You wake up in 814 AD

You wake up in 814 AD

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HAHA TIME FOR LOOTING

TIME TO RAID THE VIKINGS BOYS

愚蠢的缝隙

wtf are white bulgarians?

I kill the Swedes and correct the mistakes of history

oof owie my stummy hurt

What mistakes?

Something that doesn't exist today anymore

Volga Tatars

wonder the desert

>814
>Tang dynasty is weakening with some rebellion but still need almost a century before it'l actually die off
Meh not interesting. Probably visit Sichuan and Northern China to learn their extincted culture

ooga boga

I thought curonians didn't start raiding them before christianity spread through Scandinavia?

nah, when the viking began raiding the curonians, they did counter raids

praise temujin

ITT illiterate barbarians who need to learn about the Prophet (peace be upon him)

Franks will die

Live in glorious part of turkic history.

the prophet was illiterate as was every muslim elite or not except for the imams.

no one in muslim at the time made any money by reading.

continue to shitpost at my local tavern

the only ones who made money by reading were the muslim priests.

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I would become the new emir of Cordova. Once I had obtained power, I would use my modern knowledge to conquer the entirety of Europe and create the Great European caliphate, a caliphate that would last 1000 years.

*moves to the islamic side of iberia to live with civilized people instead of inbred chr*stians*

*moves to the islamic side of iberia to live with civilized people instead of inbred chr*stians*
describe the supposed civilization you will encounter as opposed to the christian side, the only development you will find is what was from when it was ruled by its native population which happened to be christian at the time.

What's stopping me from going on an indiscriminate raping spree? People did that back then right
Or maybe I have to join an army and sack a city first

seething

>What's stopping me from going on an indiscriminate raping spree?
probably the 10+ population households of every woman?

Morocco - Adult (15+) literacy rate. In 2015, adult literacy rate for Morocco was 71.7 %. Adult literacy rate of Morocco increased from 41.6 % in 1994 to 71.7 % in 2015 growing at an average annual rate of 9.88 %.

you're learning to write!

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Also you would have to be on foot.

*wakes up in water and drowns immediately*

c o p e

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>Wake up
>Millions of natives start dying
>Natives left are immune to many deceases
>Spanish land and get infected by the diseases i left behind
>Euro's cant touch the Americas till they invent ways to combat the new germs
>Americas population bounces back and reverse colonizes Europe, unleashing a new black plague
>Amerindians are the new owners of the world
Based

the greek and phoenician colonies were of non note the same as the gibraltan colony.

1982 Moroccan literacy rate 30.3%

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAa

LESS TALKING
MORE RAIDING

Now I'm not Saxon or anything but fuck catholicism am I right?

I am Chazar now. Don't know anything about them. Jews

come at me

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ANGLOS
PREPARE
YOUR
ANUS

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

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fucking franks and fucking avars, we wuz carantanians n shiet

Oh no... are scandinavian bulls coming down from the north now and pillage my fertile, innocent soil?

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stfu snowNIGGER

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Fucking khazars are chopping their dicks now wtf. Its time to leave

Europeans really are retards when it comes to steppe people

Make me.

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I'm black so I assume i'm in a jungle

P-pathetic

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Now look at the literacy rates for people between 15 and 24. Those initial numbers are brought down by the illiterate old hags.

fun times ahead

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hello my fellow franks.