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>friendzoned again

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What's fun?

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sama

I am very sad and depressed. My life is fucked. :(

take a look inside my pants

Poo in the loo, faggot

thats not fun, thats funny

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India is more relevant than we'll ever be.

Are we having fun yet?

yes

>no (You)
lets do it
lets be /brit/

Congrats

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Alright stay still user, I'm gonna take a peak.

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>TNI/POLRI are forbidden from casting votes in pemilu

Huh

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Could be worse user you could have been born Indian.

What the fuck? :(

Hmm...

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What caste?

>indian failing in uni
kek
fuck off, i hate you

wtf why dekete shes cute

GET IN HERE FRENS
youtu.be/uLq3TzZVtcM

i cant understand a word my wife is saying

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She's telling us that Marhaenism is the only true ideology, others are mere heretical spawn of bourgeoisie pigs.

Wait, did he actually register as a candidate under the name "Tok Mat"? Not as Datuk Seri Mohamad bin Hasan?

+a6al0gs

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wiki says its anti-capitalist i though she said capitalism is good...
anyways idc she told me she doesnt even like all that stuff

Doesnt medfag use Indo when someone said english is hard a few threads back? I think medfag alternating between Indo and English

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ohnono pakatanbros

She's yearning for the day of proletariat uprising in which millions of filthy working class will gangbang her stinking capitalistic pussy.

You can put whatever nickname you want. Some ditch the title, some put Cikgu, Ustaz or Dr, depending on what you think people in the area most familiar with

kek she should try working as rice farmer with 1/4 acre of land
fucking talking labia

>Sadpanda won't load without proxy
Huh, i wonder if something happen with my DNS script

Medfag please help me curing my sister candy addiction at least give a suggestion please

makan mie dulu ya gaes

BN menang besar di Kampung Sega

6.35pm: BN mengekalkan penguasaan di kubu kuatnya, Kampung Sega, dengan majoriti besar - 87.41 peratus undi.

PH pula hanya menerima 11.66 peratus undi.

Pada PRU lalu, BN memang di pusat daerah mengundi (PDM) itu dengan 68.98 peratus untuk Parlimen Rembau. PH pula 24.06 peratus.

Ini bermakna BN mencatatkan peningkatan di PDM itu hampir 20 peratus.

give her milk instead
thick, sweet milk~~~

if she's compliant you can put her on a no-sugar and no processed food diet
just whole foods basically

Peratusan keluar mengundi = 74%
Jumlah pengundi berdaftar = 29,926
Anggaran pengundi yang keluar mengundi hari ini = 22145

Jumlah undi yang telah dikira (setakat 7:05 malam) = 12837
Jumlah undi yang belum dikira = 9308

Tok Mat (BN) = 8290
Streram (PH) = 4430

Majoriti = 3860

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Why does Pakatan keep running pajeets as their candidates

Maaf, jumlah pengundi berdaftar adalah 20,926 dan bukannya 29,926

Tok Mat dah pun menang

>Jow Forumsdogelore
best subreddit

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Su I love you....

Give her Cyanide.
No sister. No problem.

Bìßayans Illùcanus

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Chinks already 99% behind PH. Not more than 25% Malays are going to vote for PH. Put Indian candidates where Indians made up 27% to entice them+ 15% Chinks = 42%, + 25% Malays (from 54%), then you get 42% + 13.5% = 55.5% and you win the election

HOWEVER *cue curbs your enthusiasm theme song*

>BN rampas PDM majoriti India

7.03pm: BN merampas pusat daerah mengundi (PDM) Pekan Sagga daripada PH.

Pekan Sagga memiliki paling ramai pengundi India untuk DUN Rantau, kira-kira 63.7 peratus. Pengundi Melayu sebanyak 19.5 peratus dan pengundi Cina 16.8 peratus.

BN mendapat 56.57 undi di Pekan Sagga manakala PH 42.7 peratus.

Pada PRU lalu untuk Parlimen Rembau, PH menang 51.98 peratus undi manakala BN hanya mendapat 44.23 peratus undi. PAS pula 3.78 peratus.

>2019
>Timber rail tracks
Kek this woman's logic never ceases to amuse.
>Headed by Keralan pharaoh
I wonder why

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she doesnt like drinking milk since grade school,she got traumatized after getting sick drinking spoiled milk back then
>she's compliant
i wish this girl is a ferocious kind
i wish i could do that tired being blamed for her malnourished body like and her candy addiction

how old is she?

Don't forget Kula"1million jobs and 1500 min wage"segaran gave a free own goal again last night.

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don't you dare

>don't you dare

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15 and the other ones still not problematic

yet

honestly, the darkened pic looks threatening
this one just looks miserable

And yet every time PH lost it is because of racism, according to lib malays

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Have you tried french kissing her?

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I mean, even if PH wasn't continually shooting itself in the foot, Rantau is still a historically BN safe seat and Tok is a well known experienced figure. I doubt racism or corruption or anything like that was the issue for most voters, they just voted the same they always have.

>Black hole want to suck you.
What do?

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well first off they need to have the will
and how forceful you wanna be, if it's out of control you have to have some kind of tyranny
like just drop all the processed sugary shit, none of it will be in the house
another thing is if they can get it from an outside source.. u need 2 b even more forceful then.
anyways im out of ideas
this is why you dont start off children with sugar

im not interested with girl anymore voluntary celibate somehow moreover being degenerate kissing your own sister after 12 years old

yeah part of it is my blame spoiling her with candies back then but if i dont bring her candies coming home from school and uni, she always kept hostages of my belongings

nak buat macam mana, kawan tengah stress giler lepas kena friendzone

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>Politik intergriti
>My family knew about stuff like the Perak logging deal 4 months before it even came out straight from SPRM officer
>My mother forced to label land as cheap 'agriculture' so that it can be bought and then sold to cronies at much higher price for a certain international airport project.
>not including all the housing development cronies and policymakers and lawmakers and the 24/7 toddy drunkard exco and a whole lot more especially oh god Khalid and Zuraida wtf are you doing.
Intergriti my foot, these niggers need to hand out with undercover veterans more.
According to Lapizi Took Mat is a corrupt politician who bought a 10million property in London and if PH wins he has formula for cheap chicken feed that will bring down price of poultry and eggs and LGE promised ECRL in Rantau as well as Streram promising hospitals and fire station.

I don't know why PH wanted to challenge the result of the election in the first place. Must be that they feel like they have a chance of winning where Malays barely make up the majority - Cameron (52% Malay/Orang Asli), Rantau (54% Malays). If they're not confident of winning then it's like needlessly stabbing your own heart just to retain the status quo.

>she always kept hostages of my belongings
excuse me am i talking to a grown man here
anyways you have to be forceful and make her believe its for the better
having food that is palatable that isnt processed trash is another step too

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR.
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR.
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR.

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>wait for rice to cook
>eat dinner
>take out the trash
>sleep
you guys?

Guys theres a food fest at Stadium Shah Alam, we can go together if you guys want

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>Eaten noodle for dinner
>Deciding between procrastinating or be productive
>Stay awake for the rest of the night

youtu.be/0mN-3ewNwZ4

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>I don't know why PH wanted to challenge the result of the election in the first place
Didn't they originally file their suit before the election happened? Tok Mat won uncontested on the registration day because of shenanigans stopping the PH candidate from registering. That suit just continued after the election day, and the judge agreed that shenanigans were happening which is why the result was voided. You can argue that on pure principle this is just making sure democratic process is respected and letting the people at least make the choice, even if for practical purposes they probably could have just not have bothered and saved some money.

been done that even though my weakness is watching a girl crying, i also convinced her to at least make homemade candies with our maids, thanks for reply and suggestion tho

Already went there with my sister after picking her up from school. Nothing interesting (most are just meme hipster food) and I just ended up buying my sister rolled ice cream and ayam gepuk pak gembus for myself.

sorry

How do I stop wanting to beat the shit outta people

it's so cute that ayen has sister complex

hmmmm

>friendzoned again

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you just have to go through that, you just have to make her drop it cold turkey, there's gonna b extreme cravings and withdrawals too, its a short period of time.. just make sure she is satiated with healthy foods like protein so she won't crave sugar as much

I have 4 sisters and I'm the only boy. I have no one else to interact with.

Have you tried making more home-cooked food? My gf has a huge sweet tooth and I kinda cured her of it by cooking all her meals and making them incredibly filling.

beat your meat

time for fun indeed

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>Don't you dare

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Kobam yu gaes

Odd Xetfos
Even Omitna

if dubs fsc Channel back in the town

Baru bangun

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sama

gerak lu pape roger

interesting

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They need to bury Tok Mat ASAP. If there's one guy who is capable of rallying BN it's him hence why Najib is doing his trolling to act as lightning rod and forcing the entire cabinet to fight him while the rest rebuild since the man has nothing to lose.