I think we all can get behind this

Hey! Thats mean, Danish isnt that bad!

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>uralic languages
>understandable languages

kulipintyó
kisiparos
karalábé
csuklósbusz
pereceskemence
puttonyos
now all of these are real word, what's your point

I agree, Scots is the most perfect language created.

"Gin ye forgie ither fowk their fauts, your heivenlie Faither een forgie ye your fauts: but gin ye forgiena ithers, God winna forgie ye your fauts naitherins."

Cringe
Slap yourself and your dad right now on my behalf

t. sassenach

oi cuntm8, d' you ave a loicense to incoite people to slap themselves?

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>GOD TIER LANGUAGES
My language

>SHIT TIER LANGUAGES
Your language

the point is the fine line between gibberish and actual words, you can basically communicate by saying complete nonsense.

also, for no reason amd without provocation he just says
>perecesgemence és a kerek perec
sometimes. I think he might be aut, but unfortunately I do the same thing

>AUTISM TIER
ftfy

No but i should need one because of the raw power that would be transferred into bravehearts jaw

how does it feel to be a raging autist?

We mind ye in aa our prayers, an cun thenks tae God fir the haill o ye.

>No

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>finnish
>not gibberish
agree that danish is trash though

Dutch is pretty fucking bad my man

basiert, gegründet und aufgebaut

B&R

>this could be a legal reality today had the events of 2014 transpired differently

really makes you want a time machine

Stop it lad imagine what your mum would say if she seen the cringe nonsense you chat on the internet your mum and dad probably moved to scotland in the 80s from blackpool

it alright

Why is it that the Scottish man is expected to "just get over it" when his clans were destroyed and stripped of their forests to build the Anglo's fucking empire. Why is it that the SCOTTISH MAN is expected to just get over GENOCIDE and institutional sectarianism and getting fucking killed in Culloden. How about YOU ANGLOS FUCKING GET OVER IT WHEN A SCOTTISH MAN BREEDS YOUR WOMEN. YOU FUCKING GET OVER YOURSELVES ANGLOS. The greatest thing the white English devils fear is a Scottish man remembering who he is and what he built like Edinburgh. When a Scottish man knows who he is he can topple the English system and breed every limey bitch in sight inseminating their nubile wombs with Scottish seed until the Anglo demon genes are obliterated from existence. We won't let you forget a god damn thing you done to us but no one's gonna remember your pale English evil racist asses when we've bred you out of existence.

Jesus christ shant be reading that

My family have been in Scotland for as long as Scotland existed.
Please forgive fellow SCOTTISH BVLLS for speaking in the Ingl*s tongue, I had to do it so his genocidal mind would understand.

Do neighbour languages count?

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You need sectioning

Turn up

didnt read loool

Ye wid gang tae yer thochtie if ye'd read it.

Why? To stop me from BREEDING Inglis women?

Typing your accent doesn't count as culture and thats the only thing you scots have, at lest speak the proper Brythonic languages of the isle before the a*glos showed up, mind you scots is just that, anglo saxon

Waffle on cringe boy

>Typing your accent doesn't count as culture
Based

Ey up ey by eccy thump , it be reyt

based and tartanpilled

Forgive me SCOTTISH BROTHERS for talking to him.
Scots was always spoke in Scotland for as long a people existed in Scotland you rat.
All of you English are annoyed that Scotland is gaining it's culture back while you will not exist in 200 years time but we will.

Inglis lad

I'm not speaking Gaelic.

What culture porridge is english

Lamo i am Welsh, Pictish and gealic where spoken long before 'scots(an anglo saxon language)

Wrong.
Scots has always been spoken in Eastern Scotland.

Also, the Picts(Scots) always spoke Gaelic.

How does it feel that your entire identity is based on speaking English funny

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>english
>french
>difficult
brainlet spotted

Scotlands on the ropes here

How does it feel that English is just poorly spoken Scots?

How does it feel knowing that no ones arsed what you say

SCOTTISH BVLL ANHILATES INGLIS MAN
Oh wait, that is a typical news headline in Scotland!

Gob
Shite

Oooh aye morag ma da took a big shite on mi bed and said FOoken English bastard's took mi job

Don't forget dutch and finnish

You are not Scottish. You are an Englishman that lives in Scotland.

I am Welsh you thick cunt im taking the piss out of your pathetic people

Neither of you are not pathetic, you're of the same country and are good friends

Fuck off gimp

Fuck up you big piss, i am no friends of porridge wogs

Tell me another language that omits all their consonnants and replace them with a vague gurgle sound?

WE ARE PATHETIC.HAHAHAHA.
You have been enslaved for the last 900 years to the English. We have not been enslaved for 1.

I would like to stay and you will not persuade me to leave
In fact I am visiting Kingston Upon Thames, Blackpool, Glasgow, and Rhyl soon.

Errrr you need help mate
>Blackpool
Why?

End game inbreeding with an internet connection you type with your elbows dont you

I do.
COME MY SCOTTISH BROTHER LETS EXTERMINATE THE INGLISMAN!

Halandzsa is a beautiful thing

The Scottish can't fight there way out of a wet paper bag

I have been told they have marijuana and heroin and hashish there, and nice northern coasts.

>Jacobite
>Bruce
>William
>All of the British Empires soldiers

>Jacobites
Lamo

>All of the British Empires soldiers
scottish regiments are full of English people and always have been actual fact

DURRRR....
HIGHLANDERS ARE ENGLISH....LOWLANDERS ARE ENGLSISH...DSURURR

No point arguing with the deluded

>you can basically communicate by saying complete nonsense.
You can do that in any language. It's called slang.

No, it's not about slang.
It's about imitating real speech while saying nothing, tricking the other party into thinking they don't know the meaning of these "words", while you, yourself know that they have no meaning.

Oh, I see, we have that too. We also have something opposite, but it is considered slang. Shortening of words based on phonology and not on grammar/words themselves. Someone who speaks Serbian understands it most of the time but for foreigners and google translate its literally gibberish. Boomers also don't understand it since it became popular in the 80s and 90s.
Example is "Sio?". It's shortened of "Da li si video?" (Have you seen it?).
Shortening process is:
-Da li si video?
-Si video?
-Sido?
-Sio?
There are plenty of other examples. That's why I thought it's similar or a form of slang because he said it's "using gibberish to communicate".

Can agree to an extent. Turkish sounds like it is made up on the spot.

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Danish sounds alpha, all other euros sound like faggotsin comparison
Will learn it some day

Literally even the people here don't understand each other. If you're from Copenhagen and travel to Jutland you won't understand shit, and a person from middle Jutland won't understand a person from north or south Jutland.
How did it end up like this

Checked, based belgbro

Ikke giv fjeldaben flere skud i bossen. Vi må holde sammen

Hvordan kan dere holde sammen når dere ikke engang forstår hinanden??

It's usually for comedic effect.
>Csak azt akartam tudni, hogy a pincér ebben a kávéházban is kiszera méra bávatag, ha lehet.
>I just wanted to know if the waiter in this café too is kiszera méra bávatag, if possible.
It means fucking nothing, but it sounds like as if you are saying something, plainly because it blends into the mix of regular words perfectly.

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