/cum/

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Date with the girl that’s been ghosting me was supposed to happen tomorrow

is the board more active on weekdays or on the weekend?

Weekdays

/cum/ is dead on Friday Saturday and Sunday and I’m part of the problem

/tv/ is bad. it was never that great to begin with but at least you could find one or two decent threads now it's just pure shit like Jow Forums

one of my youtube videos has hit 1 million views

Link

watching cartoons, right now
*dabs*

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based chris chad poster

it's just a clip from a popular tv show

Why'd you originally upload it?

no one else uploaded that particular clip before

Ok

cooked an entire package of bacon and ate it

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Imagine having a Latina fwb who tells you to succ her toez

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just go full keto and eat nothing but bacon (and drinking nothing but water) for a month straight, you'll actually end up LOSING weight.

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feeling weirdly optimistic today

might clean my full room and trash a lot of things that dont work anymore

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You’ll never be a woman tho

and?

stop bullying anons in /cum/ or you'll have to deal with me buddy

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trannies aren't people, it's impossible to bully them

heh...

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so one time im a tranny but later i am not, im just pretending

get the facts straight /cum/ im getting confused

youre a tranny poser

That's the dream

Ale’s a stinking fagget
Guess that about settles it

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trannyism is a disease you disgusting subhuman fuck

Mean spirited people are worse than trannies.

A fag enabler is worse than the faggot ITself

finger pop my asshole daddy

haha joke's on you I'm both

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A none country is worse that faggots themselves.

Underage girl is telling me about her masturbation habits

Someone’s a lil agitated I see

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Post screenZ

Won’t post all of it but she told me she uses cucumbers

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I'm hungry and I want a beer

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haha wonder if she puts it back in the fridge afterwards

Have you guys ever got hacked? I would like to hear your stories

No I got scammed once though

LOL
Pussycumber

My ex had a strong oral fixation and liked when I ate stuff she put in her pussy
Usually stuff like cucumber and carrots

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gud morgen

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the fuck?? what're you doing on the ceiling?

I just flossed and the piece of string smelled absolutely rancid after maybe 3 uses.

I should buy a water pick desu

story?

haven't flossed in 8 months

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>The story of a mysterious island with dinosaurs still attracts so many people to discover, this time the couple Kirby. House Kirby with a paleontologist - Alan Grant visit the island. Unfortunately, their plane is broken and they have to fight with the bloodthirsty dinosaurs.

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morsning korsning

I got a fake traffic ticket from a city I visited recently and they didn't have a website so I had to give them card information over the phone. Later the people tried to buy like $200 worth of toys from Target and the card company called me and I guess they got arrested

She was also really turned on by making food for me out of her pussy ingredients that I’d eat at work

alright lets try this drug order AGAIN

Drinking a pineapple and ice mixture

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Would you guys paint your room with matte or semi-gloss?

matte

Underaged girl told me she’s a virgin
She also told me her parents are super controlling and monitor her texts so she has to use SMS instead of iMessage

what are you ordering? Why are you saying this on /cum/?

She's lying
t. knower

supplements :^)

She has no reason to lie but i don’t care either way
It’d be better if she’s not since virgins are bad at sex

why are you so vague? Just say it. Its okay if you wont

i have some old xbox 360 games
you think i can get some money out of them

You're about to be Chris Hanson'd.

I got a hunnid doll hairs from selling my wii stuff to gamestop

no dice CSIS

Any Georgia anons about to get eaten by a huge ass storm?

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Stream them on YouTube

bump

CUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAANG

i hate niggers.

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why are you so desperate for money
go work at yoru call center

u guys wanna see a book review i made when i was 15

I’m waiting till her 18th birthday (April 27)

Oh I see. And how old are you?

22
She superliked me on tinder and has her age set to 19 haha

mommy made dinner at 2pm

>no ikea close by
fuck this state

all the world's pornography right at my fingertips

Going out for a smoke. Take care of the thread for me, would ya? Thanks

it no longer sparked joy, did it?

No also it mostly just collected dust

>go to store for stuff for lunch for work
>forget to buy sandwich meat
>tims coffee drips all over cupholder in car and have no napkin to wipe it up with
at least my laundry is done
just should vacuum the hosue before i go and before supper

sure why not

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Right, im back