You don’t know who is worse

Fags like fags.

>I've met a couple of foreign students from Rijeka and they were suprisingly not christcuck gods hates fags types at all
yes you've met a couple..
why are sl*venes so dumb?

why

Rijeka is liberal-leftist shithole

because of SDP?
They are popular in big cities, especially industrial ones but they're loosing popularity fast. I don't think it's much different from zg honestly.

Hello Slavic Italy :) how was your day?

Are there any Croatians on Jow Forums that live on the isle of Pag?

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I don't think I've found any cro-islanders on Jow Forums

there was this one faggot from vis i think that lived in zg

so many islands but no island posters? what is the percentage of croatians that live on the mainland?
maybe the islanders are just normies having fun in their little paradise so are less likely to end up on Jow Forums

i think that like 5% of croatia lives on islands and the vast majority of them are uninhabited or populated only by old people
also the people that live on islands are pretty much all chads so they don't waste their time online
don't go to zrce, shitty as fuck

only old grandmas live on islands

aside from Krk, Cres/Lošinj, islands are only alive during summertime

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I met lots of younger Croatians in Novalja, Pag but they hold loads of festivals there with loads of tourists year round so I guess loads of other Croatians go there to take advantage and scam the western tourists lmao

>saying 'loads of' 3 times in a row
i hate myself

you'll get run over by the bus of peace
Allah wills it

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who do croats get away with with killing half a million serbs but everyone gets mad when serbs kills few thousand muslims and croats?

Does it count if we used to own you?

Today in the news there was a report that patients are systematically denied anesthesia in hospitals in Croatia because old doctors think people are just weak if they can't handle the pain from a bit of surgery.

Best is to just switch the channel when they report something from the balkan, because it always ends up being something horrible that makes you think "can something like this really happen in Europe?".

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>patients are systematically denied anesthesia in hospitals in Croatia
possible because we're poor but I still doubt it's systematic
>because old doctors think people are just weak if they can't handle the pain from a bit of surgery
either this is a fresh isolated case in today's news that I haven't heard of or fake news all together

Where did you get that information?

is it false?

Yes

I meant during WW2

How do Croats deal with this? When I went to Hvar I thought it was going to a quiet sleepy island and not literally Daytona Beach during Spring Break

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Such things never happened

Hvar and Pag are party islands

Hehehehehehe

On a large scale

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croatia now is like ibiza back in the 90s
in 20 years when croatia is renowned as the number 1 party spot in the world, i'll be there as a boomer saying "yeah i was there on zrce beach back in 2017 in the heyday"

I was in croatia this morning, I've got 7 kunas left in my pocket, hvala my brates.

also why is Istria so based?
it's very first world compared to Z*greb even though I quite liked the city.

People from Istria are also fags

you have no idea what the word fag even means, Istria is redneck and catholic but also based.

t. live in Milan therefore fag expert

vukovar je ok zapadnije od toga ne idem. rasklopite krsko i bacite bombu na dalmaciju i ta govna, al prvo kad se vasi "srbi" krajisnici tamo vrate. hvala.

Ne

have around 20 kuna in my bedroom right know in various different coins
i always end up with left over change when i visit a country but it's nice to keep as a souvenir

start a collection, I always give my spare coins to my autismal father who has a huge money collection.

horvaatia

our media is literally seething over your supposed spying over us, have to listen to it for the past week

>start a collection
i guess i already have without meaning to
i currently have small amounts of US dollars, Euros, Croatian Kuna, Hungarian Forint and Czech Koruna in the shoebox under my bed

meanwhile literally all our media these four days...

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Croatia China friends

based, I think it's a good investment for the future aka when you become old and boring, I see my father having a lot of fun echanging zimbabwean currency with his boomer associates so there must be something to it.

also i work in the financial team at the head office of a retail shop and we received a 100 Venezuelan note back from the bank that some completely retarded retail assistant had accepted in the store lmao