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Obnoxious edition

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Show your shag card please. It's a shaggers only thread.

Non-shaggers no entry. 5 shag minimum. No autism shoes.

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howdily doodily

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Favourite RHCP song? Universally Speaking. It's sophisticated, and it hits all the right notes.

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*flashes my gay card*

Dogshit

for me personally it's the one where he speaks really fast

GF really wants to have sex but she is on her period. How do I get out of this, she is already really pissed i never show her enough affection.

>this is who we associate with here on 4channel

rasheed's sneed and suck

*nods to other bouncer to drag you into an alley and batter the fuck out of you then telling the police you started it*

*jogs his left elbow so he knocks the glass and spills a bit*

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F

Get someone else to fuck her to tide her over until she stops gushing

The Power of Equality

Rhcp are dogshit but Frusciante isn't. These are the basic facts.

Please. Do elaborate on how you think Universally Speaking is dogshit.

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if you have to ask

that one about california

A resurrection, perhaps?

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Favourite Muse song?

Just put a towel down and fuck her.

bit disrespectful to flea

I'm incel and I'm here to stay

The council estate bungee jump

It’s a dave episode

Their cover of John Cage's 4'33

favourite johnny rebel song?
glad you asked
it’s of course “if i could be a nigger for a day”

shan't

Worst British Prime Ministers of the Last 100 Years:

1. Chamberlain
2. May
3. Eden
4. Heath

The savior?

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I've had loads of sex every day with sexy girls

Big fan of Coon Town myself.

I don't know anything about bass

A holiday that those of the American persuasion do not celebrate?

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*flashes prolapsed anus*

i've never been no christian
i don't want to be baptized

had it up to here with you

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I'm leaving the EU tomorrow lads, as a sovereign citizen

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youtube.com/watch?v=p_8yK2kmxoo

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enjoying some smooth spherical beats

reminder that having brown eyes caps you at being a 6/10
scoring above a 6 requires light-colored eyes
having translucent piercing blue or green eyes is optimal; if you have that then you are a 6.5/10 regardless of your other features
and of course there's racist connotations to go along with this as no non-white man can have light colored eyes

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Look at all these sexy naked male bodies

You are a subject, not a citizen.

Big & Tall reporting in.

Red hot chili poopoo

ah yes i need a guide to tell my relative size and weight wonderful

>We will forever know June 23rd to be British Independence Day

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I get it, because they're trannies now

based and articles of confederationpilled

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LOL, only 20.

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Good that means more super sexy ladies for me to fingerbang and analyse with my really big tallywacker.

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Stop posting this image

>reminder that having brown eyes caps you at being a 6/10
scoring above a 6 requires light-colored eyes
>having translucent piercing blue or green eyes is optimal; if you have that then you are a 6.5/10 regardless of your other features
>and of course there's racist connotations to go along with this as no non-white man can have light colored eyes

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lol

Man went to the Moon in feet and inches. Europe was liberated from Hitler yard by yard and mile by mile. While the fences of concentration camps were measured in metres and the rations in the gulag doled out by the gram and the litre.

the pajeet and the based honourary aryans are discussing yoga and the connectivity to your soul lads

>no Blair

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is this true

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Give me some more then.

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honk honk

Cameron is easily worse than May

>I'm not far-right

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have a backlog of kino I keep meaning to spend saturday and sunday getting through with a few cans but always just end up watching random youtube shit or listening to music while posting on Jow Forums instead

absolute state of my attention span

city are winning the quadruple

>oi, what you sayin bout islam? do you wanna be anally dominated?

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the wachowski sisters

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this divinity original sin game is doing my fucking nut in

enemies just constantly pulling bullshit out their arse fucking hate it hate it hate it

Can't believe people ACTUALLY pay for television subscription services when torrenting exists.

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Rap more like crap.

wow look how much happier they are now
need my willy chopped off

(Clockwise, from top left)
3, 4, 1, 2 tb/h.

blue eyes are mostly cuckish
light brown and green eyes are ideal for males

can you guys stop posting for a few hours? i need to work on my project and your yammering is distracting me

based jew, unironically agree

He's right, rapping is a form of vocal delivery and the "rap" is the lyrics.

having a good time watching some ivy lebelle scenes

They were oestro-poisoned by the CIA just like Bradley Manning, beacuse they are too redpilled.

Going to bed
Gonna tuck myself in really tightly so I can't even move a finger

can't believe people throw black paint on their third eye by consuming that shite at all

feelings status: destroyed

hope you suffocate

big lad
youtube.com/watch?v=3MF4VjPzuy8

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Imagine if you did this and you couldn't get out and then several months later they found your desiccated, mummified corpse trapped in bed.

Hallmark is one of the world's most evil and worthless companies

i dont like relationships

>liberated from Hitler

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why do normies love celebrating single moms nowadays?
said something against them and some utter normoids flipped on me
don't have a runtified culture don't project yours at me

Humans Are Amazing 2019

Read this in a thick Japanese accent

When will the average person get it through their thick skull that the left doesnt want equality, it wants superiority over the white man.