You wake up this morning and

>Hi user, how you doin'? Last night was amazing, i didn't enjoy doing it in a long time, you're so big! Teehee, anyway what do you want for breakfast?

W-What do?

Attached: 1551001986859.jpg (1854x1080, 294K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=xp4jX6Czhy8
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Bitch what are you talking about you are not my bf gtfo my house

Tobias get the hell out of my bed dude

im calling the cops

Best Norway girl

I get that you're obsessed with dudes that look like chics but spamming this guy on Jow Forums is going to going to cause a lot of problems for him in the future. He'll probably be harassed online a lot.

Attached: wojak coffee.jpg (645x773, 49K)

Attached: dc934bc94f6e6955485aeecb8ef70d63.png (1334x750, 723K)

she looks better than this piggy runtoid actual girl. state of germanic "beauty"

youtube.com/watch?v=xp4jX6Czhy8

>dude

>You. It's you what I want for breakfast
*Proceed to fuck her again*

I’ll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>do you live in the us?
>i wish!
fuck, she really is a woman isn't she? such a deracinated americanised soy bug. need zoomers killed

murder suicide

I have a pig nose :/

Rude. I think the actual girl is a pretty decent 7-8 in my books

Well he's just as obnoxious as other thots so I guess he's doing something right.

>>yOU THPUGHT IT WAS A WOMAN?????
>>JOkesO N YOU!
>>It'S a MENTALLI ILL MAN ON ESTROGENS !! NM!!
>>GAY A OK!!!

>>>Hi user, how you doin'? Last night was amazing, i didn't enjoy doing it in a long time, you're so big! Teehee, anyway what do you want for breakfast?

Attached: 1554692274546.png (750x613, 275K)

Give her a morning blowjob swallowing her load.

She's not very attractive in most pics tbqh.

Attached: 14.jpg (1141x2048, 680K)

>Men better at looking like women than women

Is it over lads?

Attached: 1555013260603.webm (864x1080, 737K)

would suck his dick and bang him and make him my girlfriend / wife

Not if I do it first!

You mean her oversized clitty?
Chill Trapapadopolos her bacalhau belongs to Barbosa

i would fuck you in ass and tongue kiss you until we both cum on him

Hmmm. Are you hairless? Do you at least have feminine characteristics? I can't be giving out my boipussi to just anyone.

NO

not her, she's obviously not an agp so she wouldn't refer to herself as a trap

>white woman
no thanks

no need care about that. my dick is inside your ass already
no tears bro, only bankrupcy and buttfuckery

Aren't like JAV full of white women?

Not Emma you retard

I don't think so, buddy. You best check your mouth or imma come over there and break your face, friendo.

I know, I was just posting a cute tranny.

Attached: 27.jpg (1160x1544, 902K)

>this
>somehow cute

Yikes

what we got here, a fucking comedian?
better bring your friends to carry your dead faggot body in some trash bags you fucking nigger

good god he's fucking hideous

Attached: cat vomit.jpg (565x403, 71K)