When you realise how much of a shithole Canada and America and Europe are in comparison to Australia

>when you realise how much of a shithole Canada and America and Europe are in comparison to Australia

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Dry-ass island full of people that even snaggle-toothed Britbongs didn't want.

Have you ever fucked an abo woman?

h-how common are blond men in australia? asking for a friend

Do people actually think this? Pretty sure everyone just gets a positive idea about Australia thanks to Finding Nemo.

you are a chinese colony, just like canada

I've talked to real Australians, most of them are bored out of their skulls back at home. It's like if an entire country was lower middle class flyover America but even more spread out with even less to do with no culture or purpose.

>No freedom of speech
>No right to bear arms
>1.2 million immigrants in the past three years in a country of 25 million
>Stagnant wages as a result of mass immigration
>ISPs censoring websites because they don't like them
>Two leftist propaganda channels paid for by taxpayers, one dedicated to immigrants so they don't have to learn English
Australia is a nanny state shit hole, in some states you can't even own a sword or crossbow, and in all states you can't own body armour

accurate

What do you spend your time doing that Australians can't?

Canada is maybe slightly more shitholish than Australia, probably not though. You have a marginally better standard of living and life expectancy, your pay is better but our taxes and cost of living are lower, Australia is drastically safer than Canada in terms of homicide though you use a lot more drugs than we do and our education system is noticeably better than yours. It's subjective but our geography and sports are better than yours.
America of course is much more of a shithole than Australia, it's not even a fair comparison and you should feel bad for making it.

only your lord can carry armor right peasant!? :D

>Tier 2
Weird flex but ok.

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What0s this supposed to be ranking?

What are you going to do with body armour and a sword? Are you expecting to be attacked by medieval highwaymen?

%of population that is homosexual

You turned us into Britain with your mosque stunt.

>The SPI measures the well-being of a society by observing social and environmental outcomes directly rather than the economic factors. The social and environmental factors include wellness (including health, shelter and sanitation), equality, inclusion, sustainability and personal freedom and safety.

seems it was always in your dna

In my state you can legally own swords but in Victoria you can't, I collect swords for their aesthetic appearance, I am sure people in Victoria would like to be able to do the same, and why wouldn't I want body armour? It's not a weapon, it's merely a protective measure, security guards can't even get them in Australia unless they worked as armoured truck guards

A few things you'll admit you really can't do and a bunch of things you'll claim you can but really can't with any practicality and especially not within a reasonable time frame.