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Might the cultural sensibility that came to be referred to as postmodernism best be seen as a prolonged meditation on all the technological changes that never happened? The question struck me as I watched one of the recent Star Wars movies. The movie was terrible, but I couldn’t help but feel impressed by the quality of the special effects. Recalling the clumsy special effects typical of fifties sci-fi films, I kept thinking how impressed a fifties audience would have been if they’d known what we could do by now—only to realize, “Actually, no. They wouldn’t be impressed at all, would they? They thought we’d be doing this kind of thing by now. Not just figuring out more sophisticated ways to simulate it.”
That last word—simulate—is key. The technologies that have advanced since the seventies are mainly either medical technologies or information technologies—largely, technologies of simulation. They are technologies of what Jean Baudrillard and Umberto Eco called the “hyper-real,” the ability to make imitations that are more realistic than originals. The postmodern sensibility, the feeling that we had somehow broken into an unprecedented new historical period in which we understood that there is nothing new; that grand historical narratives of progress and liberation were meaningless; that everything now was simulation, ironic repetition, fragmentation, and pastiche—all this makes sense in a technological environment in which the only breakthroughs were those that made it easier to create, transfer, and rearrange virtual projections of things that either already existed, or, we came to realize, never would. Surely, if we were vacationing in geodesic domes on Mars or toting about pocket-size nuclear fusion plants or telekinetic mind-reading devices no one would ever have been talking like this. The postmodern moment was a desperate way to take what could otherwise only be felt as a bitter disappointment and to dress it up as something epochal, and new
wonder what the custodian will think of this
There’s been a black cock in the catalog for like half an hour
jesus i just realised it's been 3 days since my last wank
lots of catching up to do
Hmm... yes...
ah so he’s probably tugging on his little prick the fat freak
Fuck why my so attracted to boobs? I like naked girls
Unrobed myself and shot a stream of liquid shite over a feminist in the pub yesterday to the rapturous ovation of the pub-goers
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The end result of the tech-futurist oligarchy we're currently descending into is the speciation of the human race. The satanic elites genetically alter themselves to become a race of living Gods while the proles argue about whether the 15th Star Wars movie was problematic.
1 per week is the ideal frequency
Pointless thread janny lives to delete brit threads
if you impregnate a girl when you're say 14 and not fully grown does that mean the baby will be born younger?
I tried to warn you about Star Wars
I tried to warn you about gamers
Does janny fail to realise I could render his powers completely impotent with a simple reset of my internet router?
tired of this gilets jaunes business wish they’d escalate to civil war or just fuck off
huh turns out no deal wasn't the end of the world
think he finally went to sleep
the fucker could actually just delete the image like jannies in other boards do instead of the entire thread but the int jan seems to dislike brit for some reason
Once knocked a feminist's teeth out with my PENIS and gagged her before she had the chance to pollute the minds of the other pub goers with her hysterical nonsense
Finnish ape
GIVE THE SCUM A GUN AND MAKE THE BUGGER FIGHT
HOLY P-PENG!
if you haunted me and scratched my back i wouldnt even mind
Karen
You’re half chink you barely have a penis fucking mutt bastard
Slut
do ghosts wear clothes? if so where do they get them?
ghost closet
Dunnes Stores
hi lads, what's the weather like in Britland today?
Big bowl of fuck-all for breakfast lads
I’m having croissants with jam. Problem?
mah semen is semen
they wear whatever they died in
there's your motivation to always dress your best because you never know
if you die in the shower you're going to have your ghost willy flopping about forever
yet more skyscrapers for Pengdon :)
have a drink, have a drive
go out and see what you can find :)
Niggers are a primitive species
Big bowl of niggers for breakfast
Entertainment is indulgence which is cowardice and weakness but arguably anything can be indulgence including this post right now however the problem is that a video game is designed SPECIFICALLY to entertain as a game like a game by a group of people that are weak in spirit and physically they are faceless and their job is to create a game that entertains it is a game they design games characters with features of women to entice you to play games and now you wank to cartoon but you still play their game they designed which enters into your thought just like you eat food prepared by someone you dont know which enters into your body because there is trust system and you have trust that they wont sell you arsehole as meat but we know now that they do sell you arsehole as meat but it doesnt matter to you because you pretend you dont know this and the trust system works because you dont care it is a game that's the point of it clues in the name game game like what you do as a child you're a child and you play games cops and robbers tag you're it hide and seek a game designed specifically to entertain the problem with this is that the people that want to be entertained are the type of people that want to play games that are for children but they are not children so your trust is placed in these people but it turns out that arsehole is made of meat anyway
can’t take someone who would want a cock inside him (or her) seriously
someone has never had their prostate stimulated
DeShawn LaKwanda
Listen, you had me with the premise but this excerpt is so devoid of any literary cunning, grammar, punctuation or articulation that I literally had to stop reading halfway through. I felt absolutely nauseated. Throw a comma in there ffs.
Yea lad. I want something savoury
From what lve seen in weeb anime/games, japanese ghosts are naked
Quite sunny but still chilly
will be putting on a jumper and a jacket when I go out later today
boring thread this morning lads
*closes tab*
plebeian cant into free flowing oratory the lack of grammar offers perspective to the reader who can interpret it like free jazz shut up soyman
Having my prostate simulated
someone’s going to have early onset incontinence
bumpkin wanker
wonder how doctors learn how to give prostate exams
do the universities just pay a guy to stand around and have his arsehole fingered by medical students
>free jazz
>shut up soyman
job interview tuesday
plastic arseholes
Ultimately it’s just a poorly constructed piece of writing and the lack of punctuation only inhibits the readers understanding of what you’re trying to say. If this is what your mental narrative sounds like then you must have an IQ of 80 because anybody intelligent would have a conscious that internalises with punctuation.
Just because I can see sheep from my window doesn't make me a bumpkin
Whatchu gonna be working as?
1 tesco folded flatbread dipped in bbq sauce for brekkie
not if you take small willies
"So it uh says here on your resume you get a 4 in the back and 2 on the sides and top"
they just go to the local truck stop and look for the holes in toilet stalls
I remember seeing a story a few years ago where the NHS was paying someone to have their bum fingered by medical students
i have an iq of 81 tested how did you know
sounds vile
speaking of ghosts anyone watched the frighteners? if you haven't it's a really fun comedy horror filmed in kiwiland very underrated
same for beetlejuice
Your incoherent ramblings tipped me off
sounds like a sweet gig
need a cute doctor gf to finger my bum
speed up your pea fried egg brain slowcoach we move fast
Course you’d like that ponyboy
research services project manager
I haven't had a hair cut for months
Think I might fry an egg for breakfast
eat the egg shell membrane for brain boost
This is a thread for British culture, so please post about British movies like Kidulthood, Adulthood, and Brotherhood.
Why are you such a faggot?
Why did you post photos of your taint, arsehole and scrote here?
Why did you quit posting for a while?
Remember in the last thread when I made a lighthearted shitpost in jest about Ireland being called Pooland and the Irishman went off the deep end in a very long, rambling post full of butthurt? That was fun.
Scientific research? Geez a job haha
If me brain gets any bigger me head will explode from too much knowledge
actually quite nice
cba making anything anyway, other than this nice cuppa
good luck turtle
I was busy
>youtube.com
>that cutie at 0:51
I bet she'd even look past me posting in the wrong thread...
I was shitposting ironically you cocksucker
NZ is a british colony.
go away
Popping out to the big tescos for a few bits.
new zealanders are technically british
I want to put my penis in her.
waiting for the gf to wake up
might just go into town for a bit instead of laying in bed all day
bucket of water does the trick
Want to start painting
Does anyone here paint
I like abstract
anyone hear about that shooting in melbourne?
Israel is British territory.
not the worst idea in the world but she'd be in a bad mood all day, not sure I want that
Why the fuck is the intent behind dumbass posts like these. Are you so creatively braindead, you can't even try to make a joke?
remember my one about belching at a feminist during a gender politics debate in the pub, drawing thunderous applause in the process?
good times
2bh it didn't actually happen. in fact I just made it all up on the spot. I didn't even leave my house last night
'ri mboko
dey crucify jesuz christ :)
Nah but I'm willing to bet that the jews were somehow involved