Centre of European Art and Culture stretching back for centuries

>centre of European Art and Culture stretching back for centuries
>champions of Freedom(Voltaire, the Rights of Man, Liberty Equality Fraternity, Modern Republicanism, stood up to German Imperialism even if it cost them everything, etc...)
>the original drapeau tricolore, half of Europe's flags are just localised versions of the French flag because it is synonymous with Freedom and Republicanism
>responsible for much of the Modern World's science, technology and math
>some of the most beautiful cities in the world
>most influential literature in Europe
>God-tier foods, can't even imagine life without croissants and baguettes t.b.h.
>the girls are qt as hell
>beautiful and romantic language
j'aime la France!

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France was just as imperialist as Germany or Britain sweaty, being a republic doesn't exclude them

>half of Europe's flags are just localised versions of the French flag because it is synonymous with Freedom and Republicanism
I'm pretty certain it's because Continentals are copy-paste NPCs.

>tricolors

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>honhonho-

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just ordered Jean Christophe. have any of you read it? l'm just afraid of its massive volumes...

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I wish he won

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>imagine getting defeated by simple sabotage and WINTER
LEL

Tricolors or tribands are shit. Vertically or horizontally. Do better Europe.

>fucking continentals reee!
lmao just be quiet already europoor, you're literally france lite

>worshipping Fr*nce of all things

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>russian thinks russia was responsible for defeating napoleon
>not napoleon making his own mistake, defeating himself

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Where did I say that? Do you have trouble reading simple sentences?

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I said he was defeated by winter and simple sabotage. You have to be a brainlet to make such mistakes (spearheading Russia and stretching your supply lines)

>You have to be a brainlet
apparently europe struggled for 10 years to beat that "brainlet"
you do know why he invaded russia dont you?

Also Alizee is CUTE!

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France is just Italy for faggots

>terrible sense of fashion, it's all OTT slutty shit
You can say she's attractive user, but she's certainly not cute

If you take War and Peace for a good analysis on war, you're mistaken, Petrouchka.

>champions of Freedom(Voltaire, the Rights of Man, Liberty Equality Fraternity, Modern Republicanism, stood up to German Imperialism even if it cost them everything, etc...)
>the original drapeau tricolore, half of Europe's flags are just localised versions of the French flag because it is synonymous with Freedom and Republicanism

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Yeah, the real reason behind invading Russia is just manlet chimpout

>Brits

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>manlet
retard

>Unity makes strength
>Strength is in unity
>United is stronger
Umm guys, its 2019

Regarde le Luxembourg !

>5foot7
OHNONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHA

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that was average back then

youtube.com/watch?v=oHiU-u2ddJ4
do you love Chopin?

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>Peter the Great, a hundred years before that
>6.8
Manletpoleon
>5.7
OHNONOONONONON

>he thinks an outlier is the rule
soon we will speak the same language my asian brother

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Alexander I: 179cm
Kid on the left: ???cm

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>mais oui j'ai joué la Polonaise militaire (pas héroique) au concert dernier! tu le connais comment?
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CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>Alexander makes joke about Napoleon's height
>Napoleon invades Russia because of that and loses to his own manlet rage

>nobles who are well fed are taller than the rest
HUH?

when will they learn

and i thought german humour was shit

why is height so valued i don't understand

they don't realise that being shorter is better when you're a soldier
what else would you expect from neets

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>t.1\48 frenchie
lmao

I don't really understand it either. Maybe way back in our ancestral past it served some purpose but it's useless as far as I can imagine today. It may even be a net negative when you think about caloric intake and medical problems and such.

i'm 6'4 and theres plenty of disadvantages, for example, you're a bigger target
putin may know that

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>manlet cope

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>centre of European Art and Culture

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>Napoleon was routinely bullied by his peers for his accent, birthplace, short stature, mannerisms and inability to speak French quickly.[30] Bonaparte became reserved and melancholy applying himself to reading

whats your point? that he was short in that sentence?
kids usually are short, in case you haven't noticed

>the peasant can go to foreign place to learn foreign language
>kids usually are short
Cope

his father spent all the money he had sending him to france and napoleon frequently wrote letters to his father asking him for some more money because he was tired of having no money

>that was average back then
>his father spent all the money he had sending him to france and napoleon frequently wrote letters to his father asking him for some more money because he was tired of having no money

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do you just go around greentexting peoples posts?
try to find some pictures of regular people, not princes

...have any of you read Jean Christophe?

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do you know what the song in this trailer called?
youtube.com/watch?v=GVkCGKCpDtc
I can't find it on youtube but I really like the song...

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voila
youtu.be/-C0FskYwGIY

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thank you so much!

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