Worst part of France

>not Paris
wrong

Parisians are deluded.
>muh proximity
>muh shops
>muh ethnic food

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France has Basque clay.
France has Spanish clay.
France has Italian clay.
France has Germanic clay.
Brittany isn't even France.
Occitan language is real.

What the fuck is "a France" anyway?

A country with ten times your GDP

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>What the fuck is "a France" anyway?
They're Franks, the country is formed by Charlemagne, which most likely was be born in current day Belgium or Germany

Italy is an even bigger clusterfuck

Let's not talk about Spain then

You lot are just "united" states

If "something" is migrants ruining France, then I'd rather have nothing.

>Brittany isn't even France
Just because they have a strong regional identity doesn't mean they aren't part of France

Many such cases.

Franks were a Germanic tribe, charlemagne was born in Belgium, French are romance speakers.

I know, all of you god damned non-countries.

Yes.

yeah, but "a part of" and "being" are two different things.

I'd say Guimarães and Braga "have strong regional identities", I wouldn't reduce Brittany to that. I mean, probably nowadays you can after the efforts of the central government of France of eliminating languages that aren't French...

Have sex

Have wealth

Hi Schlomo.

They have been part of the French kingdom since the 16th century. It's pretty fair to assume they're French.
You're being obtuse on purpose. That's like saying anything outside the central government isn't France because they had an history before that.
>I wouldn't reduce Brittany to that.
It has literally been that for almost 500 years. Just because they spoke another language (something many parts of France used to) doesn't change that.

It is. Cope.

I did not allow you to speak to me. Now go and build me a new garage, Joao.

>Marseille
>no nogs and mudslime
Aha yeaaa.

It's not. Give it back.

yeah, and Angola was part of the Portuguese kindom since the 16th centutry too and you niggers didn't shut up about "muh evil imperialism" until we gave them independence. Your assumptions are ridiculous.

Yeah, people who didn't speak "French" are citizens of a country called "France", completely normal. I agree it's normal for non-countries to exist. Normal is right, I still don't see how "France" is a thing. Should just be called the "united peoples of some former French king".

Nah, why would we give another country one of our regions?

Might as well post this then. I wouldn't call it shite only because it hasn't the city life.

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Did the muslims ruin your garage?
Sorry, I don't work for Scholomo.

>Should just be called the "united peoples of some former French king".
In short, France

Because it's German.
Just like South Flanders is part of Flanders, not France, you filthy thiefs

France’s ideal population is 100 million

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It's what we call being a conquerer, we take what we want, cope with it.

Yeah, in short FYROM is just Macedonia.

But it's still a non country no matter how short France likes to name itself.

It's big yikes from me
Fuck concrete

What problem do you have that the notion of France are the territories and people united under the central authority in Paris ? Are you too moronic to understand this simple concept ?

No foreigner anything about France outside of Paris, Marseilles and maybe Bretonny.

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>I wouldn't call it shite only because it hasn't the city life.
this

OP is a faggot macron boy

Get fucked, losers, France will remain France

If you look 5 minutes at the history of most modern countries they are the same but ok

You vegetated in your corner of Iberia, stayed small, that's ok but don't act like France is an exception when Spain, Italy, Germany, the UK and dozens of other all over the world are also much bigger than they used to be because they are made up of smaller cultural entities

It's true our former governments did a very good job at making sure French became the first thing people identified too and butchered several languages, tho

>ust because they spoke another language (something many parts of France used to) doesn't change that.

If a region doesn't speak the language of the country controlling it it shouldn't be a part of that country, period.

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Great then, everybody there speaks French now so you can stop arguing
Yes, even the Basques and the Alsatians speak French as a first language, even if they know their local one too

I have a problem with all non-countries, you're not special. I understand non-countries, they are the norm. It's just weird to me other people accept to live in a country that doesn't have the name of their people.

How cucked does one have to be to accept to live in a country that doesn't take its name after one's people but after some other people that don't even speak the same language?

Cuckholdry is weird to me.

Only because you have the most discriminatory bullshit linguistic policy in all of Europe.

By the way your map doesn't even match your reasoning
If you want to balkanize according to languages do it properly, most of southern France didn't speak French a couple centuries ago either

giuseppe pls

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Well Breton is a far more distinct than Occitan

Wait, so Germany, Italy and Spain are all non-countries as well?

why is there such an immense autism in this thread
have sex the lot of you

What a crybaby holy shit
We used to have drastic policies yes, and the result is that today everyone speaks French

There is no "waaaah ONLY because...", the fact is today French has supplanted every other historical language, so according to your thinking it is now legitimate French clay, period.

Yes, most modern countries are non-countries, i do not deny this. France isn't the only one.
Portugal vegetated in its corner in Iberia. I'm going to write this down, least I forget.

What's wrong with one people one language one country one history? Nations are like this. I'm a Portuguese and my country and nation are Portugal. It'd be weird if I said I'm a Portuguese and my country is something else unrelated.

>why is there such an immense autism in this thread
have sex the lot of you

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That's a very narrow way of defining what a country is
>it shouldn't
Reality doesn't work based on what should or shouldn't. What do you make of polylingual people, especially those living around major trade routes ?
Small, minority languages tend to speak the language of the more dominant entity close by as well, for trade and cultural exchange.
>cucked
Jesus. I really hope that you aren't serious. This such a juvenile way to see things

>central and southern italy are one single monolithic block even though tuscan and neapolitan are as different from each other as catalan is to spanish
>sardinia, sicily and corsica united
>half of veneto is yellow
fucking brainlets

yeah but French sounds like shit

well... duh:
Spain and Italy tried to be smart and not name their countries after a singular people of their countries do.
The French just cucked everyone else.

Occitan has several dialects that can already look pretty different from each other, saying there is no big difference between Oil languages and Occ is retarded but I figured you were, it's ok
Especially when you insist on marking out Catalan from Castillan, 2 languages certainly no more different from each other than French is to Occitan

>What's wrong with one people one language one country one history?

I didn't say it's wrong
On the other you've been bitching about everyone being non countries so don't act like you're attacked, I don't care about you being Portuguese user and you shouldn't care about how artificial you think my country is.
You have most likely never been there, have but a light grasp of our history, and guess what ? Same for Portugual as far as I'm concerned

It's juvenile to wanting to name my country after my own people and not having it any other way? How mature do you have to be to accept living in a country not named after your people?

And that's a good thing, my city has almost no tourists and yet it has plenty of history and great architecture

youtube.com/watch?v=t8jUZ-bNs88

Foreigners prefer to visit Paris or Marseille while there are plenty of better places than that to visit in France

No, you're just getting mad.

Not an argument

this thread again

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>and not name their countries after a singular people of their countries do.
You mean the definition of “France” was originally limited to Ile de France or a fraction of the country whatsoever?

Yep, but it shouldn't be said that Marseille and Paris are worthless either, like I read often here

I'm not denying the issues in those cities but most tourists care about history, architecture, food, etc and there are plenty in both places

Peut-être si tu es un vil narbonoïde.

have sex

>Ctrl+F
>No dixie

Guess I'm insulting aussies nao

Afaik France came from Franks, the germanic people who succeeded in assimilating most regions of France. Its not like they were even native to anywhere in France.

But I am attacking non-countries, and I'm saying it's shameful to live in a country not named after one's own people. I'm even equating it to cuckoldry, where a male accepts his wife to be fucked by another man. In a paralel situation a people is letting their country be named after some other people who are not them. "Yes I'm a Britton and my country is France!, Brittany is just a region!"

Mes frères narbos et moi aurions simplement tracée une ligne Bordeaux --> Valence en laissant tout au nord croupir, merci bien

My sexlife is healthier than yours, so don't worry about it.

if dubs, lille btfos P$G

How do you call a Godwin point but when cuck sex is mentionned instead of Hitler
I swear I will never understand foreigners need to mention this everytime their feathers are rustled

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Why yes, masturbation is indeed the safest form of sex

I said healthier, not safer.

>culture doesn't matter, you should LARP as your ancestors, stop being french
state of yall

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what is this new "have sex" meme?
i like it tbqh

It's what comes after Varg's "stop watching porn"

The South West is god tier though, even if it's the countryside.

>Not just ignoring Americans exist on this board.

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Fuck off Macron.

Ça me semble bien, on vous renverra les 'gnoules, ils se sentiront mieux dans le Sud.

>Franks were a Germanic tribe, charlemagne was born in Belgium, French are romance speakers.
We adopted the local vernacular, Charlemagne's birthplace is unattested and most of his ancestors were born in France because Paris was the Frankish capital longer than any other city.