/éire/

Not enough.

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I don't believe women should vote, but compared to Irish birds they're pretty sexy

Lit a candle for the thread today lads, you can thank me later

Thanks gran.

>Do androids, as well as Adam and Eve, have reproductive organs? Do they use them? >They do not have them right after their ‘birth’. Since reproductive organs were hidden in most of the information from humans, they failed to copy those organs. However, during their learning process, they may gain body parts that serve as reproductive organs. Since they can copy anything, they can create semen, change their sex, and even mimic pregnancy to a certain extent, but since they cannot become truly organic lifeforms, they will not be able to undergo insemination or mitosis. They can only create very convincing imitations of the real thing using other materials.
Straight from the mouth of Yoko Taro.

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Yeah got a bit of incense burning myself

Thanks user. Did you have anything specific in mind regarding the general when you lit the candle or was it non-specific?

>ocht

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Just that it wouldn't be shit I suppose. Not asking for a miracle like for it to be entertaining, moreso that there's no yikesposting and counter-yikesposting

County's fucked.

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Why is Laois fucked?

I now realise that was the Waterford crest but when I saw "Port" I immediately thought of Portlaoise.

Up de déise

What do you do when your bellend is cold lads?

Waggle it around, get the blood flowing

dip it into a saucepan of hot water

worry

YASS Game of Thrones final season tomorrow night guys! I'm so excited!

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

>Game of thrones
Normie bullshit

I go back to England where people say bellend unironically

It's for people who want to watch porn without the stigma.

Nah it's for people with low IQs to think they're fantasy nerds. And for normal people to pass the time.
Most of these shows aren't as long as they are because of appeal, but because of sunk cost fallacy.

Good stay in England proddy tosser

>tosser

I'm Irish you gobshite, I was making fun of him for saying bellend

>I'm Irish you gobshite, I was making fun of him for saying bellend

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Should I go back and light another candle?

All of them. Then go to your closest cathedral and do the same. Don't stop until /éire/ is pure.

Should bin your collection of scented candles instead and go to conversion therapy you batty bwoi

Whenever I'm on holiday I light candles in the churches I visit.

fascinating
*stares off into space*

Fuck off yikesanon

Have you lads adjusted to the clocks going forward an hour yet?

>light another candle
Same tier of banter as worrying about the immersion, quoting Father Ted and saying "ah sure you'd know you're a [local GAA club] man" desu

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Except I actually meant it retard

>Except I actually meant it retard

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Still cringe

>Anime
I don't think you should condescend to anyone you sad cunt

It can't be sadder, or thicker, than someone ACTUALLY A C T U A L L Y lighting a candle for their internet friend support group and then calling someone else a retard

There are some absolute braindead specimens on here

She's from a VN

The only sad thing here is how buttdevastated you are over a single post.

same difference

Are you going to light a candle for me?

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It's gonna be yuuuuge

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I don't think he was being serious lad

ocht

Y’all read this when you were young?

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No but it was around.

>and saying "ah sure you'd know you're a [local GAA club] man" desu
Ah sure yo'd know you're a [shite local GAA club in a neighbouring parish] man.

>cringe
Highly cringeworthy.

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I was surprised how okay the trailer looked. I didn't know Disney were involved. But the first book is the weakest of the first 3 if I recall correctly.

I wasn't into that spy genre, read Spud Murphy though

>Artemis Fowl
>spy genre

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I haven't read it in years lol

Yes.

His Benny series of books were better imo. The Artemis Fowl books are a great concept but I don't think they're always executed so well.

I thought it was pretty good just in terms of being a well crafted story, the justification for some of the later plots are a bit far fetched and convenient seemingly just as a means to establish the typical formula of all the books. Reminds me Dr. Who or Sherlock like that actually.
But the one with the super computer would probably make a good film being set in America and all with lots of recognisable elements, the bad guy in it could literally be Drumpf.

>The Artemis Fowl books are a great concept but I don't think they're always executed so well.
Eoin Colfer is writing the James Bond books now, isn't he?

feel hungry
could have another dinner

same

And they'll probably make Artemis autistic since that's the fad in Hollywood now since it's an IRL super power.

I had 2 dinners today, but nothing else.

Yes all these cans are making me angry

>tfw Jow Forums autism isn't the trendy kind

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Checked wiki and it doesn't seem so.

But he was at some stage, right? I don't think I imagined that.

I wonder if it's possible there's another universe out there where it is, and we'd all be big men?

>the big autistic men of the parish
One can dream.

Give it time. Hollywood is so creatively deficient that we're only a few years away from getting a greentext cinematic universe. Starring Sigourney Weaver as moot.

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Going to bed, lads. Don't forget to blow out all the candles.

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>local pub is a LAN cafe

Night weeb lad

>GTAV still exists
kek

this art style offends me

Wonder how many people on /x/ are proper loons

...and the leftards keep bitching about trans representation in vidya

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A fair few.

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Browsing /x/ always makes me scared to sleep

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For real though, I'd bet the gangstalking lads are proper schizos
Afraid you'll miss out on prime ethereal pussy?

I’m here to ruin this thread

Joke's on you, I'm pouring holy water on my keyboard right now.

Not a schizo but my browser is being hacked + tracked and I'm always followed when outside, it's just a fact of modern life. Not paranoia.

All it does is disappoint me. I want to believe user has found a real alien or ghost or whatever, but it never is.

>Not a schizo
>but

>p*ssy
Don't speak about female genitalia with such crude and derogatory language.

fanny cunt

You couldn't make it worse than it already is if you tried

fuck off then instead of hanging round and complaining every chance you get

Some curry cock must've stole his crush.

There's a large number of pajeets at my uni and a lot of them are with white women. That must to some extent trigger white guys

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I sung a song for you :3