/brit/

Unironically good album

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love netflix and game of thrones and prosecco

just did the same

genuinely don't care about anything you pathetic rodents have to say, no idea why i come here but im here to stay

GOD
...
DAMNIT

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based and satanpilled

blog on

does anyone want to play a game of chess
lichess.org/ex3yckrF

every post with a name on is a blog you copelord

NOW I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME

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Yeah, though we could've spent our lives on heroin and gay prostitution.

I cannot think of a single female musician who is not a pop singer. Are there any famous female guitarists or drummers? Women don't go into music to play music, they go into music to sing and dance and be the centre of attention

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'member when oxford bender posted that shitty short story and then read it out on vocaroo in a SPASTIC GAY LONDON wANKER VOICE THAT TOTALLY WASN'T HIS REAL VOICE

easily the best moment of any film made this decade desu

why do you think I only have a name on today you fucking retard. engage your brain for a second.

About to meet a large group of lads, including 'the lads' and some people I don't know, they're all shit-faced and I am sober. :((

besides heroin wouldn't be that bad at all

yeah there's loads actually

>heroin and gay prostitution.
the slav mind

hello literal roastoid

>not pre drinking 24/7 just in case
mug

bet you don't even have a hipflask

Just wanna smash my room like Orson Welles in Citizen Kane.

my mate's gf is a drummer for a post-punk indie funk sca band

porco dio

Pretty sure that was from the Mission Impossible 2 soundtrack

zitto animale

tempted to reinstall tinder and that lads I know I shouldn't but I'm just lonelyyy

>Just wanna smash my room like Orson Welles in Citizen Kane.

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She's not famous though

dio cano

Going out on the lash tonight

u mad?

Do you prefer cocaine and pedophilia?

yeah, it's on that album too

if she keeps at it she might be

I want to make love to an English rose from behind

What books you lot reading then?

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thinking about things again

pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo bitch ass nigga

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Do normies not get bored of working all week and then going to the same shit pub/ club on the weekend? Watching the same shows. Football. It's just constant numbing bollocks.

even the dogs by jon mcgregor

faccia di culo

bible mate

you're mum by my dick

You can't deny there is certain charm in this mongolian goat trading website

where does one go to NOT apparently waste their lives?

>hurr you have to go here and (several steps later) you're a total CHAD!1

No better feeling on God's green Earth than railing an enthusiastic slag

have kellogs corn flakes in my eyes again

Nowhere. Everything is just a distraction until you die. In 100 years none of us will be remembered.

Everybody is bored, normies included. You're not unique in your bitter cynicism towards modern life, everybody is aware of the futility and cyclical boredom of it all. Normies at work do nothing but complain about it. We're all in it together

jesus christ that was deleted quickly

We live out our lives in a human zoo

Christ that pasta takes me back

ooo aa aa a a kellogs cornflakes!

i'll be remembered as a top shagger

Corns flakes were made to stop boys masturbating, or something

>post shave itch

Reeeee fuck off, the gyaldem will see it

Can't get into anything at the minute. I've started about 20 books this year and have only finished a couple

im in the phase about to sleep but I keep thinking about cute girls to have sex with.
Any ideas how to resist masturbating

the janny is SO based!

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Go with the grain mugoid

> I've started about 20 books this year
lad this is an awful habit. we all do it but you gota work on your concentration

so bored might do a tinder so lonely so alone

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is that jon richardson, hes looking good these days

kelloggs corns flakes

What's wrong with wanking? It's porn that is the problem. Just want to the thoughts and you'll be sound as a pound

blog on

What do you do home alone every friday night?

same
but it never works out for me so I know better
if I lowered my standards and went after some fat dresser yeah I could fuck her but I don't want that

Just go out in the town and bring a lass back! That's what I do

You've got to be more systematic with your reading, this is a really bad habit to break.

watch tv/films
play games
read books
same shit I do all day everyday more or less

im like a mix of 190 and homealone

nigga stole my bike

reading is a massive brainlet cope
>I READ!! I AM INTELLIGENT!!!
nah mate

this is good but doesn't solve death grip
you gotta be creative in the ways you wank
switch grips, left hand, right hand, sit, stand, lay down, etc
and avoid lube at all costs. lubing up your dick when you wank will make it literally impossible for you to cum inside a real vagina

you're in the pub, what do you lads get to drink?

me: warm pint of stella

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Proper little top shagger me!

so bored might do an order so lonely so alone

depends what you read

not a single person in this thread has said you're more intelligent if you read lad

Get your mum's fanny juice (a pint of it cause she's so wet)

Started a decrease in wanking program, but since the beginning every girl in public gives me a boner.
before I sleep, I think of scenarios of me with cute girls and can't sleep cause my dick erects

Toon Toon Black White Army!!!!! Get in Laaaaaaaaaaads

finland
turku to be specific

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based

readers on the ropes

You're right, but I think it's more a case of me not enjoying the story once I get started than it is me not being able to concentrate. Just need to find something captivating but can't seem to.

Might just read the Death of Ivan Ilyich again. It's my favourite book and I try to read it once a year

no but in previous threads they do

where is this place?

i read /brit/ posts

vodka shots, mate. shots shots shots