/brit/

so... do you think he fapped to the videos of his daughter on porn hub??

coz rape is a crime but being raped isnt

sue

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women think a sub 7 male looking at them is rape

Last night I dreamt somebody loved me

nosce te ipsum

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utterly spasticated sign

Look alright ONE OF US doesn't associate with people mixed up in that sort of thing

dont get how 4 way interchanges work in america when they have 4 stop signs. once everyone stops how do people know to go first

Suposter is back...

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left her bloody and crying

and won't you smile for the camera
i know i'll love you better

Dead meme

Not a lot of blacks in my area.

>all those over the hill cool wine aunts

first to reach the intersection goes first, afterwards the rightmost driver goes. if all 4 drivers reach at exactly the same time then you have to do some finger pointing and waving

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youtube.com/watch?v=wJQvf1LZofY

Absolute
CHOON
CHOON
CHOON
CHOON
CHOON!

Don't miss out! This thread only! Offer ends until thread lasts!

don't even know what she's trying to imply to be honest
that men are all in cahoots and protect each other when they go out raping? idk

BASED THAILAD

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Asian women just don't interest me

genuinely one of the most vile looking woman i've ever seen

The first time ever she saw him
Carried away by a moonlight shadow
He passed on worried and warning
Carried away by a moonlight shadow
Lost in a riddle that Saturday night

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me irl

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thats about it

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the second vape billow made me laugh

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kotlets BTFO

They sometimes look good from a distance but almost every single one I've gotten to know turns out to absolute poison.

where's 190

Julian Assange is being held in "Britain's version of Guantanamo Bay". Despicable stuff

dasso weird

honestly how did serpentza end up with the far most attractive wife

>genuinely one of the most vile looking woman i've ever seen

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>rightmost driver goes.
why not just make this the rule all the time and and you effectively have roundabouts . much smoother

dasso weir*

Just took a test for uni toil
Got a 70%

would berry

sorry

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imagine travelling half the planet and dying at age 21 so that the 50 people on the falklands remain british

blog on

you know what you're right i think i'll change it right now, thanks for the suggestion

please point me to the post where i asked

Why do yellow fever mongs get so upset when it's pointed out that Asian women look like dogs lol

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now shut up and suck

Thumbs up is racist now apparently lads

I wonder (((Who))) is behind this post

paki bastard

god shes so fit

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>Why do yellow fever mongs get so upset when it's pointed out that Asian women look like dogs lol

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cheeky twat. i'll knock your block off

Being white is racist

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Can anyone explain why the present progressive tense is used there
Why not the present simple

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What if we kissed in Greggs

absolute goblin

i may never walk again

ah yes very subtle bit of antisemtitism there
very classy

youtube.com/watch?v=-Qqu-NaVA5Q

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doing a nosebleed

he's talking about current affairs in the contemporary world

CHING CHONG WING WONR DURRR WER IS DOGGI RESTURANT AND ABORTION STREET DURRRRR

peng

more people died playing football on the Falklands than from war

imagine thinking people join the army for the cause lmao

An 11-year-old footballer who says boys will not pass to her has been invited to be a mascot for Manchester City in the Women's FA Cup semi-finals.

Leyla Priest, from Essex, was upset after feeling boys at training sessions were "blanking" her for being a girl.

BBC Essex asked clubs to send a message of support for Leyla, but City responded with an offer for her to lead them out against Chelsea on Sunday.

Their last-four tie against Chelsea (15:30 BST) will be live on BBC Two.

"It felt like I wasn't there, because they just blank me," Leyla, who plays for Hatfield Peverel FC and at school, told BBC Essex. "They stare at me and I'll call for the ball but they just ignore me.

"It's probably because I'm a girl. Sometimes I get really annoyed about it."

Oh look a stuck up bitch who literally doesn't care about anything except her rich BF and all the money his parents give her for cosmetics. Who literally does not and will not ever do anything of note or interest except shuffling through Australia's cities inflating the economy and enabling more insects to infiltrate.

bit lazy

Why do guys do this, even my boyfriend wont let me decorate our flat

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bum sighted in aisle kurva anyatok

Where do I buy fentanyl

Literally just wanting to end white genocide is also considered racist now.
>genocide for thee, but not for me
Smdh, they're not even trying to hide it anymore.

genuinely not the case

it was on a dreary new years eye
as the shades of night came down

A LORRY LOAD
OF VOLUNTEERS

Imagine spending 6 years in the army and not killing a single person or fighting a single war. Now thats a real tragedy.

Is that Moni? Haha.

>dad bought me a dna kit for my birthday
wonder if he was trying to tell me something

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fantastic use of time, funds and resources from the bbc again

pissed is present tense in this case

Lying communist piece of shit

Didn't like that aye? No worries. Feast your eyes on THIS.

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Minimalism

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>Why do guys do this, even my boyfriend wont let me decorate our flat

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