/balk/ - /бaлк/

her sextape got leaked with a black guy

wait which enverbey are you?

Osmanbey

>SEBENTEEN SEBBENNY-SIX WILL COMMINS AGHEEN IF YOU TRAH TAH TAKE AHR FAHRAHRMS
>THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN, FOAKES! THESE DIRTY GLOBALIST INTERDIMENSIONAL PEDOPHILES ARE RAPING LITTLE CHILDREN THROUGH VORTEX HOLES!
>THEY PUT FLUORIDE IN THE WATER, THEY SPRAY US WITH TOXIC CHEMICALS, THEY VACCINATE OUR CHILDREN! OH GOD THE CHILDREN. WHY, GOD? WHY? WHAAAAH?!?

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Why aren't there Greek and Romanian generals?

nvm i though it was the other one

there is a greek but not every day

Check out your nearest wildlife reserve if you wanna participate in a Romanian general

>THE CIA GUY CAME TO ME
>HE WAS ON HIS KNEES, BEGGING ME
>LIKE "ALEX, PLEASE STOP. I DON'T WANNA KILL YOU."
>I'M TELLING YOU
>I HAVE HIGH-RANKING OFFICIALS IN THE FBI AND NSA TELLING ME THAT 66% OF POLITICIANS IN WASHINGTON ARE PEDOPHILES

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STOP.

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>

>Шaкaлы нaпpимep.

Still beats being Russian

Man this is some fucking cringy shit. This is why I identify myself as Turkish even though my parents (except for my grandmother who is a Kurd) are Albanians and my grandparents can speak fluent Albanian.

If you don't speak the language of the people you identify with then you're not the part of that people, simple as. Hell, I can't even say my grandmother is Kurdish, she don't know how to speak Kurdish, just an ethnic Kurd.

Fake news! Sad!

Tell me about your suffering.

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Vote for best hair color.

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Memellada

Which one??

>We will FOMO Mexicans into flooding the US to work for cents on the dollar again!

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>Still beats being Russian
Being a mountain nigger with the iq of a diced pineapple?

idon'tknowifyouevenunderstoodwhatisaidbutthat'snotwhatisaidatall

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Even being a literal insect is 100 times better than being a Russian, so yes.

Eh, I'm just bored here, been shitposting literally all day because I dunno what to do.

cringe

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>Even being a literal insect
Then you're in luck, muslim drone.
Shitposting aside do you speak Russian or did you google translate?

i hate jews like him

yuck

>women

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Why are you guys doing this? Arguing over pointless things that won't influence your life any better but contrary it influences it for the worse. You're so blinded by short term gratification that you think spending an entire day on 4tsan arguing which of your nationalities is dumber on average that you ignore yourself. Stop doing this. Stop being such homosexual tools. You're better than this. I believe in you faggots.

And Kiki already made a big budget movie.
imdb.com/title/tt7315484/

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id fuck her

What are you? Gay?!

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Who's that guy, kinda looks like my uncle

Neither, I just found it on YouTube

>Do you guys remembah? The brilliant idear that these ell gee bee tee ass jay dubyuz had wos to acktchually make people fear clowns and associate them with the white supremacist commoonetteh.

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Eh no thx.

I wouldnt consider you different from me, because Albania/Turkey are very similar. Similarly I can still feel a connection to mixed Albanian-Greek people, like the Arvanite dude in this general. But this guy im talking about - his other side of the family and more recent paternal side is composed of groups totally different from us. Mostly Germans but he's also Anglo.

I thought he was fucking with me at first but he legit still identifies as Albanian and hes probably no more than like 12.5% at this point lmao. We look nothing alike literally he looks like a WASP

whos kiki?

Kek that's why the letters were fucked up.

Sabrina the teenage witch slut

an useless rock

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Iohannis

*facepalm*
Kiernan Shipka
Who the fucking hell can pronounce her name?

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>I wouldnt consider you different from me
El Americano.

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is the sabrina series any good?

i can't believe that the waiter of the bar i used to go daily married a belgian girl without even speaking dutch and with broken english

Romanians and Mexicans are the same people on a different continent

>liberteh, equaleteh, fraterniteh

also how tf is this nigga 36
i thought he was 23 or something

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Not particularly.

You couldn't tell she's a fat bitch by that selfie? Are you demented?

The first yes, the second one is a bit rushed too. Theoretically should have a 3rd season too, we'll see.
Btw she already used up Emma Roberts as springboard to boot up her career.
imdb.com/title/tt3286052/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_12
youtube.com/watch?v=p7WFyG6T4Qg

underrated aнимeпeдep post

she looks evil

Good too hear that you admit being a shitskin because I am Hungarian. Go back to Jow Forums feed your crap there.

She looks fat in pics, but not hamplanet-tier.

>However, only one in eight of their male counterparts, or 12 per cent, will admit to owning one.

>20% of men report using a vibrator.

She's morbidly obese ffs.

>I am Hungarian
>checks flag
cringe

It's not just the weight, but the way she waddles when she walks. There's just this huge contrast between Instagram pics and that video.

>cringe
You have to be 18+ to post here.

Have sex

You mom and left

>Have sex

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>I am hungarian btw, guys!

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He had, he also had 2 women abort on him

kys

>I am a Greek

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I had so much partners I can honestly say I hate women and they are all the same, unlike you virgin cucks in here.

thought the dude was about to get raped for a second

If is something to learn from this is that women are a distraction from your fight to break mediocrity.
Read Eliade

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it's funny because this is exactly what a virgin LARPer would say

Rude and uncalled for.

You really can't spot a fat thot by the size of the fat surrounding her face?

>I had so much partners I can honestly say I hate women and they are all the same, unlike you virgin cucks in here.

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>Eliade
He spent less time in Romania than I did, you could as well read the astrological books of Manilius because ""we wuz Romans"" and it's just as much of a fantasist shit.

I mean I could definitely tell that she's fat, but I was still surprised by her size.

>partners
back to r*ddit with you

I can do it myself.

What if you find a perfect woman and she's a virgin and she gives you love and children?

Please do.

>I like condoms
>I have sex 5 hours long
>pussy tastes like salty coins in milk
>I get approached a couple of times a day even when I am not dressed well
It's more along those lines.

He is also part Greek (his name duh)
But your point? He's the best autist we have.

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Are you scheduling suicide for yourself too per any chance right now? I could help you too.

>But your point
You have to go back.

>You mom and left

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You should make sure she's the perfect woman for you, model her, make her without defects
Then leave her, this is how you became a hero

>/balk/
>half Romanian
Hmm

I watched yesterday a surprisingly good video about depression. Maybe you will find it one day too. Until then all you got is the 5usd a month paid proxy shitposting from the third world as a cope.
Maybe I should try it too to see if I write the exact same garbage behind a different flag that if it gets a different type of response. Currently I'm hellbent to believe it would be the case, just like a rich tall guy saying he fucked a hooker in the ass gets a thunder of applause while his bald ethnic short old accountant is permanently ostracized for it.

NEED a funny Chingchong Square massacre pasta but for Romanians

youtu.be/8GW6sLrK40k
How many Ulah posters are there??

Lays are chips.

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Wat?