Addressing the elephant in the room

Just because we understand each other does not mean we want anything to do with each other

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Men poängen är den att originell nordiska är mest lik svenska

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elfdalian
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>Men poängen är den att originell nordiska är mest lik svenska

Faktisk helt feil, svensker er halvt norske, halvt finske.

Swedish
>Det var en fuktig, grå sommardag i slutet av juni.

Danish
>Det var en fugtig, grå sommerdag i slutningen af juni.

Norwegian (Bokmål)
>Det var en fuktig, grå sommerdag i slutten av juni.

It's the same language.

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Really makes you think

Fixade en flickvän till min vän en gång som hade en skit konstig dialekt (ibland när hon inte försökte) tror hon vad från nära Jämtland eller en elfdalier

Vi svenskar är de mest homogena

Ni grannar är ett resultat av blandning och norsken är mest blandad

Iochmed blandningen så ändrades ert språk

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Baserad

>Swedish, Norwegian
Agreed
>and Danish
Can go to hell because it's impossible to understand. It's nothing like the other two.

It's clear you aren't here to learn more about linguistics or the Scandinavian languages, but just want to affirm your world view. Go, believe what you want to believe. Just don't challenge your world view, it might prove to be wrong.

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I unironically find Danish easier to understand than Swedish, even spoken.

Might spell it similar but they way Danes speak and pronounce the words makes it almost completely alien to most Swedes.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Germanic_languages#Mutual_intelligibility

"Given the aforementioned homogeneity, there exists some discussion on whether the continental group should be considered one or several languages.[25] The Scandinavian languages (in the narrow sense, i.e. the languages of Scandinavia) are often cited as proof of the aphorism "A language is a dialect with an army and navy". The differences in dialects within the countries of Norway, Sweden, and Denmark can often be greater than the differences across the borders, but the political independence of these countries leads continental Scandinavian to be classified into Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish in the popular mind as well as among most linguists. The generally agreed upon language border is, in other words, politically shaped"

Best video explaining Danish language.

>youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

Who cares. They are all retarded versions of finlandsvenska. The true scandinavian language.

Fuck Danes one of them got me boipregnant

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I agree. Finland > the rest
you're basically Northern Germany and you sound dumb and will be submerged eventually

based and röd pilled

Feels bad. But you got to blame the individual my guy.

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>but I'd be the same as calling Italien and Spanish the same.
Not really, it's more like calling the Italian dialects the same language, since they are as separated as Scandinavian "languages".

No

Read

Retarded mutt oughta learn from his elder

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holy mother of god what kind of ugly shit map is that gothic queen of georgia ? are you out of your mind ? do you have nigger syndrome ? the syndrom when you claim that ancinet people of other countries were of your ethnicity ?

Fall down on your knees kid

You were conquered by my ancestors end of story you apeman of the south

I oughta teach you shitskons

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Nordics have that syndrome and they actually had it before niggers did so.
If you talk aboug Rome and Greece and how those who they call subhuman were once in the top they will start claiming that Ancient Greeks and Romans were Nordic and shit.

do you live on the southern tip?

What would you know about it amerimutt? Swedish people can barely understand danish and the other way around as anyone could tell you. Pointless thread.

Agreed

No, I live in Tromsǿ.

You imbecille of the south

It's a historic fact Spain was conquered by Visigoths

Who were and are Nordic Swedes

Read this you child

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Mysigt

Kan jag komma över så dödar vi valrossar tillsammans

swedish people are absolutely retarded i lived in sweden for 6 months, i was software engineer in paradox and all of you retarded people thought that swedes were ruling whole europe in ancinet times some even said that ancient greeks were germanic and alexander had blonde hair and blue eyes lmao.
and besides that they even forced me to take part in that swedish superpower trailer in eu4 where sweden colonizes america lmao
you tell me dude i lived there read my reply above.
we fucked vikings when they invaded us and they were not swedis hvikings but rus vikings. lmao

vocaroo.com/i/s0hJ9D3qY7cS

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Obey my command or die you imbecille

You Georgian shitskons are nothing but filth under my command

Conquered by women

Pathetic

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>Mysigt

I don't know what this means.

Comfy

Cozy* or Koselig

>you tell me dude i lived there read my reply above.
Dude, that must have been weird, fun and infuriating at the same time.
>we fucked vikings when they invaded us and they were not swedis hvikings but rus vikings. lmao
Yes, almost everyone fucked vikings because those faggots only knew how to win against defenseless monks.
Anyone who praise pirates of any kind, like the vikings, shows how little they can do on their own that the most they can do is pillage other productive places.

Kek, shut up retard

Koselig

Your nothing but filth kid

I will teach you who your master is kid

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Scandinavia is literally "Reddit: the region"

Prove me wrong

But I can't understand spoken Danish at all. Norwegian I can understand but barely read and Danish I can read but not understan when spoken
t. Swede

>vikings got fucked by anyone with real army
IKR man why do they even portray vikings like bloodlusty extra strong people. Vikings didn't even have berzerkers south germanic tribes had which destroyed rome. those swedes get credit for nothing, while mediterrarean/black sea people are literally founds of eurpoean civilization.
also let's not forget that they abandoned byzantine empire during latin invasion of 1204

I can't understand norwegian or danish

åk hem

THE shitskons rapebaby cries out in agony

Bend down to me kid

I Will take you harder than my ancestors
You vassal people of the south

Filth

you wouldnt have to learn their vocab , if you just speak in swedish its enough to be understood

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We were never white to begin with, white people tried to include us with them so they could have pride in our feats.

A bunch of faggots.
Even at the military height of the Swedish Empire it wasn't Swedes who actually fought but German mercenaries.
Seriously, imagine taking pride of the war other people fought for you.

i regret that stalin didn't invade sweden would make you more down to earth like germans are today.

>You could call it a dialect in a sense, but I'd be the same as calling Italien and Spanish the same.

although there is some mutual intelligibility from spanish to italian it isnt nearly as intelligible as scandi tongues.

to put it into perspective the lexical distance between spanish and portuguese is 11 , compared to less than 3 in your dialects

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While you are responding to a guy that is baiting you, I just want to hop in here and say that's not true. You can actually go online and look up all the regiments and the men who fought in them, which region of Sweden they were from, family name and so on. The German mercenaries were only before the 30 Year War, after that the army was nationalized. Have a good day I hope his bait did not upset you.

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and charles XII was of german royal ancestry, that's why he was so successfull, but because of mercenaries and finnish cavalry.

sure, pronunciation is improtant but honestly dialects there are some diaelcts in swedish that are harder to understand than danish for most swedes

If swedish and norweigan is the same language then english and american is too

what about me ? you don't care whether his bait did upset me or not ? what is this selective empathy ?

Did a Swedish viking rape your ancestors or something? Why you heff to be mad?

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Understood yes, but there would still be doors locked to me because I don't know their language. Very few doors sure, but still doors. Like writing legal documents, publishing a book and so on.

must be a brainlet , since this man can

I find Swedish in Stockholm more difficult to understand than Swedish in Gothenburg

Most of our cavalry was Swedish, the Hakapeliter were only light cavalry skirmishers and scouts. During his time the Carolean army was completely nationalized, Here you can see all the regiments and their origin, source being the royal archive of Stockholm.
tacitus .nu/karoliner/armeer/s verige/in dex.htm

I see you regret being a looser kid

You shitskons will cry every day to your superior

Know that I am waiting

Rod in hand

To take command over your pathetic people

The end the menace called the med race and the georgianeze shitskons

Bow down to me kidWatch it kid
The German filth has always been dominated by the Swede

Learn some history kid

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Norwegian, is in fact, bokmal and nynorsk, or as I've recently taken to calling them, language of Thor and shitspeak. Norwegian is not a language unto itself, but merely a combination of bokmal and some drunkard pleb rambling, "nynorsk", a retarded gibberish probably invented by dutch.

Many Jow Forums users mistake n*norsk for Norwegian every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the nynorsk is often called "language", and many of Jow Forumsolerants are not aware that it is basically the bokmal, a righteous and proper way to speak Norwegian, that can only be used.

There really is nynorsk, but Norwegian is not a part of it. Nynorsk is different, much more retarded and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Norwegian often includes nynorsk, but basically it's bokmal language with vomits added. All the so called "nynorsks" are really russians.

but he rejected the tsar's throne

You are nothing but a vassal to the nord
I'll have you on your knees

Shit tier dialects:
Stockholm/uppland, oslomål,

Legendary dialects
Gutnish/gotlandic, elfdalian,

Funny accents
Scanian, gnällbältiska,

>there are some diaelcts in swedish that are harder to understand than danish
Where? I've south to north, coast to coast and never had a problem with Swedish dialects. But when I go down through Denmark to buy booze in Germany I can't understand a damn thing the Danes are saying.

based

Get on your knees
I am your king faggot
Worse

We conquered all of Georgia and enslaved the thralls living there

so that's why i am blonde and blue eyed ?

Æ vil ha svart hæstkuk

Blond hair is not Scandinavian

We have far better things than that kid

You are shitskons still kid

No white man can come from Georgia

Läser ordet "neger"...

Elfdalians

Still conquering the mediteranian to this day lmao

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exactly blonde hair is not scandinavian it's georgian you all are georgians now

It's an insult to his children to take an arab to wife

Disgusting. Mixing with brown eyed """people""". Unforgivable.

Go to bed kiddo

I am older than you

I find it fascinating how a swede can go on a norwegian talkshow and get interviewed no problem without knowing norwegian.

I also find it fascinating how sometimes swedes have roles in norwegian films and they just speak swedish to the cast and they make it a film and understandable film this doesnt happen between any other langauges in the world, because langauges dont do this only dialects do this.

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Go to bed kiddo I am older than you

American trash is amazed by nothing

Pathetic people

Yes it's weird :3

forgot link

youtube.com/watch?v=gn09SiukG2M&list=LLVj60pA3c3iIHzldU0cWR5Q

is danish dialect boy is mad?

Danish is NOT easily understood.
It is more than a dialect.

Go to bed kid

Bavarian isnt easily understood by germans but yet its a dialect , stay mad faggot

Is the interviewer Norwegian? This is fascinating, because I couldn't be able to conversate with a Belarusian like this.

stupid fucking boomer doesnt know how time zones work

the girl has aspergers

normal swedes wouldn't understand a n*Rwegionoid

cope
yeah