/balk/ - Lana del Rey Eastern EU edition

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Why do Albanians have a hard time admitting Yugoslavia was a paradise comparing to Albania? It's not that only Serbs created this country, by admitting the historical truth you won't automatically support the Serbian historical politics.

Here's your holy city bro

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>What's her ancestry?
She has whorish ancestry

That’s because russians ruined out country. Think about it
Yugoslavia refused russian influence and it wasn’t a total shithole.

>with our investments and markets

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I really liked russia before the 20th century though

Cool it with the anti-semitism.

Russia has improved almost every country around them in one way or another and lots of countries far beyond its borders like India, countries like Iraq in the Middle East and African cunts. We literally brought civilization to Central Asia and the Caucasus.

Ok this is a much better bait than this one Good job Dimitry

>Yugoslavia refused russian influence

Just like Hoxha did and it turned for the worse for Albania only.

funny fact: speaking Polish without grammatical cases is used here to imitate negro's way of speaking.

>bait

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Homework for today:
Name 1(one) single country you improved and how did you improve it.
Max 200 words

>Sotir
>Sultana

Yet another Albanian man represents Macedonia in global world with his high IQ. Why Slavs are so inept despite being the majority of their own country?

Nope, even with chinks it was pretty nice. Albania started to nosedive when we cut off relations with every country

Lmao literally albanian offspring

Argyrokastro

Does this happen in your cunt?
youtu.be/kKRCFh4Saio

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>Max 200 words
See you next month
>Name 1(one) single country you improved
Not even you can deny Central Asia or the Caucasus. We built shitloads of stuff and educated Finns, same for Baltics and literally everyone else we ever controlled. As for overseas we invested lots into education and construction in countries like India and Iraq and gave fuckloads of countries free education in the soviet union.

>Nope, even with chinks it was pretty nice.

>To Albania's dismay, however, Chinese equipment and technicians were not nearly as sophisticated as the Soviet goods and advisers they replaced. Ironically, a language barrier even forced the Chinese and Albanian technicians to communicate in Russian.

>The shift away from the Soviet Union wreaked havoc on Albania's economy. Half of its imports and exports had been geared toward Soviet suppliers and markets, so the souring of Tirana's relations with Moscow brought Albania's foreign trade to near collapse as China proved incapable of delivering promised machinery and equipment on time. The low productivity, flawed planning, poor workmanship, and inefficient management at Albanian enterprises became clear when Soviet and Eastern European aid and advisers were withdrawn. In 1962, the Albanian government introduced an austerity program, appealing to the people to conserve resources, cut production costs, and abandon unnecessary investment.

OH NO NO NO NO

How do you know about gjirokaster?

>mudslime iq

Thanks, sclave
I'd do anal to lana if u catch my drift

Asta-i sfârșitul.

A match made in Heaven for you.

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I always give it to Greece in Victoria 2

We will all live under one EU government soon enough and nationalities, religion etc will be abandoned as historical museum artefacts.

>Not even you can deny Central Asia or the Caucasus
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Chechen_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Chechen_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Georgian_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Ossetia–Alania
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abkhazia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transnistriahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aral_Sea
>Destabilizing countries and regions counts as improvement for the Putin Bot

>As for overseas we invested lots into education and construction in countries like India and Iraq and gave fuckloads of countries free education in the soviet union.
LMAO literally PR stunts

Even Chinks are less evil than you are actually investing in africa

I unironically want to live in the same country with Serbs

disgusting subhuman get the fuck out of general

did Albanians seriously believe this would stop a foreign invasion?

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we didn't get invaded now did we?

t b h that name sounds pretty based.

I think your poverty, lack of natural resources and irrelevance on the global stage contributed much more to it than the bunkers

cope

i remember when every hipster bitch listened to her in 2011

Literally all those are results of Russia not having influence over them, dipshit. You're also ignoring the fact that we literally brought civilization to them. Ossetia was literally saved by Russia just recently. The Aral sea was irreverably depleted after the USSR. Stop trying, you can't prove me wrong.

Enough, God you're dull. While you were autistically baiting and strawmanning Jow Forums is literally trying to resurrect Hitler with Wiccanism, dumb Albo.

Kek, you got rekt

Argyrokastro IS Greek

I wish all the best for Albania that's why I'm really sad you gave up on the idea to merge with Yugoslavia Xoxe proposed. Is he still considered a traitor in Albanian history?

fantastic

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Im 100% sure you're either a real PutinBot or just baiting at this point
Impossible for one person to have so little awareness
come get it
he was an ignorant communist scum with 8 years of education. he was killed by hoxha like a dog and nobody knows or remembers him

>continuing with the bait
just stop, you're so boring
or legit stupid
read a book kid

Me and my Arvanite brothers will come and recreate the Northern Epirus Republic.

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>he was an ignorant communist scum with 8 years of education. he was killed by hoxha like a dog and nobody knows or remembers him

Still he appeared to be the smartest man out of all Albanian politicians that time.

Why would you look for allies in countries far away from yours if you can find them among your nearest neighbors, who chose the most reasonable way to combine socialism and elements of market economy?

I'm sure Albanians realize how much better it would be for their country if it had happened. Also, Kosovo would have been merged with the Albanian Yugoslav Republic, even Tito wanted it.

500 Rubbles and 60 kopeks have been transferred to your account for your heroic defense of the Russian federation on the senegalese throat singing forum

Or maybe we will give Korytsa back to France

Yes yes guys, Korce was once French

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Гopицa is macedonian

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Ko to kaze, ko to laze da je Srbija mala

>In the early 1960s,[17] the Soviet government decided the two rivers that fed the Aral Sea, the Amu Darya in the south and the Syr Darya in the east, would be diverted to irrigate the desert, in an attempt to grow rice, melons, cereals, and cotton
>The disappearance of the lake was no surprise to the Soviets; they expected it to happen long before. As early as 1964, Aleksandr Asarin at the Hydroproject Institute pointed out that the lake was doomed, explaining, "It was part of the five-year plans, approved by the council of ministers and the Politburo. Nobody on a lower level would dare to say a word contradicting those plans, even if it was the fate of the Aral Sea."[24]
>The shrinking of the Aral Sea has been called "one of the planet's worst environmental disasters".[10][11] The region's once-prosperous fishing industry has been decimated, bringing unemployment and economic hardship. The water from the diverted Syr Darya river is used to irrigate about two million hectares (5,000,000 acres) of farmland in the Ferghana Valley.[12] The Aral Sea region is also heavily polluted, with consequential serious public health problems.

literally a fucking virus

this is what they took from you

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Sorry bro, it's reserved for us

I'll give you Pogradec tho

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>soviets bad
>westerners gud
>communism was bad mmkay?
>russia didnt improve anything
>billions in foreign aid and investments, educational and research partnerships, hunderds of thousands foreigners given free education. Reading and writing systems introduced to the caucasus. Buildings other than tents, farming, factories and schools introduced to central asia?
>it's just PR BRO ! HAHA

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>The assassination of Boris Nemtsov, a Russian politician opposed to the government of Vladimir Putin, happened in central Moscow on Bolshoy Moskvoretsky Bridge at 23:31 local time on 27 February 2015.[7] An unknown assailant fired seven or eight shots from a Makarov pistol; four of them hit Boris Nemtsov in the head, heart, liver and stomach, killing him almost instantly. He died hours after appealing to the public to support a march against Russia's war in Ukraine.[8] Nemtsov's Ukrainian partner Anna Duritskaya survived the attack as its sole eyewitness.[9]
north korea tier

ah yes, the soviets did it

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ok spergatron, funny thing is that it was your churkoid brothers that killed Nemtsov.

are you retarded or just pretending? They diverted the rivers that supplied in the 60s, and thats how it started. It doesn't drain in 5 years cyka. Also your own pictures shows the shrinking after that policy

Because "Yugoslav self-Administration: A capitalist theory and practice" already debunks most myths created about Yugoslavia and predicted, decades ahead, that when the economic bubble in Yugoslavia bursted there would be ethnic wars that. Yugoslav "prosperity" applied only to a wealthy elite that could afford it, the average worker barely lived by.

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Obi4am ohrid i iskam da patuvam tam

>Doping in Russian sports has a systemic nature. Russia has had 41 Olympic medals stripped for doping violations – the most of any country, more than three times the number of the runner-up, and more than a quarter of the global total. From 2011 to 2015, more than a thousand Russian competitors in various sports, including summer, winter, and Paralympic sports, benefited from a cover-up.[1][2][3][4]
we need to kill the cancer

>implying all macedonia wouldny be taken by albanians

>Desomorphine (Krokodil) abuse in Russia attracted international attention in 2010 due to an increase in clandestine production, presumably due to its relatively simple synthesis from codeine available over the counter. Abuse of homemade desomorphine was first reported in Siberia in 2003 when Russia started a major crackdown on heroin production and trafficking, but has since spread throughout Russia and the neighboring former Soviet republics.[13]

autismo is triggered that his churkoid borthers were civilized by Russians (as much as humanly possibly)
such ungrateful pigs
>noooo you can't divert rivers for irrigation.
soy

>Yugoslav "prosperity" applied only to a wealthy elite that could afford it, the average worker barely lived by.

Only if we compare it to western standards. But by eastern European standards, average Yugoslav workers were still the wealthiest ones.

>"Yugoslav self-Administration: A capitalist theory and practice"

>author: Enver Hoxha

ok

Everything you touch turns into shit, and that’s just the objective truth

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Stop projecting you analbaboonoid scum.

>btfo in an argument
>starts posting any random factoids he can find to make your country look bad
>l-look everything you touch turns to objective shit.
Why is this general so autistic? Get a grip, lad.
Russia has objectively done more for humanity than Albania could if it existed for 10 million years.

>The formation of the new capitalist class was encouraged precisely by the system of «self-administration». Tito himself has admitted this bitter fact in a «severe criticism» he allegedly made of the exploiters of workers, all those who run this system of «socialist self-administration» for their own profit. In many speeches, try as he would to hide the evils of his pseudo-socialist system, he has had to admit the existence of the great crisis of this system and the polarization of Yugoslav society into rich and poor. «I do not consider the gains someone makes enrichment, even when he has been able to build a holiday cottage with his profits, » he says. «But when it comes to a matter of hundreds of millions or even billions, then this is theft... This is not wealth gained by the sweat of one's brow... This wealth is being created through speculations of different kinds inside and outside the country... Now we must look into what's being done with those who are building houses, who have one in Zagreb, one in Belgrade, another at the seaside, or some other place. One such person has not simple holiday cottages, but villas he rents out very well. Besides this, they have not just one, but two, or even three cars per family...».

BIG BIG PROTEST IN BEOGRAD

youtube.com/watch?v=Q9jnM37Jjvk

To be fair i really like russian history literaure and russia itself (before the 20th century). After that it has all gone downhill
Also we’re only 3 million compared to 140 million you have in snowy nigeria so i don’t see how that counts for anything. At least we haven’t done anything bad to the world, whereas russia has

Post her sister once again

STOP SCREAMING

so he basically admitted there was capitalism in Yugoslavia

how is this even wrong?

>key region would be taken from a country with the strongest military in the balkans by a bunch of tribesmen
legit

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>aptechka shilling for gommunism
W-wew, screenshotting this one.

3 Eu citizens in a row

Fuck out of here Westerners

Not just Capitalism, but state-sanctioned Capitalism on Steroids, and the workers were on the receiving end.

>Nothing is stable there. Each enterprise throws its products on the market and capitalist competition takes place, because there is no coordination, since it is not the socialist economy which guides production. Each enterprise goes it alone, competing against the other, in order to ensure raw materials, markets and everything else. Many enterprises are closing down because of lack of raw materials, the huge deficits created by this chaotic capitalist development, the build-up of stocks of unsold goods due to the lack of purchasing power and the saturation of the market with outdated goods. Yugoslavia's handicrafts services are in a very serious state. Referring to this problem at the meeting of Slovenia's leading activists, Tito could not hide the fact that «Today you have to sweat a good deal to find, for example, a joiner or some other craftsman to repair something for you, and even when you find him, you are fleeced so blatantly that it makes your hair stand on end».

>Regardless of the previously mentioned fact that some of the modern combines turn out good quality products, a difficult situation is created for Yugoslavia because it has to find a market for the sale of these commodities. Because of these difficulties Yugoslavia's balance of foreign trade is passive. In just the first 5 months of this year the deficit was 2 billion dollars. At the 11th Congress of the League of «Communists» of Yugoslavia, Tito declared, «the deficit with the Western market has become almost intolerable».

...

The krauts must burn

>and the workers were on the receiving end.

And still they lived better than most of important politicians in Albania and the richer part of the society in any other eastern bloc country.

>You will be one too

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More lile few armed tribesmen vs peasants

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>After that it has all gone downhill
Not really, you just need to educate yourself more and not base your judgements on meme internet opinions.
>snowy nigeria
ok retard
>At least we haven’t done anything bad to the world
We've done way more good than bad, especially for our neighbors.

an average Yugoslav worker could drink coca-cola and eat bananas every Sunday

>Macedonian causing butthurt in ex-yu