Phoneposting

I got some ingrown lip hair and I asked my mother to grab me something from the pharmacy and she said I probably had herpes. She really is completely clueless.

I don't laugh ever when browsing

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Lmao has someone seen you on this that many times?

>think and/or hear about farting/sharting irl
>start uncontrollably laughing

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> who's the lucky girl?
G-girl?

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>are you still chatting with your foreign friends every day?
i don't even live with them and they still took notice

i forgot what thread i was in yesterday but i giggled during the whole train ride home and i felt people staring

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At this poit my family accepted I talk to myself or something.

Last week I went to grab a beer with my friends and dressed well for the occasion because I wanted to look cool.
When I went out of the house my mom asked me "who's the luck girl?" and K simply told her was going to get a beer with my bros then she said "sure your "bros", treat her well".
I'm pretty sure at this point she's the one in full damage control, I literally don't give a shit if I'm a kissless virgin except maybe the occasional weekly loneliness episodes.

My mother still thinks one day I'll meet a girl and she'll fall in love with me

Stupid bitch can't come to terms with the fact she raised a non-chad so she deludes herself

Here comes the obligatory comment in which I want to inform you, sir, that all faggots deserve death.

I've never been interested in sex nor have I expressed any interest in it. I don't understand what sort of mental process would make her think I'm some sort of he-slut.

the story of my no gf-ness
>parents think i went through a bad breakup
>in truth, i was just a creep/stalker in school
>came to realise how i'm the bad guy, have a break down
>avoided women ever since
i'm just scared i'll put em on a pedestal and eventually fuck myself over

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>i'm just scared i'll put em on a pedestal and eventually fuck myself over
you will, but you should try anyway, getting a woman is just a numbers game, the more you shoot the higher chance youll hit something eventually

failure is the best of teachers, aye?
i'm gonna do it then, gonna go out and get me a gf

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wear a dress and you can be my gf
you will be a sissyboi in private though

fuck off, bender
i want to start my own family, not be your sex slave

>bender
very rude, maybe you'll have to wear a pink collar in public too, boi

sod off, wanker

Too real

Same lol

Why yes, the 13 year old prostitute is about to visit me, is that a problem? Also mom, borrow $500?

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