profligate purge edition
/Med/
Hello
cringe face mod
gay lgbt enb
Any cute guys here
his
pls no gay posting thanks, /Med/ is a straight man's thread
>On April 9, 1918, Milhais took part in the battle known in Portugal as "The Battle of La Lys" – the first day of Ludendorff's Lys Offensive. He found himself in the midst of the battle, in the field of Isberg, covering the withdrawal of Portuguese and Scots soldiers.
>Milhais was in charge of a Lewis gun on April 9, 1918. During Operation Georgette, when the German Army attacked his division, Milhais laid down intensive fire against assaults by two German regiments, causing many German casualties. He managed to cover the retreat of Portuguese and Scots alike, despite coming under heavy attack himself. He fired in all directions and stayed at his post until he ran out of ammunition. Finally, the Germans decided to go around his position, and Milhais found himself alone in the rear of the enemy lines for three days.
>On the third day, Milhais, still carrying his Lewis gun, rescued a Scottish major from a swamp, and the two reached Allied lines. Milhais was warmly welcomed, but being a modest man he did not say anything about his experiences. However, the officer he had helped reported his actions to the British headquarters and several other testimonies also made his deeds known.
>A few months later, Milhais once again held back a German assault single-handed with his Lewis gun, allowing a Belgian unit to retreat safely to a secondary trench without casualties. Both the British observers present in the scene and the Belgian commander included his action in their reports.
>Milhais was awarded the highest Portuguese distinction - the Order of the Tower and Sword - and the French Légion d'Honneur, delivered on the battlefield before 15,000 Allied soldiers.
en.wikipedia.org
does knowing this make you love Portugal more?
Hello frens.
No one can stop the MED BVLL,not even samurai
hello Malta
one Portuguese ship vs an entire Japanese fleet
en.wikipedia.org
>The Portuguese were able to fend off the smaller crafts with hand grenades, but they made little effect on the floating tower, which grappled the poop deck. Up to this point the Portuguese casualties had been few, with only four or five Portuguese along with a few Africans and lascars killed, while the Japanese dead were estimated at several hundred. However, six hours into the fighting, a shot from the tower-junk hit a fire pot that a Portuguese soldier was about to throw, smashing it onto the gunpowder at his feet. This started a conflagration that spread through the deck and set the mizzen sail ablaze. Pessoa and his men retreated to the forecastle, where they realized that they did not have enough men to simultaneously fight the fire and the Japanese boarders. At this point Pessoa ordered the ship's magazine to be set on fire since he would rather die than surrender. When the ship's purser hesitated, Pessoa cast away his sword and shield and picked up a crucifix, then he exclaimed: "Blessed be thou, oh Lord, since thou willest that all this should end!" He then told his crew to save themselves as he went down to start the fire himself. The Nossa Senhora da Graça then blew up in two successive explosions, split into two, and sank with cargo, crew, and boarders alike. The Japanese killed all they could see swimming in the water, but a few survivors made it onto the shore to safety. André Pessoa's body, however, was never found.
Portuguese master race.
first for our queen bellucci
based
Are you winning user ?
based
Helo frens
:^)
>waiting for the end of easter to have cheap chocolate
want gf
left > right
>tfw no med harem
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ah YES A PORTVGVESE GOD WE ARE TRULY THE MASTER RACE
Yeah... could you leave my homeland so I can fill it with me and my BRYTHONIC brethren, since we are native.
>Yeah... could you leave my homeland so I can fill it with me and my BRYTHONIC brethren, since we are native.
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I bet they smell good and have soft skin
MEDS are the native population of Britannia
When are you considered Med?
When you leave an oozing trace of olive oil behind yourself as you walk
>you'll never surprise her with a cake you made
too many ways to define it desu
I'm from a North African coastal city with 0% Sub Saharan DNA, can I become a Med?
You can claim to be /med/
Tbh we should make a "tier" meme to rank if people are med or not and what kind of med
I did a DNA test and I've 0% Sub Saharan, 100% North African. So I'm pretty pure and my ancestors come from a coastal region between Algeria and Morocco.
Or coffee.
unfair
nobody knows I like anime because people would probably think I'm a weirdo if they found out
Tons of normies and chad like it desu.
But I guess there is anime and anime.
KEK
they like normie shit like pokemon and dbz, not cute girls riding a Panzerkampfwagen IV
That's what I mean by "anime and anime"
Hey guys, do you use any online storage?
I have a pretty huge art folder and was thinking of sharing it someday.
nu
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>it's not a roman citizen
you'll have to serve for 25 years before marrying me user
I can be a slave.
i would do taht for you my french princess
>a slave
laughing_qt.gif
w-what
>the whole scene lasts for like 10 minutes
French films are fucking based.
The name is irreversible btw.
>cassel
Bellucci is catalanpilled
>ywn live in french algeria
giv
most overrated book I've read
LOL
I knew the pic but just discovered the video
imagine being this much of a loser
Holy shit, how can people even be that pathetic?
That would be one hundred years of solitude for me. Worst Garcia Marquez book desu.
>that book
Idk if it's shit, but it's just too weird.
that's just your brain on soy, but here's a funny screencap for a change
also saw a pic of a redditor saying he gave 500$ to break the ice to a female streamer..
something like his grandma heritage
Based closeted faggot
It's pretty standard for the guy, I felt that El otoño del patriarca was weirder and 10 times better too.
wew
here's another funny one
don't have many screencaps like these unfortunately
Fuck women desu
Can you trust anyone anymore?
here's a funny one about yellow fever fags
This one's more satisfying than funny
>Fuck Women
But that's the point.
lol
Meds are SUBHUMANS
wew
ebin
that's too much, bait must be subtler user
am i allowed
Retard alert.
Of course.
Have another (you) to make a three on the tree.
happiness is temporary
suffering is eternal
There is no happiness to being with.
I heard it exists somewhere
Really?
Some people supposedly found it and are claiming it lies in "simple things"
have no clue where that is located desu
I'll try to locate it on a map.
w-why?
He knew I was just about to post
Hoistin'
This guy is an ukrainan attention whore that posts on /ita/, don't mind him
I know of that thing.
good night friends
it was a slow thread, but I'll see you tomorrow anyways
I wonder if my guardian angel is a qt.
Bye fren. Gn.
gn, see ya
Night
I'm going to bed too