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/brit/ isn't full of virgins but instead mediocre shagsman who think they've earned the right to call everyone virgins
seasoned shagsman realize that normalized casual sex was a mistake

Grand a week should be more than enough, especially if you're out in the countryside. Even in Barcelona or Madrid you will be able to live very comfortably, unless you're getting escorts every night or something.

would be willing if you're ever in sheff

what does it mean when someone drops their haitches

on the shitter as i type this

at the precise time i press submit, poo will be exiting my arse

Outstanding

just had korean food, tasted labradorey

Might try this next time I go for a poo

pics of poo afterwards

no i'm in sitting

northern benders are not my type

fucking scrap me then instead you big poof

dismal
utterly utterly hopeless

bored of posting cats
need a new gimmique

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>not having the entire pack of biccies
grow up

i should probably say that i doubt i could do even the frontside unity/whatever the name is on a rail without first bailing hard - i skated vert for like 13 years and can do all the copaign and big air stuff but that rail shit is deadly, one slip and its lights out

ri back at you bruce

cunnysewer

IN ENGLISH DOC

once i'll glass you i'll be forced to violate your arse

this is a charming image

freakin radical dude

are SSDs worth it
£55 for 500gb bit steep innit

Well worth it mate, loading times are much quicker.

dog is getting old, can’t even go up the stairs on his own anymore
bit sad

want to get rich so i can be a cokehead

Yeah. Thanks.

I got the samsung 500 gb for like forty quid on one of those amazon lightning deals
don’t think I could go back to a standard hard drive tbqh

your dog takes it up the arse

i can do most tricks in halfpipes but not on rails
its actually dope ye, ever played a game of SKATE with like 20 other bladers all having a few beers and zoots, light competition until the end game when you end up with the best two bringing out the double back twists. its a great way to spend a day

iktf
smashed my hip when I was abroad and haven't been since really. not good enough to turn up in full pads and not look like a gimp
weird how vert is less sketchy init

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just get him one of those stair lifts you see advertised on day time telly

new gimmick: nobody posts images

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>no sound
>linking instead of posting

m8

give him a hug and make his life as comfortable as you can. make sure you're aware of when it's time to call it a day and make sure you're there when it happens.

just googled "dog on stairlift" and was surprised that there were many results

Not a skater but I watched mid90s today in the cinema

Very aesthetic. good film

those were the days

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Does "skater" here refer to skateboards or rollerblades?

nobody was born obese or homosexuality
they are a choice

fatty enablers and fag enablers are to blame

skates, blades, boards and scooters

haha look at him go

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ice skates

okay I'm going to say it
fatboy slim is dogshit

True, but this was by Cornershop

how did you evade the filter

skateboards

i respect all niggers

ye i guess its cuz you learn to fall really early but with rail you're more up to the elements or the circumstance that made you bail
like lean back you slap your head, lean forward you cuck your wrists
on vert you just gotta crumble and slide, i guess confidence is a big part of it.
>not good enough to turn up in full pads and not look like a gimp
iktf bro, coming to that age where if i bail hard i cant really do a lot of other stuff so its just something ive gotta let go soon unfortunately, mad respect (and a bit of envy) for those who continue skating into their late 20's

Mad how many of the top MILF adult actresses are British. Don't really watch porn, just read that somewhere once, haha.

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Why didn't your dad use a condom?

Remixed by Norman Cook

It only considers 8+ letters to be spam

just bit into ice cream

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Remember when they showed this on You've Been Framed and I absolutely lost my shit.

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You should watch Bones Brigade: An Autobiography then. It's very good. Closest I ever got to skating was playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater on playstation and I was still thoroughly invested and entertained by that film

This isn't true at all.

thank you

>Norman Cook
lmao that can't be a real name
>Birth name: Quentin Leo Cook
lmao that's even worse

>Select all images with bikes
No bike.

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what is it with white people and dogs
what the fuck
they love them more than their kids

you have a simple mind fren

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jeremy beadle, lisa riley or harry hill?

or maybe you just dont know what love looks like because your dad left you

shitting willies
cunting cockcrabs
bastard

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I was about 10 so it must have been are Lisa.

who was the better man, martin luther king jr or stalin

You had one job.

Watch more MILF porn, you thick nigger.

fartin poother dingaling poonior

I don't watch any porn, you degenerate fucking kike (no offense to the based Jews in this thread).

I swear to god if you put milk in your tea go fuck yourself cunt

then press skip ?

>he doesn't understand the spiritual connection between the white man and animals
Sucks to be a pooskin

the fat one from emmerdale
shame

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NIGGER

NAME ON zoey

Nah they made an "ignore" button, which is only there when there's this trick.
It's almost too easy.
I'm happy to be a human.

getting involved

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gf has (genetic) diabetes
do not want my kids to have it

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Does every Brit have an uncle, grandpa or father who traveled to Hong Kong to fuck some sideways oriental pussy under the guise of ‘going there for business’

pommy bastards

just watched Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
is that what london is really like

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