I want to go in somewhere and take over the country and then have a harem and split up parts to friends

I want to go in somewhere and take over the country and then have a harem and split up parts to friends

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Based
Do you want to be frens?

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yes I need some to split it up with

which one would you like? Lol

Somewhere weak

Most of the really really rich people do that with their rich friends. There is a kind of life so great and pleasurable and most of us will never experience it. The endless possiilities for yourself and being able to be a heroin addict without it ever turning bad for you, an chilling in a custom built ultra aesthetic comfy room with whatever you want to eat and forver privacy to blast your 20,0000 dollar soundsystem and then get horny and take your pick for that night out of the 39 high end escourts you have on call. No money stress or depression, learning things just because and not for school. Fuggg.

specifically?

What's a poor place with pretty women

Make me a Duke please.

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go back to Jow Forums

Nauru is one of the smallest countries in the world. There army consists of 30 people. We can easily get 40 guys and take the place over.

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No, I decided to take over Jow Forums. Cute boys will have to do.

I feel like I'd do better than this guy

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I just looked Nauru up, God are those people fat

I'm thinking of doing Nauru as a test run

Then let it be done

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I've got to do some planning and logistics but I'm up for it

Reported to the fbi. Enjoy ur v&

maybe I could get cia backing

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I pledge allegiance, fren

can i have a fiefdom and infinite government grants? i want to turn a small backwater shithole into a prosperous paradise and be loved by the people

You can have a fiefdom

absolutely based, I want a harem of cute Jow Forums boys

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I get my Duchy right?

'course

Thank you my liege

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Greetings fellow peer of the realm

Same

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>Nauru/Population
>13,649 (2017)
good luck trying to curtail that civilian population.
or even the country of australia:
>Australia is responsible for Nauru's defense under an informal agreement between the two countries.
>However, there is a relatively large armed police force, and an auxiliary police force for internal security.

Well I am only in the planning stages, what would be another good place to take?

preferably
>not old world
>mountainous
>not in America
>access to ocean
>low population
It doesn't have to be an entire country

How about some of Chile, or did you mean no SA too?

>Tuvalu has been designated a "least developed country" (LDC) by the United Nations.
>Tuvalu has no regular military forces, and spends no money on the military. Its national police force, the Tuvalu Police Force headquartered in Funafuti, includes a maritime surveillance unit, customs, prisons and immigration. Police officers wear British-style uniforms.
>Crime in Tuvalu is not a significant social problem due to an effective criminal justice system, also due to the influence of the Falekaupule (the traditional assembly of elders of each island) and the central role of religious institutions in the Tuvaluan community.
>Each island has its own high-chief, or ulu-aliki, and several sub-chiefs (alikis). The community council is the Falekaupule (the traditional assembly of elders) or te sina o fenua (literally: "grey-hairs of the land").[6] As defined in the Falekaupule Act (1997), Falekaupule means "traditional assembly in each island...composed in accordance with the Aganu of each island". Aganu means traditional customs and culture.
>Section 41 and Schedule 3 of the Falekaupule Act (1997) provides that “[i]t shall be the duty of every Falekaupule and of every Kaupule to use its resources to assist the police in the detection and prevention of crime within the area of its authority.”[7]
found it.

Excellent find, they're begging to be taken over it seems.

South America is fine.
Though I would avoid French Guiana.

Okay, as it stands Tuvalu will be a test run and part of Chile later.

there's only one urban area in tuvalu we have to take.
automatic weapons and some trucks should be enough.

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He's slightly less unimpressive than Nauru's beefcake PM

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he looks like an old retard.
we could take him hostage and make him tell the population to obey.
>>Crime in Tuvalu is not a significant social problem due to an effective criminal justice system, also due to the influence of the Falekaupule (the traditional assembly of elders of each island) and the central role of religious institutions in the Tuvaluan community.

clarkson?

One issue I'm seeing with Tuvalu is from the videos I'm seeing its population appears to be constituted really only of fat squat little men and no pretty girls

>0–14 years: 29.4% (male 1,639/female 1,557)
>15–24 years: 20.27% (male 1,157/female 1,046)
>25–54 years: 36.35% (male 1,946/female 2,005)
numbers wont be too bad if we kill off the young men.
time to lose our virginities, boys.

We could offer free passage to Jow Forums users

we can recruit Jow Forums gays to fight in our army. they will protect us but not touch our pretty grills.

No reason we can't participate with our army in the Greek manner

what manuscript is this from?